Tuesday again….time to drop an “Awesome” grenade on ya (28 Photos)

  • Semper

    I've always wanted to have sex with a leopard, and now I can!!

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk God

    #26… suspicious blushing on the security guards..

  • a BiPolar guy

    #11 True, self-service is fast cheap & easy but not nearly so much fun. Fast cheap and easy can be good qualities in a woman however

  • http://www.thechive.com Matt

    who ever designed #28 should probably learn proper english if they expect to actually pitch this stupid idea.

  • Gordon Freeman

    #6 A girl with big knockers who actually reads books? That's a new concept.

  • Emil

    #28 doesn't work for colorblind people. The normal traffic light does.

  • Why Not?

    17 got milk…… someone had to say it

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    28 seems like a great idea, but for poor color blind bastards like me there would be no hope. THe only reason i know if it's green or yellow is if it's in the middle or on the bottom.

  • Marius

    #18: I actually WORKED for the Moists very briefly many years ago now…heh. Aside from their humorous name, they are petty, mean, nasty, embittered old people! ack! So, yes, please, laugh at their names! Sadly, they are an offshoot (by marriage) of one of the 3 "ruling families" of our small community here in Yucaipa… 😦 (The Grandlunds, in this specific case.) So, yah, another funny name. 😛

  • Emvee

    Do you (the chive) understand what the word Awesome means?

  • MrCjv

    #16……….i have the solution to that. Your brother takes yer soda? You punch him in the face and get it back. Man up kid, lol. Props to the parent that took the photo by the way. Fail.

  • Wang Chung

    #7…I didn't know Russell Brand was Jesus!

  • DanielB


  • F-oo

    28.. the yellow lights don't come on before green does.

  • meaty

    your mom has a huge collection..

  • Jesus Christ

    #7 I wouldn't bang Lindsey Lohan. I can raise the dead but I can't cure STD's. It's ok, I can bring back Britney Murphy and have my way with her. Maybe Marilyn Monroe too, get myself a FFM. 🙂

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