Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (33 Photos)

  • nick

    look, i know im gunna get thumbs down, but your felicia day gallery was great. that girl needs to be hosting xplay or something, morgan webb is turning into some kind of horrible sea creature

    • G-Money

      wtf that was so 3 posts ago

  • G-Money

    is #21 Ashylnn Brooke?

    • chrisdg74

      Looks like it. (*retreats to the background, slightly ashamed that I know who she is)

    • Nec

      Yes definitely. Did you see the "Big Bang Theory XXX Parody"? She "played" Penny, very nice movie.

    • Markus

      Pretty sure it is, and I doubt that she sent that picture in

    • fstick

      It's Bree Olsen. Know your porn newfag

      • C-man

        Wrong, it's Ashlynn Brooke. Bree Olsen is a hag compared to AB.

      • G-Money

        "newfag" wow did you come up with that one all by yourself.

        It's Ashlynn you gaybag you must be too busy wanking to fag porn to realize who's who in the world of proper porn.

    • DollarBillUK

      I was gonna say Bree Olsen. But, on second thoughts I think you're right.

      • nathan

        follow bree on twitter… she has been known to hook up with guys just to "mess around" when she is traveling. she asks guys in the town shes in to send her pics then she contacts the ones she wants to fuck… true story. heard it on KUFOs morning show with kidd chris

        • DollarBillUK

          Wow, really? That's pretty cool I guess. Gotta love the chive community.

    • MMM

      That's what I figured so must be

    • freezinforareason

      It is Ashlynn Brooke. That pic doesn't do her justice. Google her. Just not at work 😉 annnnnd YOU'RE WELCOME!

      • G-Money

        Ashlynn needs her own post

  • Rasta K

    For sure implants

    • joshdyk87

      Nope. Her tits are just in a pushup bra, you can see how mashed they are. And my the looks of it, she was probably young enough to grow into em a bit…

      • Guz

        Wrong mate, look at the photo top left. Those are some serious, (but sadly, enhanced), puppies!

      • drea

        ya those are totally fake…..in a push up bra you still dont have the ever obvious and unatural gap between ur boobs

        • ale

          Victoria´s secret can prove me rigth!… some of those bras are magic!

          • Brah

            Even in a pushup, boobs don't look like circles. Hers do.

      • its_forge

        Also depends on whether she became sexually active between the first picture and the later ones.

    • JoJo

      yep, bresticles fo jizzle!!

    • ckris King

      Avoid girls that laught like her in the bottom left picture ….. dont mesh with them….

    • mipo2010

      This dilemma can simply be solved the ol fashioned way!!! Squeeze them and find out!!

    • For Realsies

      They could not be more fake. Tits shouldn't be so completely and unnaturally separate from one another. That gap screams plastic.

    • Maddog

      Yeah, I guess that dude should have held out a bit longer… Though for every beautiful woman (albeit enhanced by modern medicine) there is at least one man who is tired of her bullshit.

    • Boris

      No. She looks young. Breasts do grow.

  • Slappy

    What's going on in 13? Looks pretty scary. Is that normal?

    • isawoj

      I'm with you. That looks pretty damn scary to me.

      • moooar.

        Teahupoʻo. It's unfreaking believable. Google Tim Mckenna Tahiti. Prepare to be amazed.

    • Mitch

      Teahupo'o Tahiti…insane.

    • meh

      I'm glad someone commented on that because it's one freaking amazing photo. Normally the brainless minions here can't think beyond tits and ass.

    • Jay

      teahupoo, thickest and shallowest-3ft deep- break in the world. It's in Tahiti.

  • Joseph

    All randomness should be in HQ

  • holler


    • Keith

      Not even close.. epic fail

    • clay

      first to first the first. jackass

  • rosco clibbins

    definitely implants

  • holler

    and totally fake

  • marto_solo

    Is 13 real???

    • Jonny

      Yeah, it's a surf break called Teahupoo

    • urno

      teahupoo. Tahiti. very real.

  • Cris Ron

    Implants or none, usually there is a gorgeous girl at the end 😦


    #9: Taylor swift got a haircut. She still looks exactly the same. Just because it is OKAY to say she is hot now that she is 18, doesn't meant she wasn't before………

    • topher

      Taylor Swift is 20

    • a BiPolar guy

      it's ok to say someone is hot before they are 18 when they have mature bodes. that's normal. Men are wired to respond hat way.
      Just don't say it to them, their dad's, uncles, older brothers… Don't say it to anyone if you work in a school 🙂
      Depending on where you live the somewhat arbitrary age where it's legal to have sex with them (if you are older) varies from 14-18. 18 is the law some places but it's not a facto of nature.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Are you fucking nutters, mate? A 14 year old in 8th grade is not an "arbitrary" age, pedobear. I'd prefer my womenz to be hot college girls, quite frankly.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

          I agree, Justin. Bipolar guy is most likely a serial rapist.

  • Knoster

    When is her b-day? and yep, those are fake allright, but to be sure, send her over and i'll have a feel 🙂

  • Altober

    Baby Elephant!!!

  • Rangerdanger

    33 I do believe you are correct, sir.

    • SirSparkz

      I concur, them boobies are stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey.

  • Whatevs

    I will never be as happy as that dude in #15

  • iamqueensboulevard

    totes magotes got those implants

  • Ballzonya

    #12, you chose the wrong college…

    • Deutscher

      i made a mental note to say the exact same thing, should the chive host a college comparison to see where the ugliest and sexiest girls go to school?

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    taylor swift having bangs makes her head look really tall. she looked better before

  • The Real D. Nozzle

    that is some heavy water in #13

  • jmmillerfzr

    I concur with #31…

  • Cam

    Is The Matrix really post-apocalypse?
    If you think about it, all humans were just hooked up to machines to interact.
    Now think about what The Chive community is…
    Now think about lower back problems, that other stuff can get depressing.

  • Randyflagg

    Someone explain 19. I have no idea who those people are. What am I missing?

    • chrisdg74

      Dude on the left is from the newer Old Spice commercials. Dude on the right is "The Most Interesting Man In the World" from the Dos Equis commercials.

    • isawoj

      Dos Equis and Old Spice ad guys together.

      • fibonacci5150

        holy shit if they were holding #11's they would make my head explode

  • NomNomGirls

    #33 it's a push up bra, worse than implants. Makes you think they're bigger than they are.

  • Its-a me, Mario

    I want to marry #22, and if she is taken already then #21 will do.


  • J-man85

    # 7 & # 16 Made this post worthwhile..

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