So who actually adds a mail-order bride to cart? (13 Photos)

  • Ken

    #12 I'd demand a refund

  • Dakota

    #4 looks underage… hmm…

    • gijoe

      looks like he ate the last one

  • DaddyD

    Many Russian (and FSU) women marry older men even if they marry locals, so the age difference here is more cultural than a function of mail-order-ness.

    At the same time … ALL of the Russian women that I have dated are horny (and shaved). As well, Russian men are generally NOT desirable husbands, so many would rather marry a nice, homely guy who will treat them with respect … and screw them every night and twice on Sundays. If you can find an American woman like that, go for it.

    Now that HHNF is taken, I'm off to Russia!

  • @Suburbsexaddict

    Isn't #6 Boris Yeltsin? Looks like happy times for Boris.
    Also dude #9 looks like he may be in for the night of his life…I hope he survived.

  • aleXTC

    #10 is the hottest for sure

  • Jennifer Diamond

    oh my…..those poor girls…….

    • top dog

      They won't be poor for long, cause they are about to get paid….and made laid.

  • c=B

    #10 sort of looks like… Josef Fritzl

  • hossmank

    These are some seriously lucky ladies!

  • sexoffender

    luky bastards…

  • tAck

    pretty sure the guy in #8 got stuck with a mail-order groom..

  • WhiteGuyAtWork

    directions on escaping communist hell
    1. advertise on mail order bride list
    2. get desperate schmuck to marry you
    3. move to America
    4. kill desperate schmuck
    5. move to Scranton

  • Drew

    They look like remnants of the Chernobyl Disaster…
    And they girls ain't too great, either.

  • equalizermax

    Lucky Bastards!

  • Matser

    Can't say who looks happier Yulia or Wayne? Nice they both like sweaters. They are just an adorable couple. (#10 is simply breaking the law..)

    …but when it gets down to the honeymoon night #4 looks like he's got the right stuff, man-o-man is she going to take beating…

  • Matser

    Is that the guy from the diabete's commercial in #13?

  • Dan

    Why do none of these mail order brides look anything like the OTHER mail order brides sections? 🙂

  • Stan

    #1's girl is bangin

  • Bud Ugly

    The ladies in 1, 3, & 4 are all quite good looking.

    Lol, #6 — dude's a pimp.

  • Joe Kroger

    Rich losers/nerds who can't talk to a girl.

  • RAC

    #13, I can't read his name tag but is that Dave Thomas?

  • Sugreev2001

    Men look for young pussy,and the chicks want money…so both get some happiness.TEH SYSTEM WORKS !

  • Ash

    I would. I'm a decent looking guy who's in pretty good shape. I'm socially retarded though, so I'm perpetually single.

    Would only if I was rich or very well off, though.

  • sixdeadelves

    poor mail-order brides

  • Guest

    Creepy, doofus-looking men, that's who!

  • BlueZoo

    thats so sad…

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