Tuesday again….time to drop an “Awesome” grenade on ya (28 Photos)

  • Sinestro

    TSA can cram their hands up their own.

    • DaddyD

      Is it true that TSA will only hire ex-Priests?

    • petwookiee

      We're going to have a supervisor present because of your comment.

    • truthiness

      If TSA had the same hiring practices as Abercrombie and Fitch perhaps there would be less concern about groping 😀

      • Spencer Thomson

        I like it when TSA shoves fingers up my bum. i also like penis in my ass. Penass.

  • Sam

    #28 – Cool idea

    • Carni

      Not For the collorblind.

      • Woot

        Don't you have to pass a colourblind test to drive Carni?

        • Herrmann

          Not in the US.

      • hMMMM

        But they'll be the same colors we're already using…

    • Dave

      In a lot of European countries, Romania, Bulgaria and Turkey that I know of they already have countdowns on the traffic lights, Just a number of how many seconds you either have left on green or need to wait til it turns green again.

      • Its-a me, Mario

        resulting in people going at 1, or 2. because you know…..We aint gonna wait 1 second longer if we know green is coming up.

        Romania, Bulgaria…….yes, that would be a safe place to copy your highway code from….

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000479484565 Ross Stamm

          i agree that the countdown to green will be a bad idea. we are going to see a lot of wrecks from people jumping the gun or trying to just make it.

          the reason they do yellow before green in europe is because everyone drives a standard and that gives them a heads up to get the car in gear.

  • http://sillytabs.com Daniel

    Yeah a few hundred people would get killed with those trafic lights… especially considering that yellow means both "get ready to go" and "get ready to stop"

    • Daniel

      Guess if the yellow after red is removed, it should be great

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Judging by the Engrish the description is written it, it's likely from Japan, and anything/everything goes there as long as it's mildly aesthetically pleasing.

    • Anonymous

      "A few hundred people would get killed"… and how, pray tell, did you come up with this amazing statistic?

      • http://sillytabs.com Daniel

        I just rounded up to the nearest hundred the number of fatalities it would take for those trafic lights to actually be removed… smart-ass…

      • trollin

        89% of all statistics are made up on the spot…..

        • john

          including this one

      • Dufresne

        Because there's a significant portion of the male population that's what doctors like to call "Red-Green Colorblind," and other than color there's no way to tell between stop and go on this traffic light. Standard traffic lights are always red on top, green on bottom, I can do that.
        This design would 100% lead to me getting into a wreck sometime in the near future. Like the general idea, but for ~10% of the male population (myself included) this is a death trap.

    • Jim

      yellow means get ready to go and get ready to stop already you douche

  • Charlie

    Traffic light idea doesn't work well for color blind people, whereas the current solution does.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      The proposed solution goes by amount in the hour glass……so it should be a learn-able thing. But of course….lets all think about the color blind because thats what we care about. The color blind and T&A.

      • dude

        well when the colourblind crashes in your car you'll care fuckin dumbass

      • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars


        • Spencer Thomson

          dont make me turn this gay rape into gay murder

        • Parkatola

          I actually think I care more about T&A than the TSA. I don't fly that much. But I also don't get that much T&A. But I do care about it.

      • It-s a me, logic

        Duuuuuuuuurp, how is it learn-able? Imagine you arrive at the lights to a half empty hour glass and you don’t know what colour it is, how would you learn to correctly guess? I suppose a 50% gamble isn’t too bad, it’s probably higher than any test score you ever achieved.

        • kevguy

          also there is no yellow light preceding a green light. at least not in the states

          • Spencer Thomson

            also i would like to suck on your tiny dick.

    • Cudaman

      This would help evolve the non color blind and get rid of the color blind gene by natural selection.B)

  • Creed Braton

    that light is pretty cool, but i feel like from far away it would be hard to judge where the sand is. who knows though.

  • G unit

    #1 – looks like they're in Europe where they drive on the left side o' the road, so the Lambo is probably passing the other car, not the other way around… so not that awesome.

    • Pretz

      Are you that stupid? Only in the UK they drive on the left, the rest of Europe drives on the right.

      Plus, you can see the signs on the left are on the back side.

      • Lecter

        Are YOU that stupid? "Only in the UK they drive on the left, …" really? Please stop passing false information.

        "Plus, you can see the signs on the left are on the back side."

        Do you not see that yield sign?

        Do you not see the white dividers? It's a two-lane, one way road.

        I really hope you're just trolling, and aren't that ignorant.

        • knowbetter

          are you serious?
          as i am living in europe in know for sure that they you're driving on the left side only in the UK and part of cyprus.
          the yield sign as a warning for the upcoming railroad crossing is found on both sides of the road. you can clearly see that all the over signs are seen only from the back.
          plus, you'll never find a "two lane, one way road" somewhere on the countryside without another one in the other direction. would there be such a thing it would qualify as a motorway which it is clearly not. the white spotted dividers only show that you are allowed to pass other cars. would it be a single uninterrupted line you were not.

          • Spencer Thomson

            for shame, you heart the dick just like i do. i am gay and a saskatchewan roughrider fan.

        • Thtupit

          Lotta stupid people around here saying nasty things to other stupid people…kind of like politicians calling each other liars.

          • Spencer Thomson

            and me saying i wanna suck your dick cause im a fag. but seriously, can i sick your dick?

        • SinShin

          knowbetter is right- I live in Ireland and we drive on the left, same as the UK. The rest of Europe drive on the right.

          • Zoey

            isn't Ireland part of the UK?

            • Merc

              That depends on which part of Ireland your from and which background your from.

            • Stevo

              That's a whole can of worms you're opening there 🙂 !

              Ireland isn't in the UK, Northern Ireland is, however a lot of people would like one, the other or both of those facts to change. It gets ugly.

              • Spencer Thomson

                i'll open you a can of worms, and then suck them and pretend that they are very weird dicks. then i will go back in time and be hitlers bitch, hitler will give it to me hard.

                • The Laughing Man

                  What is the purpose of your life Spencer?

                • An Awesome Chivette

                  Go Riders!!

      • turbosmurf

        let him be , he probably meant Europa , Jupiter's 6th moon. people do drive on the left side there…

        • G unit

          whoa sorry didn't mean to cause such a fiasco. I guess my knowledge of Eurpoean driving regulations isn't what it used to be. So yea, EPIC AWESOME picture because the lambo is getting passed by a crappy old car.

          Unless of course it's in the UK, or Ireland, in which case I was right so f*** all ya'll.

    • Random troll

      Actually the way the car to the left is leaning indicates that the car is passing the lambo. btw that thing in the rear view mirror, its not the driver its actually a reflection of a sign behind the camera.

      • Random troll

        o and yes it is a 1 way road but yeah i dont think any1 drives a car that leans that far over…. YES HE IS PASSING THE LAMBO NOW STOP BEING TROLLS LOL contradiction 😀

  • BigDingo

    Meh… I'm going back to the bewb post… that's how I define awesome

  • CPO_Mendez

    #13 is my hero…

  • vince

    You'll still have the morons who believe they still have 5 seconds after the light turns red…:@

    Inventing a car crusher for drivers who enter intersections after it turns red….THAT'S an idea…;)

  • Catence

    #2 – ok i admit it, I totally have a dirty mind.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

      i think you're alone on that. :p

    • truthiness

      A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

    • Shakina

      I get it now hahaha 😉

  • HardCoreMike

    Speaking of 28… seen the speed camera lottery? Interesting idea… http://devour.com/video/speed-camera-lottery/

  • kigero

    The traffic light one is cool and the colour blind issue is resolved (at least in the UK) by adding a hint of blue into the green light. However it's more the rotation system we use is what's important as : Red indicates that traffic must stop behind the line. It is compulsory for all road users to do so. (Some traffic lights have cameras to catch drivers breaking this law.) The red and amber combination of bulbs indicates that the lights are about to change to green, and gives drivers time to release their handbrake and prepare to drive off as soon as they are allowed to do so. Green indicates that traffic may pass through the junction, provided that it is safe to do so and the way is clear and amber warns traffic that it should stop unless it is unsafe to do so ( In the UK it is legal to pass through an amber light, as the phase exists to warn drivers not yet at the junction that they will have to stop.) And then you have flashing ambers at pedestrian crossings and not to mention the 'left on red' thing (we don't have that in the UK we follow the colours) I think what i'm trying to say is I learnt that at 17 I used to it now, stylish or not

    • F U Chiveassholes

      words words words words words words words

      • trollin

        too many words to read………

  • chrisdg74

    14 bottom-right = morning wood. literally.

  • neeeeeeeg

    28 is a retarded idea, say you look up and see the yellow countdown, you wouldn't know if it was telling you it's about to turn red or green, what if you try to hurry through it but really its a red light about to turn green and not the other way around.

    • The Laughing Man

      well, obviously if you're standing and it switches to yellow you should prepare to move and vice versa.

  • Matt

    G unit, Europeans drive on the right, the British drive on the left. The Lambo is being overtaken.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    #6 Silicon Valley

    #19 Damn! i used to do this at school too. and i thought i was the only one…

  • more of ideas

    i like the new idea for the street lights i think it would make a great change. and people would never have to ask when is the light going to change.

  • bbb

    why not do what some places already do with their traffic lights and have a numbered countdown. Most Chinese intersections in developed cities give you a precise color-coordinated countdown clock above the lights….unfortunately nobody gives flippin' f*ck and they all just drive through whatever color and at whatever speed they feel like!

  • rikimaru

    #6 hallelujah mountain

  • bbb

    frackin double postin, argh!

  • 123roasthim

    27 cracked me the fuck up!

  • femtrooper

    The colorblind might have an issue with those street lights…

    • BloodScrubber

      Or, they could hire homeless/unemployed folks to attend intersections and just yell…Red! .. Yellow! ..Green!

  • Dlopes

    The temptation to say make the "ehhhh-haaaa" sound on number 10 was too great

  • equalizermax

    #14 – Where can you buy those?

  • Mike

    28, It should never go back to Yellow after red. It leaves people thinking it'd be turning Red, not switching off to green. It's a pretty decent idea, although going back to yellow is just bad.

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