Halloween is really just lingerie with candy toppings, which is awesome (25 Photos)

  • jacob

    I'd knock #20 into next Christmas

    • parlay

      friday on the chive is Christmas

    • rob

      😡 I was going to call dibs.

      Eiffel tower?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tekrebel Charlie Makarov

    Why cant everyday be halloween

    • Joel

      Then it would be slut-o-ween. not complaining.

      or bonerween. Take your pick

  • NoPartyFollower

    God am I glad I don't have a daughter…..

    • Cake is a Lie

      Your not kidding… My wife and I are trying to get pregnant right now and I'm PRAYING that its a son. If its a girl I think Ill give it back – its not what I ordered.

      • NoPartyFollower

        I think the worst part of having a hot daughter would be that I know VERY WELL what guys think of them, having been one my whole life. Just knowing what every guy (and some girls) are thinking would drive me nuts.

    • chrisdg74

      Amen to that. Thankfully my only child is male. He's 15 and I'm sure he's thinking the exact same things I was at 15(hopefully not doing most of them, though).

      • Wang Chung

        My son is 17 and yes the are dude. Sorry to break the bad news. 🙂

    • Pedobear

      I Hope you have a daughter. ; )

  • DNC

    Hot Damn!

  • chrisdg74

    I think I like Halloween more as an adult than I did as a little kid. Go out looking for a different kind of "candy" now.

    • ablackguy

      next morning you just take your little brothers candy anyways, haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

    Halloween, sexy chivers, and pay day…i love this friday

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

      Amen to that

  • vince

    Halloween is STILL about the tricks, and the treats…. 😉

  • Elyk988

    I would nail Number 6 on the right so hard she would scream!!

    • wolfpackrules

      …and I'd take her friend with the glasses.

      • its_forge

        "On the right" IS the one in the glasses, dingle.

    • RandomPerv

      #6 is Valerie Mason =]

  • http://www.poison-ideas.com krisb

    Going to a party tonight. Hope it looks like this! And yes, it's also payday.

  • saywhat!

    you gotta love sluts….errr I mean girls that like attention…errr I mean girls that are smokin hot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    I Love Halloween!

  • Danny P

    #6 (on the right obviously) FTW!!!
    #7 – with all our hearts!!!

  • love10

    10, on the right. Damn

  • This Guy

    <3's Amanda

  • lucky

    Amanda Bailey needs to be Chivette of the week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    holy… excuse me, i have to go change my underwear

    • ablackguy

      just go with it my brother

  • stafferty

    This makes waiting until next week for sexy chivers perfectly ok in my book

  • equalizermax

    #6 – (girl in the right) – best costume ever!

    • bill

      valerie mason


      • equalizermax

        thanks, I will google her…

      • meme

        Bill, you are the most AWESOME person in the world! Thanks!

    • ablackguy

      down ass costume

  • Whatdoyouthink

    I think the chick from the sunscreen bottle is pretty F'n Cute.

  • McFly

    EPIC POST! Thank you John!

  • dece

    nice shot on 23, camera person!
    bee girl in 25, can you follow me around and just pull down chicks' clothing wherever i go? plz&ty.

  • Phondo

    Yeah, well, they'll all be sorry later when they don't have any place to put the candy. Ha!

    • ablackguy

      i know where the can put their candy, hehe

  • itsalie

    F***ing whores. show some class.

  • yo yo yo

    I hope #8's nose is part of the costume…

    • blues

      Yeah, I was wondering if anyone else would notice that! I was hoping it was a fake too.

  • woah

    apparently I've never been to a good halloween party.

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