1938 looked like an interesting time to be a “lady” (13 Photos)

These funny photos and more at sadanduseless.

  • a John


    • error404

      to post…………….last to have sex(consensually)

  • the blob

    ahhh the good old days!!

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      These still apply… I don't get what the point is of this posting. What guys these days want a woman who sits and talks about cloths, cosmetics, ruins your belongings, talks to other people while having dinner (or on the phone), picks at your ears during dinner (or other similar physical pecking), dresses like a bag lady, is too damn drunk, crying about sentimental crap, bra-less, pulling at their underwear, etc. ? If this is sexist then get me a sign I can parade with.

  • joeoby78

    #12 reminds me of my last date LOL!

    • JiggQuoi?


  • gator

    back when women knew there roll

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      and back when men knew how to spell.

      • Jeffroe

        Bwahahahahah! At lease he put the "k" in knew!

        • Jeffroe

          Goddam, I fucked up busting on a typo? Lease not least? Wotta dumbass!

          • http://www.facebook.com/leonist21 Sophie Leoni

            *Goddamn *Wotta = Whatta = What a

    • more like gaytor


    • Bri


    • rhea

      I think you mean 'their roles' a roll is a breadroll!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #12 – I think this one obviously didn't need a caption to capture why a woman shouldn't do that.

  • http://twitter.com/That_Hal @That_Hal

    These are so true! Women now could learn from this!

  • Red

    seems like good advice to me

  • Captain Cool

    #12, the roofie colada strikes again

  • stafferty

    Its true, when I'm dancing, I simply like to dance *turns on party boy music and strips down to a pink thong*

    • chrisdg74

      Don't forget the bow-tie.

  • andrea

    thank God now-a-days we know that, WE HAVE THE PUSSY= WE HAVE THE POWER……silly boys

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      Don't post ridiculous rants on the Chive message boards. Men don't find it amusing when women can't appreciate harmless posts and instead imply that they're superior. Women who make careless comments like this generally get thumbs down!

    • Cake is a Lie

      Oh – thats funny. You must be in school still. You see, women in their late 20s and early 30s will complain about being alone and will attach themselves to anything with success and stability. The pussy guys can get anywhere.

    • JiggQuoi?

      Get back to the kitchen.

    • vince

      Power only over those who would stick their tool in a knothole just to get off….
      …the rest of us= "Hmmm. Games to get pussy? Ok. Movin' on…."

    • URDumb

      I can tell you your future.

      You will be banged by hundreds of guys who will not mArry you or treat you like a lady. You will pregnant and have multiple below average children from different fathers. At some point when your looks have faded and your pussy has dried up you will realize that you are alone because you thought your pussy made you special. Guys play your dumb ass games untill you give it up then all that power you thought you had is lost.

      Shit I could microwave a piece of liver from the market stick my dick in it and it would feel like your hole, wet and warm. Dumb bitch lol..

      • GMO

        Haha. Word dude. Laughed my ass off. It's true though damn true. Power only comes when we are willing to put up with you for multiple dates, or worse marriage.

      • Jen


    • thedarksideofthesound

      Thank god we still have the money = nothing else matters

    • Jimmy Jack

      Old Irish saying:
      "Just remember, no matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of her shit."

    • Anthony Trolliver


    • Dave Chapelle

      If pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now because you flooded the market with it, you're giving it away too easy.

  • Brah

    Ha, the man to the right in 12 is priceless.

    Also, as a girl, I have to say these are still pretty relevant. But I'm a sucker for the old days.

  • equalizermax

    I like to say this again:

    • top dog

      Yes…we know. But we still like it.

    • Zombie

      cool story bro.

  • GMO

    Where does it mention getting your ass in the god damn kitchen? Maybe bitches back then just assumed that part.

    • Hez26

      Yea, this article was intended for those who take the occasional break from the kitchen..

  • 123Roasthim

    this is true.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    "when a man dances he wants to dance" hahaha no when a man dances he wants to have sex

  • MigraineBoy

    Bitches knew how to behave back then.

    • TheWacee

      Men knew how to be Gentlemen back then, too.

  • SreyaNotfilc

    First…. of all I would like to say.. “that poor poor man”.

    Second, yea most of the steps are ridiculous, but step 6 still stands ladies. That’s a safety hazard.

  • pingpong

    8,9,11 are still true

  • jacob

    way to repost

  • jamontoast

    Haha, that dude looks like he's on the worst date ever. There are a couple of pictures where it looks like he just wants to haul off and smack the shit out of her. I guess in the 30s, he probably could have gotten away with it.

  • Phil

    I agree with most of these pictures. Women (and, admittedly, many men) could use a little more etiquette.

  • Bob in accounting

    Somebody should show this post to HHNF. she could learn a thing or two.

  • rawnoyz

    theres one missing:

    stay in the kitchen, a man will love you for it.

  • Jeffroe

    Oh, and how about telling them to trim the hedge every once inawhile? Ever seen porn from back then? It was like lion country safari!

  • Bill Fucking Murray

    They were on a dinner date…perhaps he was referring to a dinner roll. Always know your roll.

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