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Anybody need some motivation? (26 Photos)

November 9, 2010 | In: Funny, Motivational

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Normally I post this gallery on Mondays but I forgot yesterday... because alcohol.

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bob

first

ryan

god damn it
Iluvbeingfirst

Congrats bob, you the man! I'll get it next time! Sorry, Ryan. Hang in there, you can do it too!

Dunny

Bob's Daughter is pretty cute.

drbeene

And how! Poor Bob.
http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

agreed broski, i'd bend her over.
Jason

Yeah, I'm just kinda curious what Bob's wife's shirt says…

Too slow fools!!

FIRST – GREATEST DAY EVER!!!!

bob

too slow, my ass!!!

-bob
clay

Congrats, it all downhill from here there Mr. Too slow.
Dumbass!

Too slow fools!!

Could you please explain to me the location of here there. At first I assumed referred to the location I was currently in. Then your reference of "there" implied your point of reference must be where you are as "there" would be here where I am. But you can't be here as you implied here and there are the same place just now. Only I can be here, you are over "there". But if you are over "there" then I can no longer be referred to as there and must be referred to as the here. But only I can make such a reference. In fact, it would be gracious of you to remove your comment all together to ensure the world does not implode upon it's own, now distorted, sense of logic. Thanks in advance Clay.

BigDingo

I hate everything you write

Too slow fools!!

Haters gonna Hate

http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

Trying to use big words fucked your paragraph up. You made no sense, personally I think you're retarded. Just sayin.
dietroll

are you HHNF?

Coldzilla

Apparently theres only ONE fool present

Dumbass

lkoakowski

#18 is not bill murray

LukasS

Watch Zombieland and come back, please.

stafferty

Watch Zombieland and don't come back, please.
ron

Agreed… you lose.

That kid (on the left) shoots Bill Murray because he thinks he's a zombie. He's not.

lkoakowski

will watch it and wont come back

McBeastie

even better

uberbrie

Why watch? Ron ruined the movie for you…Good job Ron

HANK

Spoiler alert Rons Gay

bob

Don't watch Zombieland and don't come back.
drbeene

If I imagine that you're being stupid on purpose, it's pretty funny. In that case, good job.
Coldzilla

Wow

Just………..

Wow
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

No, it's not. But if you watch the movie you see that the boy kills Bill while he is acting like a zombie to avoid the real zombies.

chrisdg74

In Soviet Russia, man attacks bears.

McBeastie

Oh, a Yakov Smirnov reference……

L…….O…………….L?
http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell

hahahaha win
turbosmurf

that happens because in Soviet Russia bears feed man.

gigabest

don't watch zombieland and stay here instead
http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

That comment is incredibly upsetting.
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Nicnac

#16 … Twilight is true bestiality… oh wait, no one has sex in Twilight.
equalizermax

Mhe…
nouu

two halfbreed kids in one post, awsome.
Burn Your Friends

#16… Beauty and the Beast is from 1946. Look that shit up assholes.

chrisdg74

Actually, it was written in 1740. Take your own advice.
A BiPolar Guy

the movie PICTURED is not from 1946 you fouled mouthed idiot!.

but on the other hand no one has sex in the movie so – no bestiality. Loving a beast does not qualify.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

But does loving LIKE a beast apply?

Jason

"Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

I shot the Sheriff……….but I did not shoot that chuncky chick.
top dog

24, Somebody, somewhere on this fuckin planet will believe this shit, I thinks she made the movie.
Mac

motivated and ready for the week
HANK

Ya I have to agree with this. Also I hate clay
Pete is stupid

No. That's it. Because alchohol. That's the joke. Fucking ingrate.
A BiPolar Guy

24 Oh, yeah I would love to see her try to convince her husband.
Just claim you were raped but didn't go to the police. At least that could actually happen.
Or you could try the swimming pool story…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

2-no, we're looking at her hooker hoops and drawn-on eyebrows. Newsflash, you're WHITE.
8-Of course. One does not simply walk…into Mordor.
14- No, it's not 'stop dropping rolls'!!!
23-That's how he rolls.
24-If you're old enough to breed, you should be shot for making up shitty excuses, whore. If your husband is old enough to be in the military, his recruiter should be shot.

McBeastie

2 – nope. We were looking at her tits. Newsflash, you're not FUNNY.

F U Chiveassholes

I find her hilarious.

McBeastie

I bet you find Two and a Half Men hilarious too.

HellHath NoFury

I can think of one man that isn't.

Hez26

15….this is not the goal you seek
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1664410511 Michael Dominick Crispo

1-(Announcer):Martha is unaware that our special guest has substituted her oregano with new Dr. Crunk's Cannabis Blend
9-DUDE i told you the blow your rectum out combo was to much for you to handle
10-looks liek for 3 out of 4 bob isn't only a name but a hobby. just saying
11-YAY another white trash right of passage down
14-NOW they tell me
20- NO but i have chased a pack of dogs with a set of katana
24-OK mary i believe ya. BTW how is little jesus?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

I thought Jesus was Mexican, not black….

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

Quick, lady, make up a whole new excuse!

kevguy

really?

HellHath NoFury

YARLY

top dog

#26, OH, and I forgot. Plant them "donuts" seeds before they go bad on ya.
http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

who invited pedobear?
rawnoyz

3D porn..o.0
mipo2010

Pregnant by 3D porn…Ghetto immaculate conception for the 21st century

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