Daily Afternoon Randomness (37 Photos)

  • thomas james

    I'd like to nominate Derek for Chiver of the day ————>

    • pierre


      • PAUL

        All in favor?

        • mr. jingles


        • mixer


          • Yourself posed


            • makers mark

              All those opposed?

              • baker


                • beeker


                  • John

                    The motion passes. Derek is the Chiver of the Day. This entitles him to 'ruggedly handsome' status with all the status and benefits thereunto.

                  • gay robot

                    nay, I think whoever posted the mens asses in the beauty pageant should be chiver of the day.

          • derrrr


        • nwest


        • Skedaddle


        • http://www.facebook.com/broadiefoot Eric Broadfoot


          • SweetAwesomeness


        • Screwdriver


    • MT Thoughts

      As another Chiver from South Dakota I am proud of Sir Derek

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'd like to dominate Derek, Chiver of the day…

      • dietroll

        too late

      • Beldar

        I'm sure he'd let you, you Dominatrix you.

    • Viking

      How can I not agree with this. I can't. Thank you Derek.

  • uber guy

    just keep looking at #12

    • Nec

      Thx, it scared the shit outta me…

      • Ellie

        I just realized it was a video… I had to go into the other room cause I goso creeped out

  • anacronism

    I would destroy Raphael

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Shredder, is that you?

      • Anonymous

        I thumbed you down just because it's you, but then realized that was actually pretty funny. I will now thumb myself up, but it's for your joke.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          If you thumb someone down just for being them, without any independent thought on whether or not you actually like their opinion, maybe you should just be thumbing yourself, sheep.

          • Anonymous

            I don't like your opinion 99.99999% of the time. It's called heuristics, also the reason humans are different from all other living creatures, and the reason for humanity's survival. Sorry that you are offended by honesty, but don't try to teach me how to survive. Take the thumb and move on.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              If you want to use big words, hon, it's actually called a Pavlovian response. You thumbed me without thinking because you are so used to doing it 99.99999% of the time. It shows a lack of willingness to deviate from your set habits. 🙂 Like a rat in a maze.
              I like when you said, 'don't try to teach me how to survive.' It cemented my point quite well, hon.

              • Anonymous

                In your "argument" you called me "hon" twice, and inserted one smiley face (bitches love smiley faces). Your point is invalid.

              • Anonymous

                Also, heuristics and classical conditioning are two separate concepts. And, what you meant to say was operant conditioning, rather than Pavlovian response (classical conditioning). Classical conditioning forms an association between two stimuli. Operant conditioning forms an association between a behavior and a consequence. Since I have never been stimulated by you, even once, Pavlovian response is clearly used inappropriately, in this case… hon.

                • SweetAwesomeness

                  you guys are too smart for the chive….please take the educational discussion elsewhere so we may continue looking at boobs in peace and harmony…

                  • 4FTW

                    No, shes just a douche-nozzle that always has to say something, much like the girl in high school who thought everyone was her friend but they all secretly hated and talked shit about. Very similar to melissa joan hart in Can't hardly wait

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      This will sound conceited, but the number of Chivers that have added me is in the hundreds, not including ones that have been deleted and blocked for numerous phallic image offenses. I'm sure you know what you're talking about.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      …and I don't even have to show my tits!

                    • Popsicle Pete

                      And that's why we all hate you

                    • *********

                      Because she's not a slut like 95% of the females in the world now days. Well, if you want one of the sheep that will end up either giving you an STD, cheating on you, or getting pregnant and forcing you to marry her, go right on ahead. I really don't think HHNF will mind.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      HA! WIN

                  • Mike Sleaze


              • McBeastie

                I don't use big words…I just thumb her down because she's a fucktard.

    • FLHomesteader

      While they're arguing about…. themselves….

      I'm still looking for where Splinter is.

  • My_Rushmore

    #2 Finally they've started research into making real life teenage mutant ninja turtles! Keep trying guys.

  • Mek


    • uttr3r


  • thatwasntthequestion

    Derek in South Dakota FTW x 2!

    • durrrr

      derek's first submission sucked ass!!!!

      • Rick

        Id suck on that ass

  • keithp420

    #17, easiest test I ever took, and I still failed…

  • BigBlackGuy

    Man, I will PLOW that white milky ass!!! Every black man's dream is a junk in the white trunk!!!

    • Poot

      And white women love it when you talk to them like that, surprised you haven't gotten any yet . . .

  • Yourfreakindaddy


  • Skedaddle

    Derek- thank you for making sure natioanl security is maintained. You might ask John to post the GIF of #6 from yesterday's randomness that i sent him. It's a dandy, but very NSFW.

    • kingfresh

      where might one find that Gif

  • Jason

    How do you spell I…..AYE …..EYE…… Whatever! Hell yeah!

  • DannyP

    They need a Splinter

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I'm sure you have one for them.

      • Northman

        Haha, she's implying you got a small wiener.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I was implying that he has quite the collection of super rad TMNT action figures to contribute to those ladies, who are clearly avid fans. Why, what would make you think me so perverse?

          • Ballzonya

            Your comment was better when I thought you were talking about his pork-sword.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

                By all means.. The humor have not been lost. At least by a 3rd parties standard.

    • Fistfullofh8&change

      thats cool because i've got wood.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=107900055 Joshua Collins

    #33 IS A LADY BOY

    • baker

      No she isn't.

    • Jadwards

      Joshua Collins is a gay boy..

      • SweetAwesomeness

        he answered "YES"

  • Shane

    Regarding 37: if, off the top of your head, you are unable to name the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and provide their corresponding colors, you should have your "person" status revoked.

    • Me!

      Or you were a child when they were popular and actually have a memory.

  • SeaBassEX

    Want to touch the hiney . . . soooooo nice!

  • mskris

    Dear Derek,
    You just made my crappy week a whole lot better!!
    Thanks 🙂

  • alex

    Need to find a way to set #33 as my wallpaper!

  • pauley

    Derek. you win, sir.

  • 8888

    13 – because you will get the chive logo photoshoped to your forehead?

  • MPMoore

    I would definitely put my Master Splinter in Raphael and Leonardo.

    God… that sounds terribly gay out of context…

    • CDP_90069

      Yes. Very.
      Please refer to slide #33 and get your shit straightened out brother.

  • JG2000

    Gwenyth Paltrow gif was creepy. Derek- Those were perfect. I would wear those asses like a surgical mask. Om nom nom nom.

  • Ben

    Derek should make a whole post for The Chive of just asses. He has some good taste.
    Also….thank you Lady Chivers for realizing that if youre going to post anything on this site….you have to include sideboob

  • Derek

    Holy Crap, I just saw the chive! My awesomeless life in Huron, SD just got a tiny bit better. thanks for the love, Chivers.

    • Corey

      I have family in Watertown. Actually kinda BA.

    • CDP_90069

      Thanks fo' dat ass!

  • thatwasntthequestion

    #4 – or as I like to call them, Angel Kisses. 8)

    • hulkputcardinwallet

      More like demon fart shrapnel. }8()

  • SuperJ

    Donatello… totally…

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