Shark bait (4 Photos)

The warnings signs are usually pretty clear - if you see a large school of fish get your shit out of the water, because sharks won't be far away.
However, this surfer ignored that advice and not only took his board out from a beach near the New South Wales city of Wollongong, but surfed right over the top of a massive school of fish. It wasn't long until dozens of sharks entered the area and began the feeding frenzy. The jackass surfer managed to make it back to the shore with all his limbs in tact... this time.

  • McFirstly

    once again

    • cat21

      Seriusly ??

      • femtrooper


      • CaptainInsano

        oh my gawwwd… reallllllay?

        Child please!

    • CaptainInsano

      Last time I came in first was when I fertilized that egg

    • number 77284361

      thats so cool dude. maybe you will be the first comment for the next post too? That would be incredible!!! how do you do it? like every time? hats off to you. you quick clickin cowboy!!!

    • witty176

      You sir are an idiot. That is all.

      • McFirstly

        no, you sir are an idiot

        • Dreadjaws

          No, I'm pretty sure he was right the first time: you are the idiot.

    • FlickMyBic

      lol hes probably one of the devs trolling a bunch of nubs.

  • femtrooper

    Hmm, fishy.

  • Anonymous

    Best… Facebook profile pic….. ever!

  • C-G

    perhaps the surfer thought there's safety in numbers?

  • DaddyD

    Sharks surfing FTW!

  • Josh

    I guess that’s cool…

  • JZT888

    Wow, I actually did a semester abroad in Wollongong. I spent most of the time at the beach but never saw anything like this. Mostly just painfully hot Aussie girls.

  • Jason

    Those photos are sick! That surfer is an idiot….and these people with the first comments are retarded!

  • FLHomesteader

    I'm sorry, when I read "Shark Bait" all I could think of was Nemo….

    • bubblerider86

      brouhaha!!! 😉

      • FLHomesteader

        Thank you, you've certainly passed the first question in the Nemo quiz, now for the second…

        What did Nemo touch just off the reef that got him in trouble?

        • bubblerider86

          😀 A: a boat (a.k.a. "the butt")

  • MeisterMon

    One stick of dynomite will fix the situation in a hurry!

    BAAAMMM! Continue surfing…

  • Ben

    Those look to be lemon sharks. I don't think he had much to worrie about. Now if it was a Great White or bull shark he would of been fucked.

    • HellHath NoFury

      'Would have'. 'worry'
      Also, I'm sure you know that other sharks would be attracted to the scene, as well.

      • McBeastie

        I would trust HHNF on this one. That "red tide" smell of hers attracts all sorts of sea life when she goes in the water, so that makes her more of an expert than most of us.

    • brent

      Lemon sharks have two dorsal fins. Those are reef sharks, jackass.

  • a BiPolar guy

    not much worse than being raped by a great white.

  • lonin

    Darwin FAIL.

  • cpt

    thats sweet, and yea that guys a dumbass

    though i wouldve probably done the same thing for shits and giggles

  • the real d. nozzle

    my thoughts exactly.

  • Ryan


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