So I asked Chivers to find one movie quote that adequately summed up theCHIVE. Your answers here (13 Photos)

THE CHIVE IS LIKE A GREAT BIG PUSSY JUST WAITN TO GET FUCKED———> SCARFACE BITCH

Gunga Lagunga- FTW

Haven't seen this one yet, but this is what is has to be for the Chive. As Ricky Bobby (Talladega Nights) once said:

"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

That my friends, IS the Chive!

originally the quote was "If you don't chew Big Red, then FUCK YOU!" -Ricky Bobby (Will Farrell in Talladega Nights) but we can change it to "If you don't like The Chive, then FUCK YOU"

Stay Golden Ponyboy.

i been drankin green tea all damn day! YOU GON' BRING THE DEMONS OUT IN ME!

not at the table carlos. not at the table.
hate facebook

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called the Chive

I would like to submit: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden
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"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. " Tyler Durden

Nick Fersch wins

"I thought you'd be a lot bigger" – Roadhouse

No! Don't let him gonna! No, don't wanna!

I have no time to real all these crap

Flux capacitor: it's what makes time travel possible. That and THE CHIVE.

First rule of The Chive is you don't talk about The Chive

"English mother fucker! Do you speak it?"

I didn't see "Get her Ray!" Ghostbusters or "he slimed me" or "That's a big twinkie"

"All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice."

"Pain don't hurt"

- Dalton, Roadhouse.

If your life had a face, i'd punch it – Scott Pilgrim

Jose Alvarado needs to shut his trap and play by the rules.

"You know that guy?"
"I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable."
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"Sounds like his M.O."

this made my morning:)

"You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off."

"I would like to extend a laurel, and hardy handshake, to our new…….."

"Where the white women at?'

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Here's two for ya. "You can't handle the truth" or "I'll bet it sucks to be you right now"