It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

  • Phil

    Mediocre post…

    • dave32891

      mediocre comment

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Mediocre response

        • Brand_n

          Mediocre thread

        • yourmom

          Mediocre troll

          • UncleSam

            Mediocre observation.

          • Randy

            Medicre reply

            • Randy

              Mediocre use of the spell check

              • equalizermax

                Mediocre Derp

                • sooty

                  C-C-C-C-COOMMBBOOO BREAKER!!

                  • UncleSam

                    Mediocre achievement.

                    • Jules


                    • UncleSam

                      Mediocre dictionary

                  • SteamboatWillie

                    Mediocre meme

    • Thor Mannion

      Mediocre fill

  • kabert

    Oh, first.

    • Martin

      Well this is embarrassing……

  • hockey dude 11

    firstly sucks

  • chrisdg74

    24 – That's how she gets her acting gigs.

  • Sizzle

    #3 was funny. That is all.

    • Sizzle

      Clarifying my ambiguity – I thought others were funny, but chose only to comment on the funny-ness of #3.

      Testicles. That is all.

  • Ashley Baker

    very unmotivational ….*yawn*

  • Libertariandude

    Demotivation is getting less and less demotivational every week.

  • Bud Ugly

    I stared at #10 for a while. Thanks.

  • chuck roast


    there are shorter books:

    Polish Wit and Wisdom
    Polish who's Who
    Jewish Business Ethics
    Italian War Victories

    • lolz

      don't forget about………French War Victories

      • sooty

        or you know….. "Things a woman should do outside of the kitchen"

    • its_forge

      Poland has produced more high-level mathematicians than any other country on Earth.

      • cubicman

        so gtfo and watch your favorite twilight saga

        • its_forge

          Wow, non-sequitur responses to year-old posts much? Holy shit!

  • Head Chef

    Whats number 9 on about?

    • hitman219

      A dumb ass judge ruled that a 4yo can be sued for crashing her bike into someone on the sidewalk. IMO that Judge needs his ass thoroughly kicked!

      • top dog

        Why don't you volunteer…..I hear the job is open.

      • freementia

        Who would want to sue a 4 year old? What are they going to do? Ruin her credit for the next 7 years. Poor kid won't be able to get a credit card when she's 11. Just more absurdity in an increasingly litigious society.

        • top dog

          An ass hole, that's who.

  • witty176

    #27 I asked the same question when my wife was pregnant.

    • northerner

      No, I'm SO glad they didn't…do…that. Really. Why would you even bring the subject up?

  • top dog

    Not funny… too many bullshit hidden messages, and hitler was an asshole.

  • Beau Young

    #on 19, those are some fancy pedobear 'liminatin' machines.

    • freementia

      hey beau, nice to see you! Don't ya jus' luv 'Merica?

  • Joe Schmo

    Trunk monkey is better than trunk gator because he has the element of surprise…

  • equalizermax

    #7 – is that Mom's Dildo?

  • babymistakes

    I imagine her legal guardian would be responsible for the financial. They're probably the intended target anyway.

    • nomorepocketmoney

      Briefly: accident in April 2009, old lady fell, broke her hip, died 3 months later of "unrelated causes". It's now 18 months after the accident – her "estate" is suing the kids and their parents. Seriously, her "estate"!

  • Truth.Inc

    I appreciate the bold simplicity of #16.

  • Catence

    #27 – That is the wife's job. To rub your dick for every person that rubs her belly.

    • P-90

      Marry me.

  • quinn39

    That’s trials skills… not bmx. Silly pope.

  • My_Rushmore

    #7 & #13 are probably the only reasons I have to breed.

  • Shin Aid

    i like your attitude sir

  • scv

    #27, because who wants their friends to rub their dick?

    • northerner


  • BloodScrubber

    No 5 Poor guy tryin to take a whizz and these skanks show up. Sheesh.
    No 27. SO true!

  • its_forge

    27 'cuz all you did was go UNGH and fall asleep and SHE'S the one gaining 50 pounds having massive moodswings having to pee every 5 minutes having morning sickness bizarre food cravings and fricking swollen ankles to say nothing of the backaches. You try that and THEN we'll talk about your fucking accomplishment.

    • northerner

      Excellent points. Sounds like a voice of experience?

  • WtFucke

    # 27: who wants to get his dick rubbed by his bros?

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