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November 1, 2010 |
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Mediocre use of the spell check
Well this is embarrassing……
24 – That's how she gets her acting gigs.
#3 was funny. That is all.
Clarifying my ambiguity – I thought others were funny, but chose only to comment on the funny-ness of #3.
Testicles. That is all.
very unmotivational ….*yawn*
Demotivation is getting less and less demotivational every week.
I stared at #10 for a while. Thanks.
there are shorter books:
Polish Wit and Wisdom
Polish who's Who
Jewish Business Ethics
Italian War Victories
don't forget about………French War Victories
or you know….. "Things a woman should do outside of the kitchen"
Poland has produced more high-level mathematicians than any other country on Earth.
so gtfo and watch your favorite twilight saga
Wow, non-sequitur responses to year-old posts much? Holy shit!
Whats number 9 on about?
A dumb ass judge ruled that a 4yo can be sued for crashing her bike into someone on the sidewalk. IMO that Judge needs his ass thoroughly kicked!
Why don't you volunteer…..I hear the job is open.
Who would want to sue a 4 year old? What are they going to do? Ruin her credit for the next 7 years. Poor kid won't be able to get a credit card when she's 11. Just more absurdity in an increasingly litigious society.
An ass hole, that's who.
#27 I asked the same question when my wife was pregnant.
No, I'm SO glad they didn't…do…that. Really. Why would you even bring the subject up?
Not funny… too many bullshit hidden messages, and hitler was an asshole.
#on 19, those are some fancy pedobear 'liminatin' machines.
hey beau, nice to see you! Don't ya jus' luv 'Merica?
Trunk monkey is better than trunk gator because he has the element of surprise…
#7 – is that Mom's Dildo?
I imagine her legal guardian would be responsible for the financial. They're probably the intended target anyway.
Briefly: accident in April 2009, old lady fell, broke her hip, died 3 months later of "unrelated causes". It's now 18 months after the accident – her "estate" is suing the kids and their parents. Seriously, her "estate"!
I appreciate the bold simplicity of #16.
#27 – That is the wife's job. To rub your dick for every person that rubs her belly.
That’s trials skills… not bmx. Silly pope.
#7 & #13 are probably the only reasons I have to breed.
i like your attitude sir
#27, because who wants their friends to rub their dick?
No 5 Poor guy tryin to take a whizz and these skanks show up. Sheesh.
No 27. SO true!
27 'cuz all you did was go UNGH and fall asleep and SHE'S the one gaining 50 pounds having massive moodswings having to pee every 5 minutes having morning sickness bizarre food cravings and fricking swollen ankles to say nothing of the backaches. You try that and THEN we'll talk about your fucking accomplishment.
Excellent points. Sounds like a voice of experience?
# 27: who wants to get his dick rubbed by his bros?
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