There’s douchebaggery and then there’s what’s happening in here (36 Photos)

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  • tony C

    first !!!!!!

    • Gregg

      Nope, douchbag.

    • ihatedouchebags

      try again douchebag

  • busted

    No dude, they're like a slow motion train wreck.

  • Brah

    Look to be implants, man.

    • bob

      who gives a flying f?
      tits is tits.

      • dece

        apparently a number of us do.
        if i wanted plastic, there are sex dolls and toys.
        unless it's for health reasons (lost a breast to cancer or some such), i prefer my women all real flesh and blood, thx.

  • J P

    These people are so F-ed up in the head…. Get ahold of yourselves people dayammm!!!

    • Vihni

      I'd reluctantly turn into one of these if it let me pull girls like that (except #33 haha)!

  • Mike

    #1 is that chick from the real world

  • nepster

    What's worse than whores with duckface? Douchebags with duckface. Fail.

    • ...

      What's worse than a guy who goes on thechive.com and bashes people based on appearance? nothing. You sir are a virus, a discriminative fuck.

  • 123Roasthim

    FUCKING FAGS!

    • Anonymous

      …said the lonely internet commenter, looking at photos of people in better shape, with better looking women, than him.

    • Lefty

      douchebag does not equal gay.
      I think you would make a great addition to this list.

  • llama beans

    I think it's wrong to mock these guys. They can't help it. They were born this way. It's not a choice. You guys are just hateful. You haters are just a bunch of douschophobes.

    • douschophobe

      yes ill admit im racist against D-bags

    • speak the truth

      I couldn't have said it better myself!

    • Sheba

      haha they were born orange?? pretty sure when you open your wardrobe every morning, you are then faced with the… what was the word… oh right – choice of what to put on?

    • dfawrgawgerag

      whoever thumbs down or can't understand what llama beans said needs to rethink their behavior. like now.

  • equalizermax

    chive why bother?

  • Brandon

    Who is the chick in number one? More chive more chive…. please?

  • nathan

    27 just got done free basing some coke or oxi. how else do you explain the foil and lighters… in the bathroom..? douchebagery all the way

    • Semper

      Drinkin that Sobe, unrollin that Reynolds wrap, brushin dos teef

  • tazz

    Waste of human flesh. We normally chop shit like this up and feed it to the pigs.

    • ...

      You are a fucking psychopath o.o I'm ashamed that I share the same oxygen with you. Ive noticed thechive.com has created a new band of hatred filled lunatics who are comparable to white supremacists. All humans have a right to exist you sick fuck it and you can't take that away because you don't like their appearance.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

    Proof that there is no god. 😦

    • the captain

      or just proof that god has a really good sense of humor

    • klh

      Proof that these people don't believe in a god…

  • ras

    That chick is from Real World Sydney. Can't remember her name though.

    • gasheels

      kelly-ann

  • ras

    The sad part is that these guys are actually scoring hot chicks.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yep. WTF is that all about?

      What are these girls like if they find this attractive?!

      • CPO_Mendez

        I believe it's called 'money'

    • Anonymous

      That's not the sad part. The sad part is losers commenting on the internet wondering how those better looking, in better shape guys are getting hot chicks while you sit alone in your mom's basement with a bag of cheetos on your lap, from time to time glancing at your dilapidated stair master, wondering where it all went wrong.

      • Chester

        Good call! I'm seriously eating cheetos right now.

      • ...

        You sir are the greatest person who ever lived, the way I look at it the people who use the term "douches" are in fact the real "douches." Sitting criticizing others based on appearance to feel slightly better about themselves.

      • anonwisdom

        It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better then the meat wraped inside it.. -Albert einstien

        that is the case with these woman.(i assume) ya they be nice to F@ck but no worth what so ever as a partner to share your life with… so all those guys wishing they could f@ck 1. trust me ive had better sex with someone i cared about and was not a10 then the 1 one night stand ive had with a 10. I was in wrestling that year so my geekness was covered by muscles…

  • Speedy

    #13 – What i wouldnt give to do her like that!!!!!

  • R. Wiggum

    How do these douche bags get women.?

    • BloodScrubber

      Simple. Their parents have money. Not bemoaning mind you….just sayin.

    • Anonymous

      By being not you.

    • iamagoblin

      i think most of them get men!

      • ...

        Ha! That was SO funny! I like the part where you were completely un-creative!

    • Zuke

      You'll understand when you get a little older my friend. And no, it has very little to do with their parents having money.

      I'd go into it, but this shit is from over a year ago, so I'm not even sure why I'm responding in the first place.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1282621468 Tim Buchanan

    I know these dudes are total tools and all, but they must be doing something right because a lot of them have some pretty bangin' girlfriends. Hot enough to make me envy them and that sucks because envying a douchebag makes me feel like I have lost at life.

    • nonchalont

      Bieber has ladies hanging off him too but that dont make him a man. the fad will die off soon then we can all go back to wishing the hotties hung out with regular, un-tanned mediocre looking guys like the beer commercials tell us they do.

      • bullg0d

        I think most the ladies on there are probably "paid" for from looking at them!

    • Wally

      Keep to your principles, dude.

  • MigraineBoy

    Whenever I see those dudes I can't help but think "extra crispy".

  • SteamboatWillie

    Male duckfaces… the humanity!

    • ern23

      36 – An even more rare Inverse Duckface!

      The Douchebaggery gets worse!!

  • top dog

    There be douchebaggery here….but…I like the girls though. I'd like to give them a reason to use a real douchebag.
    FILL ER UP!!!

  • LOLWUT

    The girl in 12 is hot as hell.

    • Phil

      And apparently knows how to have fun

  • ......

    I hate douchebags as much as the next guy but some of these douchettes are hot.

  • jack

    looks more like faggotry

  • error404

    @#26………hey fun-boys,get a room

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