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November 18, 2010 |
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I'll never get tired of Portman's ass
yea, i have to agree with that.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Same here, she's so great. how do you 'make' gifs?
Never? I've got some really bad news for you. Your mom once had an ass like when she was in her 20s.
jews are hot
poor you. for this is one pathetic ass. thin, narrow, not an ounce of bounce. just a weak ass. and no, you're not being cool just cause it's a celeb's ass your fapping to.
it really is kind of flat, if we set aside that she's natalie portman and thats why we like that ass.
I disagree! Portman's ass is actually very mediocre. It lacks curves. If I had access to a giant child-pornography database, I would challenge you to distinguish Portman's ass from a bunch of young schoolboys' asses. Let's not go there, though.
Most, if not all, of the sexy chivers have much better asses. I'll never get tired of those anonymous asses.
"a bunch of young schoolboys asses"? What the fuck are you man, a pedobear?
Alan Dershowitz tapped that
I've got some bad knews
#22 is disgusting. TWO slices of tomatoes in a BLT? Sick.
ya i usually take that shit out, and the mayo, throw that out too, just keep lettuce and bacon
and i knew blt's were supposed to look like that, i kept getting ripped off with 2 or 3 pieces of bacon if i was lucky….
I think you mean #24, #22 is actually kinda nice.
more of #28! NOW!!
Confucious says "A head full of red means fire in bed."
I think you mean #31. The Chive needs to stop moving pics and messing up the comments.
now is 32
The Chive is moving pics just to fuck with you.
Thanks, Brent! Nice work B)
NP needs butt implants.
i know what she needs implanted in her butt…..
Agree…cant even use the word great in the same sentence as her ass.
And uh…dont care if you agree or not but NP and Kiera Knietley…boooooooo
looks like both those chicks just got released from Auchwitz
That is so true. They both need to eat a damn cheeseburger.
When spelling Keira Knightley wrong, one is forgiven, but when speaking of the Auschwitz concentration camp thingy, do it with a little respect. I know you are just trying to make a point, but those mistakes make it hard to see.
And why butt implants? cant we all just agree that that butt suites her? No lets pump some silicone in there. Fuck yeah!
And don't say concentration camp thingy, because it's not really that funny.
What is it with the goddamn comment police?? I bet people love having you around mario.
Tell me if this is spelled right: you are a douche!!
Well #23, look on the bright side; there's only 3 Dads in the entire world better than you. Not too shabby in my opinion.
i thought it was pretty fricking funny. his uncle got me a shirt that said that, but i had not worn it in forever. lolz
btw…the bloopers of the treehouse scene on Step Brothers will make tears come outta your face!
We need the Chive to track down either one of those Laker girls. Preferably both…together…near nude
just go to the lakers website….
And as far as the Laker girl on the left…I'm pretty sure she was the neighbor on Married With Children.
And I'am pretty sure you're wrong.
I'm pretty sure you don't get sarcasm or jokes.
So if you had to be the one to tell #26…what would you say?
i would say "unless you want me following you around all day you might want to cover your ass up."
I see London, I see France…
And did you also tell her you took a photo first?
MyLady…I hope youre ready to go onstage….because the curtain in back has already gone up.
Your ass is out.
what 8 years does for a chick, god bless…
Yeah, she will do good in rehab, doctor Phil shows and the likes. That one is going places. Might even meet Charlie Sheen, and be honest, thats just a dream come true for most ladies.
Wanna know what 8 years doesn't do? Make that girl legal.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Taylor Michel Momsen (born July 26, 1993!!!) is an American actress, musician, and model who portrays the character of Jenny Humphrey on the CW television series Gossip Girl and portrayed the role of Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and fronts the rock band The Pretty Reckless.
…and? We're talking about a neck-up picture of a clothed woman. Is there some problem with that?
I wish my preschool was like that
i love the things you have to agree to in order to upload !!!
4 and 31
<3 the rojo
Who is #21?
Wish I knew.
Cindy Loo Hoo……….Grinch that stole Xmas.
Taylor Momsen from gossip girl, that picture doesn't do her justice much hotter then that
#17 IU's Sample Gates FTW.
yes sir, right after class i had to take it lol
#28 is shopped, perspective isn't correct.
Other than that, awesome randomness again
I saw it from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few of those.
i assure you those boots were quit real. im the one who took it woot im on the chive.
WHY would anyone photoshop that???? Use your head. It's stupid, but not photoshopped.
I like the evolution of the lakers girls!!!
And omg i love Natalie Portman!!!
#15 Santa came early!
31 is now my favorite redhead
Do you know her?
#41. get into show biz. but you'll probably have to touch 4 or 5 penises for every boob or ass you touch. lol
Yeah, but if those boobs include Katy Perry's and those butts include whats-her-face then I think its a sacrifice we will have to make.
And you'll probably get further pretending you're gay.
This may offend some nerds, but NP's ass isn't that great.
It makes up for it by being Natalie Portman's.
Theres no such thing as a "great ass", but there are a lot of nice one's and her's is one of em. A great ass is a ass that don't smell. I've been around a lot of asses, haven't found one yet.
Actually not really; this here is a great ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKc0SWQAhw
But any of us would crawl through a mile of broken glass if it meant we got to die within touching distance of Natalie Portman's bare behind, and everyone reading this knows it.
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