Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

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  • pedo bear

    thumbs for Selena Gomez —————>

    • kater

      why would anyone want to drool over a nondescript, bland and otherwise medium average girl? there's not a single special thing about her. not even tits.

    • manuel

      nice user name:)

    • Kyle

      technically it's not pedophilia seeing as how she is of the legal age of 18.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        technically it's fucking weird seing as she looks 12 years old

        • McBeastie

          I wouldn't count her out totally though…maybe in a few years she'll grow out in all the right places and become a hottie. Either that or she'll develop an eating disorder and get all Olsen twin on us. Or maybe celebrity rehab is in the cards…
          She's full of entertaining possibilities.

        • terry burke

          dosen't matter… she is legal!

          • Spencer Thomson

            im a gay pedophile

          • little guy

            if i'm 17 can i give it a thumbs up?

            • The Dude

              Yeah your good to go man

    • Chris

      Most people only know her as a kid on a kid's show. Why even ask? Pretty lame.

    • BuckNuttyJ

      We actually are peder-ass's b/c Selena is now 18 people!! hell yeah!!

    • Coldzilla

      Wow -262 and counting!

      The Tribe has SPOKEN!

    • cpt

      if shes 18 then by all means, gallery away

    • hMMMM

      It doesn't matter if she just turned 18, all the pictures of her will be from before! WTF?!

  • ponce

    took me a second on 37, then i lol'd

    • Black6dog

      OMFG, I rechecked when you said that, NOW I get it! Roflmao

    • Alex


  • james

    i want to bang on Kim Kardashian's ass like it's a bongo drum

    • ROK


    • stafferty

      You can probably signal rather distant villages on that ass.

    • truthiness

      I got stuck in neutral on that gif. I could not stop watching.

  • randomdreamr

    Need more hawt chicks that's not underage

    • stafferty

      She is 18, but only for the last 4 months or so. However, the fact that she is on a kid's network would make me feel like a totally dispicable human being (more than usual).

      • Dakota

        i think she's still 17? miley cyrus still isn't 18 either… i don't think… aw fuck it i don't keep up with them

        • stafferty

          I checked before comment, it said she was born July 1992.

        • Keith

          17 is legal too so I still don't see the problem.

  • Adam

    What is #22 from? I need it for my research!

  • Skedaddle

    #1- meanwhile in Spain…
    2- now THAT'S doggie style!
    4- can't wait to see more of Natalie
    20- FTW!
    22- can I get a 6-pack and her to go?
    30- I wanna spank that azz….

  • Almolester

    dude posting up #8 saying thats her boobs have been 'shopped has obviously never seen boobs before. those are real. they look just like my exes'. pics are forthcoming..

    • Jimmy

      i call them "sailboat" boobs

    • AnyoneforCoffee

      Look at the waves and her right arm….

    • AnyoneforCoffee

      But still produce those pics!

    • aphthakid

      Look at the water. Unless the mass of her bewbs is sufficient to bend light, it's obvious shoppage. Don't let that stop you from posting the pics, though.

    • jake

      don't know about her boobs but her ass was definitely altered.

    • Luke

      Lol at his grammar, they don been shopped real good mister!

    • Its-a me, Mario

      So are you saying in a rather cunning way that your pics of your girlie friend are shopped?

  • aosux

    The chick in #2 is a freak!

  • Joeyk

    Natalie portman's ass..

  • aosux

    I wanted a minature elephant for years!

  • Seth

    I just lost a staring contest with 37…

  • koyf

    who is 30?? MOAR BOOTY!

    • http://www.napamamascribe.blogspot.com Mama Scribe

      you're a booty fan and you dont know who she is? She's like the most epic booty out there right now.

      • PMink

        Whos IS IT !?!

  • stafferty

    I all Frosted Flakes boxes to like that. I would also accept a miniture drunk gingers on my Lucky Charms box or perhaps a unsucessful Kleptomanic Rabbit on Trix boxes.

    • Ballzonya

      How about the Donnie Darko rabbit on the Trix box? That would mess with some stoners.

      • stafferty

        If you need me, I'll be at photoshop

  • Catence

    I'm pretty sure I will have nightmares now because of that Justin Beiber pic.

  • Jennifer Diamond

    Nice catch on the photoshop….anyone out there able to put it back how it was originally?

  • qteam3d

    Selena Gomez:
    DOB: July 22, 1992

    She's been legal for almost five months and there hasn't been a gallery yet? Chive FAIL.

    • Royce

      The chive does not fail. You fail.

      • ERE

        I'll admit theChive does not fail, but she has been 18 which makes her fair game for her own gallery.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    Selena is legal (DOB July 1992)…ethically challenging, but legal

  • Dizzman

    Um…..no she isn't. Lets get a full post!!!!

    • Catence

      Ok, I am now fully aware that she is no longer underage. I guess I am just not fully up to date on when teen tv stars become legal.

      • McBeastie

        99.9% of all Chivers can help you out with any of your legal teen questions. We're here to help.

        • Rahm Emanuel

          Tru dat…in six more days Miley Cyrus totally legal…I'm just sayin'…

          • Ballzonya

            It's really sad that you know that.

            • Rahm Emanuel

              one man's sad is another man's legally compliant with both state and federal law…now I will let you get back your important work..world of warcraft or Super Mario Brothers?

              • Ballzonya

                Try engineering…

                • Rahm Emanuel

                  Nah, engineering sucks…I would rather do something fun…but thanks for the offer.

                  • Rockwell

                    Sorry. I guess you just cant handle a profession that requires intelligence…the world is all fun and games. You know it was because of engineers that you have a computer that can access the chive…

                    • McBeastie

                      still trying to figure out if that is something we should be thanking you for…

  • G Monie

    #2- Is it just me, or does the dog look more ashamed than the girl?

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk God

    #9 is such an old photo..

    Why do so many people repost an pic with a lie on them pretending it's theirs?! Most have been on HERE before…

    • parker

      nobody cares. the chive is here for entertainment purposes. welcome to the internet

    • Sheep

      Dear Lord,

      I agree. It happens a lot here with failblog pics.

  • akajako

    Nice to see that someone took my suggestion in #11, many thanks!!!

    Also, why does the song "One of these things is not like the others…" come to mind in #34.

  • LukasS

    So what is #34 up here for? I don't get it.

    • Ballzonya

      maybe it's from the bar the chive went to in New Orleans?

      • Garrett

        nope its from outlaws in saskatoon, canada. and look at the girl second from the left… enough said

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Am I too stoned for #37?? I feel ratard'd for not understanding…please explain.

    • Blitzballer

      anytime u start ur question am i to stoned the answer is always yes

      • CDP_90069

        AND no

  • Mike

    negative on selena… not that hot..

  • fibonacci5150

    #12 is what he looks like now

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