Elly Tran is the Vietnamese Paris Hilton or something (43 Photos)

We ran an article on Elly last year and, every week, a few Chivers ask for MOAR. I'm not convinced she's the sexiest thing on earth, her face looks great with a photoshop glaze on it. One thing that isn't shopped: Her tiny frame and disproportionately huge rack. Happy Monday.

  • david

    I'd vietnamese wooden motorboat her

  • chrisdg74

    Last name "Tran"? – IT'S A TRAP!!

    • Yeah...

      You're a moron.

    • FAPMAN

      Who give's a shit!! FAP FAP FAP … pant pant… FAP FAP FAP

    • dini muetter

      Tran is last name it's the second most popular one in vietnam

      • chrisdg74

        Congratulations, Lt. Obvious. You've just been promoted to Captain…

        • McBeastie

          So you're now Admiral Douchebag then?

          • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            Nope, I am, you fuckstain.

          • chrisdg74

            That would make you Rear Admiral.

            • john


              • chrisdg74


            • McBeastie

              Rear Admiral is quite frankly the wittiest thing that you have ever, ever said on these boards. I'm glad I could lay one up for you because you need some new material. The "In Soviet Russia…" and "raff out roud" jokes that you make every single week are getting a little stale. So, bravo sir….bravo.

              • chrisdg74

                OK. Time to put on my Admiral Douchebag uniform. Went back and looked at all of my comments. Total # of "raff out roud" jokes = 0
                Total # of "In Soviet Russia" jokes = 2 (1 in the last 3 months)
                But, point well taken on the staleness.

                • McBeastie

                  Let me just start by saying how glad I am to hear that have archived all of your witty and hilarious replies dating back to at least 3 months. I sure hope you have all those protected and encrypted, we wouldn't want future generations to have to go without. Secondly, how has Charlie Sheen's recent troubles affected you and the rest of the writing staff at Two and a Half Men?

                  • chrisdg74

                    First, you really are a dipshit. See that "W" on the avatar? That would be WordPress. which links to IntenseDebate. Your profile page lists all of the comments a person has made. No archiving, or encrypting necessary. STRIKE TWO (strike one was yesterday)

                    Second, I couldn't care less about Carlos Estevez' recent troubles. I have made so much money over the last 8 seasons(this being the 8th), I don't care if the show gets dropped tomorrow. STRIKE THREE. YOU'RE OUT.

                    • hMMMM

                      Dude…seriously…SHUT UP.

  • JoeyJojoJr.Shabadoo

    Me rikey.

  • stafferty

    Kinda has that cute-Asian-bookworm-in-the-front-of-your-bio-class thing going on.

    I would; And I would probably do unforgivable things in order to do so too.

  • dude

    i bet everyone scrolling down suddenly went back up to #22 for a moment cos they saw something that looked like it was poking out lol

    • equalizermax

      You can see it in #1 too…

  • drea

    i dont get it. i dont see the big deal, she looks like every other asian chick around here….breast implants? im not impressed by a girl who looks 10 years old with fake tits……

    • Lucky 13

      They're not fake. Jesus man, how jaded are you if you can't see that most men would kill to have this little piece of heaven riding their dick!

    • Antoine Dodson

      She really does look like any random Asian girl. Cute? Sure. Nothing really special though

      • Ass Grease

        Been to lots of Asian countries and they don't all look like this. Most of them are NOT cute, however Korea seemed to have the best ratio.

    • Viper

      I cant disagree to the point that she looks like every other asian chick, but she doesnt look 10 years old either, and I don't think her tits are fake either,

    • fres

      Maybe in western standards, she looks like a 10 year old… But in Asia, they seem to age slower

    • dean

      don't think her tits are fake, but if it weren't for them there's no way she'd be considered hot.
      she's not even hot for an asian chick, usually they can cake on the makeup to make themselves look hot, and then the next morning you wake up to a little boy with tits in your bed, but i'd even go so far as to say she's unattractive.
      on here, though, it's like a bar full of coal miners, anything with a hole that walks in the door is a big deal.

  • Lulatsch

    She should play in some japanese- hardcore porn…if she hasn't already.

    Any Links?;)

  • Perv

    I'd glaze her face.

    • Wowza

      She probably needs more than one glazing at a time.. And I'd be happy to be a part of that.

  • http://www.stefanhartman.com/ stefanhartman

    If she's like Paris Hilton, does that mean there's a sex tape????

  • keppppp

    she needs a tan!

  • american bullshit

    'Me so horny, me love you big time.'

    • McBeastie

      Nice quote fail, douche.

      • american bullshit

        Douche's your father, you drop of spunk.

  • 2DruNk2FraG

    Her rack is only big for an 80lb girl.

  • Skedaddle

    Great rack. Where's the leaked sex tape? 😉

  • equalizermax

    I'm going to Vietnam next summer…

  • MJoker

    great body! where's her "one night in Vietnam" tape?

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Cute as fuck!! Now, this is my kind of Vietnamese girl…….big tits, small frame AND no penis!!

    • kiddo

      Are you sure no penis?

    • fishnomz

      are you thinking of thai boy-girls?

  • Virulent87

    Dirty things

  • ...

    Question: Why does the Vietnamese Paris Hilton have boobs while the American Paris Hilton is so flat she'd give you splinters? Isn't there something inherently wrong with that? I thought everything had boobs in the US, even the men. Especially the men.

  • Libertariandude

    She's a thousand times hotter than Paris Hilton.

    • silkystealthsurgeon

      i scrolled down here just so that i could say that, or, in this case, agree. so much hotter!

      • Kyle

        One internetz for you, good sir. She is indeed.

  • ANON chiver

    chive, i believe you have found my dream girl

  • Boom

    I think that one of her best features, is her great posture, emphasized (of course) by her smokin' figure. I wonder how long before she becomes queen of the back problem club though.

  • badum

    like paris hilton? wtf? paris hilton is a dumb ugly bitch(rich though) so wheres the resemblance?

    • Griskaill

      She might be rich…?

  • NotaTrap

    She's the Vietnamese Lisa Loeb?

    • Locode

      Ah, the youth of today wouldn't get that, but I hear what you're saying.

      • KittyKittymeowmeow

        Seriously what are you, fucking 35? Gross.

  • V4Vendetta14

    Paris Hilton? This girl doesn't appear to have a lazy eye or herpes… but I would be more than happy to see her sex tape.

  • chester

    Chive, my wiener thanks you

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