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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

November 1, 2010 | In: Motivational

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Phil

Mediocre post…

dave32891

mediocre comment

AnyoneForCoffee

Mediocre response

http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Mediocre thread
yourmom

Mediocre troll

UncleSam

Mediocre observation.
Randy

Medicre reply

Randy

Mediocre use of the spell check

equalizermax

Mediocre Derp

sooty

C-C-C-C-COOMMBBOOO BREAKER!!

UncleSam

Mediocre achievement.

Jules

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UncleSam

Mediocre dictionary

SteamboatWillie

Mediocre meme

Thor Mannion

Mediocre fill

kabert

Oh, first.

Martin

Well this is embarrassing……

hockey dude 11

firstly sucks
chrisdg74

24 – That's how she gets her acting gigs.
Sizzle

#3 was funny. That is all.

Sizzle

Clarifying my ambiguity – I thought others were funny, but chose only to comment on the funny-ness of #3.

Testicles. That is all.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=631360491 Ashley Baker

very unmotivational ….*yawn*
Libertariandude

Demotivation is getting less and less demotivational every week.
Bud Ugly

I stared at #10 for a while. Thanks.
chuck roast

@10

there are shorter books:

Polish Wit and Wisdom
Polish who's Who
Jewish Business Ethics
Italian War Victories

lolz

don't forget about………French War Victories

sooty

or you know….. "Things a woman should do outside of the kitchen"

its_forge

Poland has produced more high-level mathematicians than any other country on Earth.

cubicman

so gtfo and watch your favorite twilight saga

its_forge

Wow, non-sequitur responses to year-old posts much? Holy shit!

Head Chef

Whats number 9 on about?

hitman219

A dumb ass judge ruled that a 4yo can be sued for crashing her bike into someone on the sidewalk. IMO that Judge needs his ass thoroughly kicked!

top dog

Why don't you volunteer…..I hear the job is open.
freementia

Who would want to sue a 4 year old? What are they going to do? Ruin her credit for the next 7 years. Poor kid won't be able to get a credit card when she's 11. Just more absurdity in an increasingly litigious society.

top dog

An ass hole, that's who.

witty176

#27 I asked the same question when my wife was pregnant.

northerner

No, I'm SO glad they didn't…do…that. Really. Why would you even bring the subject up?

top dog

Not funny… too many bullshit hidden messages, and hitler was an asshole.
http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

#on 19, those are some fancy pedobear 'liminatin' machines.

freementia

hey beau, nice to see you! Don't ya jus' luv 'Merica?

Joe Schmo

Trunk monkey is better than trunk gator because he has the element of surprise…
equalizermax

#7 – is that Mom's Dildo?
babymistakes

I imagine her legal guardian would be responsible for the financial. They're probably the intended target anyway.

nomorepocketmoney

Briefly: accident in April 2009, old lady fell, broke her hip, died 3 months later of "unrelated causes". It's now 18 months after the accident – her "estate" is suing the kids and their parents. Seriously, her "estate"!

Truth.Inc

I appreciate the bold simplicity of #16.
Catence

#27 – That is the wife's job. To rub your dick for every person that rubs her belly.

P-90

Marry me.

quinn39

That’s trials skills… not bmx. Silly pope.
My_Rushmore

#7 & #13 are probably the only reasons I have to breed.
Shin Aid

i like your attitude sir
scv

#27, because who wants their friends to rub their dick?

northerner

Exactly.

BloodScrubber

No 5 Poor guy tryin to take a whizz and these skanks show up. Sheesh.
No 27. SO true!
its_forge

27 'cuz all you did was go UNGH and fall asleep and SHE'S the one gaining 50 pounds having massive moodswings having to pee every 5 minutes having morning sickness bizarre food cravings and fricking swollen ankles to say nothing of the backaches. You try that and THEN we'll talk about your fucking accomplishment.

northerner

Excellent points. Sounds like a voice of experience?

WtFucke

# 27: who wants to get his dick rubbed by his bros?

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