Paranoid Parrot is Paranoid (27 Photos)

  • schango

    I actually like some of those. Dog is already dead, had me LOL.

  • Heber Coll

    Sure is people not admitting their paranoias in here. #3, #10 and #25 are me 😦

  • ablackguy

    i love this bird, that shit is scary, everytime the phone rings when im fapping, im like, oh shit, they know what im doing!

  • coco

    the spider one is me alllll day!!!!

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  • Timewasted

    Agreed. Just that I've never seen such a big tennis match of FUNNY<>NOT FUNNY for any other post. I hate Napolean Dynamite. Dumbest movie ever made. A lot of people that I know love that movie. Funny how people actually fight about this being funny or not. All the angry comments in the world don't make this funny for me. No amount of thumbs down either. Oh well. I dwell too much.

  • Erik von Markovik

    Inhale 2nd hand smoke…cancer on its way
    clothes fall in closet…somethings in there
    stepped on a crack…call mom
    recieve glare from kitchen staff…what is in my food?

  • Matt

    Freaking awesome

  • HonestEd

    Wasting Time Here.

  • Kreegoth

    "This would be funnier if you can hear a parrot accent speaking at you… "

    Wtf is Parrot Accent?….

  • Noemi

    That razorblade under the bed applies to me when I was a kid, except instead of razor blades, I fancied there were giant spiders lurking underneath the bottom bunk.

  • omnomnomnom

    chive spends a lot of time on ….ebaumsworld

  • colby

    these are great! i love them.

  • Baron Von Douche

    word up my homie. But really i laughed at this more that philoso raptor. just cause its funnier, philosoraptor actually makes some good points

  • Victor Nuñez

    Love it.

  • Andrew Blears

    story of my life!

  • Kat

    I think it's best for those people who can read it and say, "wow. yeah. I've done that." …And then they think, "oh god.. they're reading my thoughts."


    we know who you are . Just stay on this page so we can trace Your IP.

  • Theresa

    #22 Its LUPUS! hahaha!

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