So somebody made a guide to women’s body types… (6 HQ Photos)

  • frank

    I've dated voluptuous plump, plump w/ assets, and a skinny for a change last June. plump is better

    • Anthony Trolliver

      your mother doesn't count.

    • FanofTonysMuther

      @ frank: I completely agree. I recently gave thin "w/assets" a go, and plump is definitely better. Might I add though, that I may be whistling a different tune if she looked something like the example they give above.
      @ Anthony: No, but your mother does

    • fuzzybeard2016

      More cushion for the pushin'!

  • thomas

    pretty damn accurate

    • Hamptons

      Can't decide which I like the most. they're all beautiful!

      • no homo

        try then all dude. you only live once.

        • no homo

          shit guys sorry. damn keyboard. i cant delete them.

  • :)!

    Thin w/ Assets ftw

    • nathan

      yes em!

      • ckris King

        Damnn we all chase the same type !!!

    • Alex

      Agreed! Power to all those thin assets

    • keepinitreal

      There are way better examples of thin with assets…that one looks average with assets.

  • ???

    i still prefer 8 9 11. thank you. what am i going to do with some boney chick.

    • ssf

      Have sex with her?

    • Lau

      Actually have a chance at finding the right hole?

      • Your Concious

        If you have trouble finding the right hole then im sorry to break it to you but you either:
        1. Have a terribly small penis
        2. Have never had sex before
        3. Have had sex before and it failed miserably

    • john doe

      spin her?

    • ronin

      Same thing just less sea sickness

    • a BiPolar guy

      "what am i going to do with some boney chick" umm.. bone her?

  • woah


  • cdnalor

    Is #3 photoshopped? cause that pelvis does not look normal.

    • pdich

      i don't think so, my english teacher has an ass like that, so damn hot…

    • Gezza

      Screw the pelvis (Literally or figuratively)…noticed the camel toe?

      • Mike Khunt

        Camel toe has been spotted on 3, 14, 17, 19, and 20. Penis however has been spotted on 6, 7, and 8

    • its_forge

      I've dated at least one girlie shaped like that, it's wonderful. You probably don't want to be around after they're 50 or so 'cuz haul ass got to make THREE trip, but up 'til then, hooyah.

    • Squig

      It is, if you actually look there's no space for human pelvic bones in there…it's not hot, it's just bleedin creepy

  • Mek

    Give me 4 5 and 7 please.

    • g-licious

      Athletic is yummy

  • jim



    • Matthew Molin

      I AGREE

    • Gus

      I 3rd that statement

    • AmIDrunkEnough

      1-8 = Sober
      The rest are just how much one has had to drink with 21 being a two day bender!

  • Big_Hairy_Si

    I think #21 is about to eat that dog!

    • HellHath NoFury

      It was a series of photos, starting with 100 dogs. This is the last frame.

      • McBeastie

        And what were you and the dog posing for?

        • HellHath NoFury

          I wonder how many people thought about posting that and realized how juvenile it sounded?

          • McBeastie

            You've read some of your own posts right?

            Hello, pot? It's Kettle…..wassup?

  • HellHath NoFury

    This is spot-on. I'm almost terrified of it. Now, let's sit back and watch the fatties come out of the woodwork to protest….

    • Anthony Trolliver

      let me guess…AVERAGE.

      • HellHath NoFury

        I have hips and no man shoulders, hon. i would say Thick or Thin with Assets. Any input, those who have had the displeasure of seeing me?

        • Anthony Trolliver

          armpit hair isnt considered an asset.

          • HellHath NoFury

            YES IT IS, OKAY?! *strokes pit dreads and cries*

        • Northman

          I say bring on the HHNF post so that we all can chime in.

        • northerner

          Displeasure? Not hardly. From what pics we've been allowed…."Athletic"…which probably comes in a large part from your job and your obvious work ethic. Definite assets. Which would modify the description to "Athletic-with assets".

          • Anthony Trolliver

            relax buddy, its the internet shes not gonna hook up with you for saying such kind words.

            • northerner

              Not my intentions. She asked, I replied, with my opinion. I simply refuse to be crass and obnoxious in my comments. Not my nature. That is all.

            • HellHath NoFury

              If I were you, I wouldn't speak for me. You never know, lol.

  • Nec

    Does anyone know the name of #19, could be the future Mrs. Wolowitz… ^^

    • Alex

      Billie Bombs.

      God I love her!

    • The Dastard

      Billie Bombs

  • JiggQuoi?

    I need 13, 11, 6, and 3

  • andrea

    im volumptuous thick 🙂

    • JOE Pancake

      lose the thick and you might be hot!

      • Alyssa

        That was fucking rude.

      • Gus

        You fucking cornball.

    • J_Roc

      I'm interested 😉

    • Gus

      and I as well as all men who have some type of sense of what defines a woman love you for it.

  • dt546

    3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 19
    so f*cking hot

    • Troll Incognito

      19. Nineteen? Not like.. 1 and 9 separately? But Nine-***ing-teen? Are you out of your damn mind?

      • its_forge

        Wot you got against squeezable wimmins?

  • equalizermax

    #21 – She's going to eat that dog later, do you know that?…

  • equalizermax

    I'll take #4 – Add to cart…

  • mattythegooch

    Thin W/ Much Assests………….

  • Pat

    # 13 FTW!

  • ilikebouncinbooties

    This post made me realize I just LOVE women. I like that they come in all shapes and sizes. As far as my favorite – its too tough to call. A girl with a great smile and face is a must tho cuz that's where I want to put my penis near 50% of the time. (ixnay on the bbw tho; theres just something about close to obese that is a complete turnoff).

    • booblovingbibabe

      totally agree. if all women looked the same no matter how hot i'd be pretty disappointed. i love that they all have their own sense of sexy. its fucking hot.

      • Lisa

        You good Sir, ROCK!!!

  • rawnoyz

    i'll take #4 minus the duck face.

    • Benny

      For here or to go?

  • Camel Killer

    I'm all about the average. This one has a serious toe.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Dude, she looks like a boy.

    • captain obvious

      ya dude thats a penis cause its justin B

  • Pete Ribaudo

    thick athletic is the best hands down….

  • sadegs

    why does #14 look soo pissed?

  • Pete Ribaudo

    not always about the size of the girl w/ the freak but the size of the freak in the girl

  • taka

    what's #1?

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