Daily Afternoon Randomness (43 Photos)

#5 And y'all should know, Sanford isn't even the redneckiest municipality in Central Florida. You trek just a few miles west and you're in Lake County where they have, no joke, tried repeatedly to outlaw teaching evolution in their public schools. Sanford's the county seat of a pretty affluent little county. And Stetson University is nearby which is a pretty great little school. But yeah, you want pointy boots and guys who marry their sisters, they got those too.

# 28 Woot im on the Chive. well that was a picture i took. P.S. not mexican, although i do admire Machete for the sole reason in which he does not text.

moar christina hendricks plz!!! shes my fav ginger!

World's #4 dad haha

that dudes got a rabbit on a leash

#28 might be shopped, but its true that its a like a fad for mexicans to wear those pointy boots. Been seeing that since like '07, '08. Always thought it was disgusting, but girls seem to like guys who wear them. Wouldn't be caught dead in those pointy boots.

I like natalie, but she's got no ass

Hey Chive, Northwestern just beat Iowa. So you can go ahead and bite me.

Skip step 2 on the BLT, and you have a winner.

#18, you'd figure she'd feel a breeze with all her ass hanging out, unless she got a numb ass. Gives new meaning to the term "dead butt".

#18, OR just happen to be going the same place she is…

#18, at least you were kind enough to take a picture and put it on the internet before letting her know. Not sleezy at all.

LOVE THE GIF, thanks bud

I expect a full thread dedicated to #32 in the near future, Chive….

Where is the 2010 shot of #22?

More pics of the ginger in 32! Please, please, please!!!

#42 first, be gay… that will help in either of those fields…

#2 DOGS RULE!

And probably drool too cause I know I would be……… :p

Why are perry's legs so small in that pic? it don't add up!

#29 obvious Photoshop – letters not in plane with sign

That's what you blokes like in an ass thesedays??? Bloody hell, if I wanted a woman to have the ass of a 10yr old I'd dress up as PedoBear! Same goes for that ranga (Aussie slang for redhead) up the top. I'm gunna coin a new term for that kind'a ass- AntiAss!

Portman has no ass! i hope you are kidding. neither does that ginger.
and these girls need to stop with the pics of their "tush"… bring the ass!

Great post with lots of imoptrant stuff.

#18
tell me you got her number as well?

#1 – "Who's your daddy!? Say it.." #16 <- will get you 20 Dear Santa.. #32 Her legs go on and on.. #33 Has me wondering about some of the women at my Nephew's daycare.. hmmm

will #32 please please marry me?