Send download link to your phone:
- OR -
Google Play to download.
November 9, 2010 |
In: Funny, Motivational
Follow John on Tapiture
Normally I post this gallery on Mondays but I forgot yesterday... because alcohol.
If you like these, check out the great Very Demotivational.
god damn it
Congrats bob, you the man! I'll get it next time! Sorry, Ryan. Hang in there, you can do it too!
Bob's Daughter is pretty cute.
And how! Poor Bob.
agreed broski, i'd bend her over.
Yeah, I'm just kinda curious what Bob's wife's shirt says…
FIRST – GREATEST DAY EVER!!!!
too slow, my ass!!!
Congrats, it all downhill from here there Mr. Too slow.
Could you please explain to me the location of here there. At first I assumed referred to the location I was currently in. Then your reference of "there" implied your point of reference must be where you are as "there" would be here where I am. But you can't be here as you implied here and there are the same place just now. Only I can be here, you are over "there". But if you are over "there" then I can no longer be referred to as there and must be referred to as the here. But only I can make such a reference. In fact, it would be gracious of you to remove your comment all together to ensure the world does not implode upon it's own, now distorted, sense of logic. Thanks in advance Clay.
I hate everything you write
Haters gonna Hate
Trying to use big words fucked your paragraph up. You made no sense, personally I think you're retarded. Just sayin.
are you HHNF?
Apparently theres only ONE fool present
#18 is not bill murray
Watch Zombieland and come back, please.
Watch Zombieland and don't come back, please.
Agreed… you lose.
That kid (on the left) shoots Bill Murray because he thinks he's a zombie. He's not.
will watch it and wont come back
Why watch? Ron ruined the movie for you…Good job Ron
Spoiler alert Rons Gay
Don't watch Zombieland and don't come back.
If I imagine that you're being stupid on purpose, it's pretty funny. In that case, good job.
No, it's not. But if you watch the movie you see that the boy kills Bill while he is acting like a zombie to avoid the real zombies.
In Soviet Russia, man attacks bears.
Oh, a Yakov Smirnov reference……
that happens because in Soviet Russia bears feed man.
don't watch zombieland and stay here instead
That comment is incredibly upsetting.
[...] The Chive has your motivational posters for you. I can’t get enough of these stupid things. [...]
#16 … Twilight is true bestiality… oh wait, no one has sex in Twilight.
two halfbreed kids in one post, awsome.
#16… Beauty and the Beast is from 1946. Look that shit up assholes.
Actually, it was written in 1740. Take your own advice.
the movie PICTURED is not from 1946 you fouled mouthed idiot!.
but on the other hand no one has sex in the movie so – no bestiality. Loving a beast does not qualify.
But does loving LIKE a beast apply?
"Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"
I shot the Sheriff……….but I did not shoot that chuncky chick.
24, Somebody, somewhere on this fuckin planet will believe this shit, I thinks she made the movie.
motivated and ready for the week
Ya I have to agree with this. Also I hate clay
No. That's it. Because alchohol. That's the joke. Fucking ingrate.
24 Oh, yeah I would love to see her try to convince her husband.
Just claim you were raped but didn't go to the police. At least that could actually happen.
Or you could try the swimming pool story…
2-no, we're looking at her hooker hoops and drawn-on eyebrows. Newsflash, you're WHITE.
8-Of course. One does not simply walk…into Mordor.
14- No, it's not 'stop dropping rolls'!!!
23-That's how he rolls.
24-If you're old enough to breed, you should be shot for making up shitty excuses, whore. If your husband is old enough to be in the military, his recruiter should be shot.
2 – nope. We were looking at her tits. Newsflash, you're not FUNNY.
I find her hilarious.
I bet you find Two and a Half Men hilarious too.
I can think of one man that isn't.
15….this is not the goal you seek
1-(Announcer):Martha is unaware that our special guest has substituted her oregano with new Dr. Crunk's Cannabis Blend
9-DUDE i told you the blow your rectum out combo was to much for you to handle
10-looks liek for 3 out of 4 bob isn't only a name but a hobby. just saying
11-YAY another white trash right of passage down
14-NOW they tell me
20- NO but i have chased a pack of dogs with a set of katana
24-OK mary i believe ya. BTW how is little jesus?
I thought Jesus was Mexican, not black….
Quick, lady, make up a whole new excuse!
#26, OH, and I forgot. Plant them "donuts" seeds before they go bad on ya.
who invited pedobear?
Pregnant by 3D porn…Ghetto immaculate conception for the 21st century
theCHIVE.com on Facebook