Sexy beauty pageant? I’m in! (9 Photos)

That shit ain't funny man !!!!!

Nicely done, sneaky but well played. But, you guys try and pull a stunt like this on Friday with a Sexy Chivers Post that's like this one, well sir we're gonna have to take it outside to the parking lot at 3 o'clock!

I learned to spot these from footage of teh amazing race in thailand. If it weren't for the amazing race, it would have took me #9. I didn't see the ass on the right in #5. I don't think that's the kinda tush we asked for guys…. ur not making this a pay site are you????

This is why I stay away from Asian chicks!

YOU GOT ME GOOD YOU FUCKER (WADE PHILLIPS FACE)

Clench your butt cheeks boys, the Asian invasion is coming!

I puked in my mouth….. Thanks Chive

I'd hit them all, many times.. In a good way..

#10 Gave it Away, my jedi powers are strong.

"One day soon I'm gonna tell the moon
About the cryin' game"

Sooo not cool (but nicely done chive…nicely done).

I wondered why they looked the same, among other oddities.

i knew there was something going on… for some reason i didn't think anyone of them was hot… now i know why XD

First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are, you're saying goodbye

Don't want no more of the crying game

Note to self: Do NOT let Ron be your wingman!

#14 has hips like a lady. Yum?

i knew they were unusually unattractive

GOOOOO!!!!!! RUUUN!!!!!!! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!,………………….. :'(

NOOO!!! They're women dammit…. WOMENNNN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Not cool Chive…..not cool.

Was this a pageant for trannies or did I miss something? Wait….Asian strippers?

That nasty taste in your mouth is the partial throw-up after reading the end….

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK! I WAS ALREADY RUBBING MY DICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

although I saw somethings wrong with the ass and elbow, still continue to found out it's a trap..man, now I feel awful, thinking I like #14 contestant