So I asked Chivers to find one movie quote that adequately summed up theCHIVE. Your answers here (13 Photos)

133 Comments and counting. I have to say I did this Facebook post for fun, but after seeing the hilarious quotes I thought your work deserved the spotlight. Thanks again.

This made my day BTW.

  • suka4luv


  • D-rock

    Gunga Lagunga- FTW

  • Reg

    Haven't seen this one yet, but this is what is has to be for the Chive. As Ricky Bobby (Talladega Nights) once said:

    "Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

    That my friends, IS the Chive!

  • Jimmy

    originally the quote was "If you don't chew Big Red, then FUCK YOU!" -Ricky Bobby (Will Farrell in Talladega Nights) but we can change it to "If you don't like The Chive, then FUCK YOU"

  • Big M

    Stay Golden Ponyboy.

  • drea

    i been drankin green tea all damn day! YOU GON' BRING THE DEMONS OUT IN ME!

  • 5454

    not at the table carlos. not at the table.
    hate facebook

  • Stan2pp

    A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called the Chive

  • Jesse

    I would like to submit: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden
    "Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. " Tyler Durden

  • Semper

    Nick Fersch wins

  • Aaron

    "I thought you'd be a lot bigger" – Roadhouse

    • mememe

      RIP Mr. Swayze

  • ERN23

    No! Don't let him gonna! No, don't wanna!

  • equalizermax

    I have no time to real all these crap

  • Why Not?

    Flux capacitor: it's what makes time travel possible. That and THE CHIVE.

  • mipo2010

    First rule of The Chive is you don't talk about The Chive

  • God

    "English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"

  • MacNCheese

    I didn't see "Get her Ray!" Ghostbusters or "he slimed me" or "That's a big twinkie"

  • mememe

    "All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice."

    "Pain don't hurt"

    – Dalton, Roadhouse.

  • Losifer

    If your life had a face, i'd punch it – Scott Pilgrim

  • Ben

    Jose Alvarado needs to shut his trap and play by the rules.

  • mallrats

    "You know that guy?"
    "I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable."
    "What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
    "Sounds like his M.O."

  • AshErin

    this made my morning:)

  • WTFever

    "You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off."

    "I would like to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake, to our new…….."

    "Where the white women at?'

  • iambigd42

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

  • top dog

    Here's two for ya. "You can't handle the truth" or "I'll bet it sucks to be you right now"

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