Daily Afternoon Randomness (43 Photos)

  • plato

    I'll never get tired of Portman's ass

    • GTO

      yea, i have to agree with that.

    • Green

      I'd buy that for a dollar!

    • hotdogneck

      Same here, she's so great. how do you 'make' gifs?

    • sock_puppet

      Never? I've got some really bad news for you. Your mom once had an ass like when she was in her 20s.

    • wadafakutakinbout

      jews are hot 😉

    • kater

      poor you. for this is one pathetic ass. thin, narrow, not an ounce of bounce. just a weak ass. and no, you're not being cool just cause it's a celeb's ass your fapping to.

      • jas8

        it really is kind of flat, if we set aside that she's natalie portman and thats why we like that ass.

    • Aristotle

      I disagree! Portman's ass is actually very mediocre. It lacks curves. If I had access to a giant child-pornography database, I would challenge you to distinguish Portman's ass from a bunch of young schoolboys' asses. Let's not go there, though.
      Most, if not all, of the sexy chivers have much better asses. I'll never get tired of those anonymous asses.

      • top dog

        "a bunch of young schoolboys asses"? What the fuck are you man, a pedobear?

    • Tom

      Alan Dershowitz tapped that

  • Raul Duke


    • thomas

      I've got some bad knews

    • nathan


      • CDR B.


        • SeaBassEX


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  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #22 is disgusting. TWO slices of tomatoes in a BLT? Sick.

    • cpt

      ya i usually take that shit out, and the mayo, throw that out too, just keep lettuce and bacon

      and i knew blt's were supposed to look like that, i kept getting ripped off with 2 or 3 pieces of bacon if i was lucky….

      • top dog

        I think you mean #24, #22 is actually kinda nice.

  • Alister

    more of #28! NOW!!

    • Raul Duke

      Confucious says "A head full of red means fire in bed."

    • isawoj

      I think you mean #31. The Chive needs to stop moving pics and messing up the comments.

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        now is 32

      • Doug

        The Chive is moving pics just to fuck with you.

    • 4Lions

      28 FTW

  • Skedaddle

    Thanks, Brent! Nice work B)

  • ssss9999

    NP needs butt implants.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i know what she needs implanted in her butt…..

      a penis


      Agree…cant even use the word great in the same sentence as her ass.
      And uh…dont care if you agree or not but NP and Kiera Knietley…boooooooo
      looks like both those chicks just got released from Auchwitz

      • ssss9999

        That is so true. They both need to eat a damn cheeseburger.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        When spelling Keira Knightley wrong, one is forgiven, but when speaking of the Auschwitz concentration camp thingy, do it with a little respect. I know you are just trying to make a point, but those mistakes make it hard to see.

        And why butt implants? cant we all just agree that that butt suites her? No lets pump some silicone in there. Fuck yeah!

        • Elie Fucking Wiesel


          And don't say concentration camp thingy, because it's not really that funny.

        • IRIEWAY

          What is it with the goddamn comment police?? I bet people love having you around mario.
          Tell me if this is spelled right: you are a douche!!

  • Htownpunk

    Well #23, look on the bright side; there's only 3 Dads in the entire world better than you. Not too shabby in my opinion.

    • chainsaweater

      i thought it was pretty fricking funny. his uncle got me a shirt that said that, but i had not worn it in forever. lolz

  • D-rock


  • Raul Duke

    Eat cock.

  • jmod23

    btw…the bloopers of the treehouse scene on Step Brothers will make tears come outta your face!

  • Clickawhat

    We need the Chive to track down either one of those Laker girls. Preferably both…together…near nude

    • BILL

      just go to the lakers website….

    • McBeastie

      And as far as the Laker girl on the left…I'm pretty sure she was the neighbor on Married With Children.

      • Laker Fan

        And I'am pretty sure you're wrong.

        • McBeastie

          I'm pretty sure you don't get sarcasm or jokes.


    So if you had to be the one to tell #26…what would you say?

    • jjj

      i would say "unless you want me following you around all day you might want to cover your ass up."

    • aosux

      I see London, I see France…

    • Dave

      And did you also tell her you took a photo first?

    • BloodScrubber

      MyLady…I hope youre ready to go onstage….because the curtain in back has already gone up.

      • top dog

        Your ass is out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    what 8 years does for a chick, god bless…

    • DC Tur

      f*ck yeah!

    • Its-a me, Mario

      Yeah, she will do good in rehab, doctor Phil shows and the likes. That one is going places. Might even meet Charlie Sheen, and be honest, thats just a dream come true for most ladies.

    • Richie

      Wanna know what 8 years doesn't do? Make that girl legal.

      From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

      Taylor Michel Momsen (born July 26, 1993!!!) is an American actress, musician, and model who portrays the character of Jenny Humphrey on the CW television series Gossip Girl and portrayed the role of Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas,[2] and fronts the rock band The Pretty Reckless.

      • its_forge

        …and? We're talking about a neck-up picture of a clothed woman. Is there some problem with that?

  • TOAD

    I wish my preschool was like that

  • jamie

    i love the things you have to agree to in order to upload !!!

  • jjj

    4 and 31
    ❤ the rojo

  • equalizermax

    Who is #21?

    • kingfresh

      Wish I knew.

    • DC Tur

      Taylor momsen

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Cindy Loo Hoo……….Grinch that stole Xmas.

    • Gutterville

      Taylor Momsen from gossip girl, that picture doesn't do her justice much hotter then that

  • Capt. Diarrheamouth

    #17 IU's Sample Gates FTW.

    • Ben

      yes sir, right after class i had to take it lol

    • MoreObservantIUDude

      It's #18.

  • JBeckers

    #28 is shopped, perspective isn't correct.

    Other than that, awesome randomness again

    • Its-a me, Mario

      I saw it from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few of those.

      • 4Lions

        i assure you those boots were quit real. 😀 im the one who took it woot im on the chive.

    • Dan

      WHY would anyone photoshop that???? Use your head. It's stupid, but not photoshopped.

  • mtella88

    I like the evolution of the lakers girls!!! 😀

    And omg i love Natalie Portman!!! 😀

  • Jim

    #15 Santa came early!

    • Gabs

      #15 unk

  • Dan

    Thanks Brent

  • Brett

    31 is now my favorite redhead

    • Skedaddle


      • Mac

        Do you know her?

        • pingthis

          Chicago model.

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    #41. get into show biz. but you'll probably have to touch 4 or 5 penises for every boob or ass you touch. lol

    • Its-a me, Mario

      Yeah, but if those boobs include Katy Perry's and those butts include whats-her-face then I think its a sacrifice we will have to make.

    • its_forge

      And you'll probably get further pretending you're gay.

  • Meh

    This may offend some nerds, but NP's ass isn't that great.

    • its_forge

      It makes up for it by being Natalie Portman's.

      • top dog

        Theres no such thing as a "great ass", but there are a lot of nice one's and her's is one of em. A great ass is a ass that don't smell. I've been around a lot of asses, haven't found one yet.

        • its_forge

          Actually not really; this here is a great ass

          But any of us would crawl through a mile of broken glass if it meant we got to die within touching distance of Natalie Portman's bare behind, and everyone reading this knows it.

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