Anybody need some motivation? (26 Photos)

Normally I post this gallery on Mondays but I forgot yesterday... because alcohol.

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  • bob


    • ryan

      god damn it

    • Iluvbeingfirst

      Congrats bob, you the man! I'll get it next time! Sorry, Ryan. Hang in there, you can do it too!

  • Dunny

    Bob's Daughter is pretty cute.

    • drbeene

      And how! Poor Bob.

    • Joey Mitchell

      agreed broski, i'd bend her over.

    • Jason

      Yeah, I'm just kinda curious what Bob's wife's shirt says…

  • Too slow fools!!


    • bob

      too slow, my ass!!!


    • clay

      Congrats, it all downhill from here there Mr. Too slow.

      • Too slow fools!!

        Could you please explain to me the location of here there. At first I assumed referred to the location I was currently in. Then your reference of "there" implied your point of reference must be where you are as "there" would be here where I am. But you can't be here as you implied here and there are the same place just now. Only I can be here, you are over "there". But if you are over "there" then I can no longer be referred to as there and must be referred to as the here. But only I can make such a reference. In fact, it would be gracious of you to remove your comment all together to ensure the world does not implode upon it's own, now distorted, sense of logic. Thanks in advance Clay.

        • BigDingo

          I hate everything you write

          • Too slow fools!!

            Haters gonna Hate

        • Joey Mitchell

          Trying to use big words fucked your paragraph up. You made no sense, personally I think you're retarded. Just sayin.

        • dietroll

          are you HHNF?

    • Coldzilla

      Apparently theres only ONE fool present


  • lkoakowski

    #18 is not bill murray

    • LukasS

      Watch Zombieland and come back, please.

      • stafferty

        Watch Zombieland and don't come back, please.

      • ron

        Agreed… you lose.

        That kid (on the left) shoots Bill Murray because he thinks he's a zombie. He's not.

        • lkoakowski

          will watch it and wont come back

          • McBeastie

            even better

            • uberbrie

              Why watch? Ron ruined the movie for you…Good job Ron

              • HANK

                Spoiler alert Rons Gay

    • bob

      Don't watch Zombieland and don't come back.

    • drbeene

      If I imagine that you're being stupid on purpose, it's pretty funny. In that case, good job.

    • Coldzilla




    • Shannon Coverdale

      No, it's not. But if you watch the movie you see that the boy kills Bill while he is acting like a zombie to avoid the real zombies.

  • chrisdg74

    In Soviet Russia, man attacks bears.

    • McBeastie

      Oh, a Yakov Smirnov reference……


    • Joey Mitchell

      hahahaha win

    • turbosmurf

      that happens because in Soviet Russia bears feed man.

  • gigabest

    don't watch zombieland and stay here instead

  • Justin Hall

    That comment is incredibly upsetting.

  • SIFOTI – 11/9/10 | WetBandits

    […] The Chive has your motivational posters for you. I can’t get enough of these stupid things. […]

  • Nicnac

    #16 … Twilight is true bestiality… oh wait, no one has sex in Twilight.

  • equalizermax


  • nouu

    two halfbreed kids in one post, awsome.

  • Burn Your Friends

    #16… Beauty and the Beast is from 1946. Look that shit up assholes.

    • chrisdg74

      Actually, it was written in 1740. Take your own advice.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      the movie PICTURED is not from 1946 you fouled mouthed idiot!.

      but on the other hand no one has sex in the movie so – no bestiality. Loving a beast does not qualify.

      • HellHath NoFury

        But does loving LIKE a beast apply?

        • Jason

          "Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"

  • mattythegooch

    I shot the Sheriff……….but I did not shoot that chuncky chick.

  • top dog

    24, Somebody, somewhere on this fuckin planet will believe this shit, I thinks she made the movie.

  • Mac

    motivated and ready for the week

  • HANK

    Ya I have to agree with this. Also I hate clay

  • Pete is stupid

    No. That's it. Because alchohol. That's the joke. Fucking ingrate.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    24 Oh, yeah I would love to see her try to convince her husband.
    Just claim you were raped but didn't go to the police. At least that could actually happen.
    Or you could try the swimming pool story…

  • HellHath NoFury

    2-no, we're looking at her hooker hoops and drawn-on eyebrows. Newsflash, you're WHITE.
    8-Of course. One does not simply walk…into Mordor.
    14- No, it's not 'stop dropping rolls'!!!
    23-That's how he rolls.
    24-If you're old enough to breed, you should be shot for making up shitty excuses, whore. If your husband is old enough to be in the military, his recruiter should be shot.

    • McBeastie

      2 – nope. We were looking at her tits. Newsflash, you're not FUNNY.

      • F U Chiveassholes

        I find her hilarious.

        • McBeastie

          I bet you find Two and a Half Men hilarious too.

          • HellHath NoFury

            I can think of one man that isn't.

  • Hez26

    15….this is not the goal you seek

  • Michael Dominick Crispo

    1-(Announcer):Martha is unaware that our special guest has substituted her oregano with new Dr. Crunk's Cannabis Blend
    9-DUDE i told you the blow your rectum out combo was to much for you to handle
    10-looks liek for 3 out of 4 bob isn't only a name but a hobby. just saying
    11-YAY another white trash right of passage down
    14-NOW they tell me
    20- NO but i have chased a pack of dogs with a set of katana
    24-OK mary i believe ya. BTW how is little jesus?

    • HellHath NoFury

      I thought Jesus was Mexican, not black….

      • HellHath NoFury

        Quick, lady, make up a whole new excuse!

        • kevguy


          • HellHath NoFury


  • top dog

    #26, OH, and I forgot. Plant them "donuts" seeds before they go bad on ya.

  • Tyler Mars

    who invited pedobear?

  • rawnoyz

    3D porn..o.0

  • mipo2010

    Pregnant by 3D porn…Ghetto immaculate conception for the 21st century

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