Is there anyway to resize this photo? It's practically unreadable in the current size.

For those with the failing peepers:

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/b/tard 1: I've had it with life, /b/.

As soon as my mom goes to sleep, I'm going to swallow twenty advil.

I just thought I'd make one last thread before I die.

/b/tard 2: Dude, why take 20 Advil when you could take just 3 Aleve?
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and OP is right, if you're resizing to fit the format Mr. Chive, why don't you cut the half of the image that is blank space so we can actually read it?