Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • parker

    piven is the man

  • danny

    find 33, give her her own post while I watch Brokeback Mountain II

    • pandalox

      (dramatic pause) That's the perfect storm


        Yeah, so 33…. anyone??? I didn't even bother to scroll down farther,

        • Guest

          didn't you have to in order to post this?

    • Stevo

      good candidate for bubbling

    • Pudge

      hot…. she better pull that minor duckface back in before she ruins it all

  • Dan

    please find 23, Chive!

  • Anthony Trolliver

    These posts are as ugly as my soul. In the words of my friend Greg, "Terrible".

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      no one cares about what you think

      • Anthony Trolliver

        Everyone cares what I think. That is why I get so many negatives. They all don't like what I think! Or maybe they just think I'm a faggot.

        • Darksoul

          You totally had that comeback prepared…good on you

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      Obvious troll is obvious

    • percy

      please, chivers, don't indulge Trolliver the douche. He does this every day to get a reaction. Also, he's 14 years old. Just don't respond

      • Anthony Trolliver

        Thank you for responding to me!

    • JPC

      Awwww, how cute. He's pretending he has a friend!

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    so 6 16 23 and 33 are awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #6 – Thin girl with assets
    #23 – Voluptuous girl with assets

    Thanks for the handy guide, Chive!

    • IndeediGetit

      #23 Well I see athletic thick – But I think we can all settle sexy!

      • Semper

        I see thin on 23. If she is "voluptuous" I don't want to know what I am D:

        • eldurbo

          And #33?

          • blues


  • mca

    "So what do you do for a living?"
    I paint fat guys nipples, ranks right around assistant crack whore.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      *Assistant to the crack whore

  • aosux

    23 just made my day

    • aosux

      Note: 33 isn't bad either

  • DNC

    Wilford is just Awesome!

  • mipo2010

    If you have diabeetus like I do…

  • Cris Ron

    Fair bored of looking at that first foto

  • equalizermax

    I was thinking somethings bad going to happen in #17…

  • Screwdriver

    More #33 please!

  • nathan

    #16 PLEASE DONT TEASE ME!!! that would be the definition of EPIC! …well now I know what thoughts will be stuck in my head all day… mmmmm….. ahhhhhh…..

    • ROK

      that pic is from a movie – bandidas. it was really awesome especially if you just turn the sound off and not pay attention to the storyline. salma hayek's rack should get movie credits and their own residual checks.

  • Clickawhat

    You're paying #1 to mow your lawn and by god he's going to give you your moneys worth.

    • Big E

      It looks like they are about to re-sod the lawn and the weekly mowing guy showed up and was like "well I wanna get paid this week"

  • CWA

    Photoshop should just be called beergoggles

  • Frink

    #34 – And he would trade it all to not be a midget with bird-like features.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I'm not a religious man, but if I die tonight, I would love to be reincarnated as #6's bike seat!!

  • Chris

    23 deserves her own post – jus sayin'

  • powpowpow

    #13 did you try google or facebook http://www.facebook.com/sophia.ac

    • Caca

      I think if The Master Chivers would maybe just send a facebook message, and flash either $$$ or the fact that they would rescue baby elephants for her to take some more pics, they wouldn't have a fail under their belt.

      • Caca

        ….and I do believe that my fellow Chivers agree. Wouldn't you like them to "DO IT FOR YOUR" CHIVERS?

        • dwire

          I found more of her at http://www.emogirlfriends.net/. I didn't sign-up/pay, but she's on the site (If you don't see her on 1st page just click anywhere, she is on the sign-up page). I am sad.

  • McFly

    I keep waiting for someone in #17 to come around the corner….and waiting…and waiting…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

      Like Bruce Banner and his backpack as he tries to hitchhike and "The Lonely Man" Plays in the background

  • Gutterville

    #6 thats not ali larter is it ,surely not she doesn't have assets like that

    • gem

      I thought that, but she is pregnant… so boobs tend to get bigger in that stage.
      i'm not complaining ali larter is the perfect woman in my eyes ❤

    • Guest

      I'm pretty sure that is Alice Eve. The 10 from She's out of My League.

    • Popsicle Pete

      Its neither, just a random smoking hot chick that I would absolutely destroy

  • clutch

    #7 You know whats worse than those lame boy band pics…. people who say douchcake!!! idiot!

  • MSkeet


    • jimbo

      You'd be disappointed, as #6 is a pretty bad photoshop. Look where her boob and her left arm meet, and see how the image has been distorted to make her boobs bigger. A _lot_ bigger.

  • Dirt McGurt

    who is #36?

    • topher


    • Jake

      I'm 99% sure that it's Oprah before she bloated up.

      • Oprah

        Careful, that might be your momma before she bloated up

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