Daily Afternoon Randomness (43 Photos)

yea, i have to agree with that.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Same here, she's so great. how do you 'make' gifs?

Never? I've got some really bad news for you. Your mom once had an ass like when she was in her 20s.

jews are hot

poor you. for this is one pathetic ass. thin, narrow, not an ounce of bounce. just a weak ass. and no, you're not being cool just cause it's a celeb's ass your fapping to.

I disagree! Portman's ass is actually very mediocre. It lacks curves. If I had access to a giant child-pornography database, I would challenge you to distinguish Portman's ass from a bunch of young schoolboys' asses. Let's not go there, though.
Most, if not all, of the sexy chivers have much better asses. I'll never get tired of those anonymous asses.

Alan Dershowitz tapped that

I've got some bad knews

Phail

douche

ya i usually take that shit out, and the mayo, throw that out too, just keep lettuce and bacon

and i knew blt's were supposed to look like that, i kept getting ripped off with 2 or 3 pieces of bacon if i was lucky….

Confucious says "A head full of red means fire in bed."

I think you mean #31. The Chive needs to stop moving pics and messing up the comments.

28 FTW

i know what she needs implanted in her butt…..

a penis

Agree…cant even use the word great in the same sentence as her ass.
And uh…dont care if you agree or not but NP and Kiera Knietley…boooooooo
looks like both those chicks just got released from Auchwitz

i thought it was pretty fricking funny. his uncle got me a shirt that said that, but i had not worn it in forever. lolz

just go to the lakers website….

And as far as the Laker girl on the left…I'm pretty sure she was the neighbor on Married With Children.

i would say "unless you want me following you around all day you might want to cover your ass up."

I see London, I see France…

And did you also tell her you took a photo first?

MyLady…I hope youre ready to go onstage….because the curtain in back has already gone up.

f*ck yeah!

Yeah, she will do good in rehab, doctor Phil shows and the likes. That one is going places. Might even meet Charlie Sheen, and be honest, thats just a dream come true for most ladies.

Wanna know what 8 years doesn't do? Make that girl legal.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Taylor Michel Momsen (born July 26, 1993!!!) is an American actress, musician, and model who portrays the character of Jenny Humphrey on the CW television series Gossip Girl and portrayed the role of Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas,[2] and fronts the rock band The Pretty Reckless.

Wish I knew.

Taylor momsen

Cindy Loo Hoo……….Grinch that stole Xmas.

Taylor Momsen from gossip girl, that picture doesn't do her justice much hotter then that

yes sir, right after class i had to take it lol

It's #18.

I saw it from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few of those.

WHY would anyone photoshop that???? Use your head. It's stupid, but not photoshopped.

#15 unk

Agreed!

Yeah, but if those boobs include Katy Perry's and those butts include whats-her-face then I think its a sacrifice we will have to make.

And you'll probably get further pretending you're gay.

It makes up for it by being Natalie Portman's.