So I asked Chivers to find one movie quote that adequately summed up theCHIVE. Your answers here (13 Photos)

133 Comments and counting. I have to say I did this Facebook post for fun, but after seeing the hilarious quotes I thought your work deserved the spotlight. Thanks again.

This made my day BTW.

  • BigDingo

    The Chivers are half of what makes the Chive so awesome. Good job team!

    • gramator86

      "if my calculations are correct; when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious shit."
      -tardy to the party and not friends with a website on facebook (ironic, isn't it)

      • Six

        How about "Pinche pendejo guey"?

  • Catence

    Don't even know where to begin with all the amazingness of this post. haha

  • Nick Sleaze

    i ain't on the facebook but i like: "we came to wreck everything… and ruin your life. god sent us." – romper stomper

  • JPC

    I think "Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself" is probably the most fitting.

    Oh Val Kilmer – back when you used to be a good actor. As opposed to a bloated punchline for fat jokes.

  • Gluckstadt

    I can't believe no one posted this quote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

  • Ryan Cranston

    "it’s not illegal, just frowned upon like masturbating on an airplane." is an absolute WIN for me. If there was ever a film that best depicted what the CHIVE represents then "The Hangover" is it.

    Oh and @Where in the WORLD……. Shut the fuck up you do-gooder douche bag! you’re the only sad fuck to even think like that. I’m sure it takes more than the name of a country to stalk someone! Go get playgrounds band or something and depart from the CHIVE, now "Good Day."

  • Keith

    Darrell Chasse's "Find her." FTW. Most of them have nothing to do with theChive.

  • Sam

    i don't know whether it got a mention or not… but my description of the chive would have been "there is no charge for awesomeness!"

  • Paz

    Sometimes I'm not sure what's more interesting, The Chive, or Chivers…

    • stafferty

      I think both have just the right amount of insanity, substance abuse, sexual deviance and overall awesomness to keep us all entertained.

  • Chaim

    "You just went full retard". that should be the catch phrase.

  • HardCore Mike

    We are awesome aren't we!?

  • yup

    "That would make us cunts. Are you calling us cunts?"

  • stafferty

    My favorites for Chive Tagline:
    "Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria"
    "FInd Her"
    "I'm sorry good looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself
    "Don't act like you're not impressed"
    "It's not illegal, just frowned upon, like masterbating on an airplane"
    "It's sort of social, demented and sad, but social, right?"
    "This is either madness or brilliance"

    • Hez26

      "Don't act like you're not impressed"…i think this fits and is broad enough to cover all of Chive's glory

  • badaha

    "When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a f%cking dinosaur and get a job". "

  • jacobo

    -Bruce All Mighty

  • McBeastie

    Mine would be from the tv show "Mr. Show" : "What a collection of assholes!"

  • The Burger King

    Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. – Willy Wonka

  • zym

    I'll add some:

    It's got real bits of panther in it. (Anchorman)
    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you! (Half Baked)
    You're animals, all of you ANIMALS! Hey, fuckin' A fuck! (Platoon)
    Why not? If the shit fits, wear it! And scoot over goddammit! (Blues Brothers)

    And finally….

    I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built. (Seinfeld finale)

  • FLHomesteader

    I really love you Chive, you keep my sanity (or insanity) in check by providing me hours of entertainment to pass through my incredibly mundane and monotonous day.

    John & Leo, if you guys ever happen to be down in Miami, the first few rounds are on me!

  • pablo3520

    You know, coming here makes me feel like I took a big shit – Tony Soprano

  • Steve

    Here's one because I can't find the Chive's Facebook page at the moment.

    "Bunch of slat-jawed fagots around here! This stuff will make you a Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me."

  • zdrake13

    Fuck from a movie, let's have a quote from Mr. Vonnegut: "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt,"

  • 13thZen

    If you build it, he will come. – Field of Dreams

  • stafferty

    Mrs. Teasdale: Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
    Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.

    Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!

    Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

    -Duck Soup

  • meg

    "What are you like a girl or something?"

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