Daily Afternoon Randomness (35 Photos)

30- That dog has fleas and it's in your fucking bed.

32- BUY A VIBRATOR.

You do know that number 19 is the city of Minas Tirith and not the land Mordor right? Greetz

I bring up Cartoon Express all the time and all I get in return is a blank stare.

#19- Don't you mean Minas Tirith? Jesus..

#17 is photo shopped face doesn't match body FAIL

Chive fails EPICLY. #19 is Midas Tirith. Capital of Gondor. NOT Mordor.

Sheesh!!!

#23 – Soon I will have my lunch… boobies….

#16 = win

Uhh…Thats Minas Tirith the seven level city which is located in the realm of Gondor the complete opposite of Mordor

Everyone who has raged about 19: Thank you! Beat me to the punch.

Minas Tirith, douche waffle. Get it right.

I can see a problem with the toasting knife, if you slice a piece of bread off, you've got toast, sure, but then you're left with one side of the entire loaf toasted.

That isn’t mordor douche, it’d minas tirith

I think this chick might be Masiela Lusha. That one girl from the George Lopez show..
Just google her man

17. Carla Ossa

#18 My god she is amazing

#17 I meant. Durrr

#25 the caption should have read "First, he had all this low class bling on his car. Second, the parked in a handicap space. Third, his stupid car got paint all over my keys…

#19 is Minas Tirith, capital of Gondor. You can't simply make a model of Mordor out of matches.

Out nerded. #19
Not mordor. Minas tirith. Fuck! get with it chive.

Chive, why on earth did the woman change into a man on #16???