MySpace suffers from lower back problems too (30 photos)

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  • canuck74

    #26 Moar

    • nathan

      26? I say MOAR 1-30!!! The Chive just took my two favorite posts and combined them, *head explodes* the interwebs will never be the same…

    • dutchie

      absolutely, she was posted before. so dope.

    • Bud

      Her name is Maira Cardi, a big time brazilian whore. There are a couple of NSFW videos of her floating around the web… (Google will give you a clue) 😉

  • mullie

    canuck74, you are soooo right Moar #26,

    Chivers we've seen her before in some post so she should be "findable'
    give her an own post

    • baldy

      I think Chive did do a post on her.. I may be wrong but ask Leo, He always finds gold

    • nudity and fluids

      agree # 26 is spectacular

  • Nick

    I agree on 26, and I think 5 also deserves a mention provided her lower half isn't fat.

    • Ben

      Yeah I guess we'll never know if she's chub central down lower

  • Ben

    What the fuck is wrong with #13?

    • top dog

      Ain't nothing wrong with #13, she just need some poking, thats all.

    • Ry

      looks like she's about to sneeze.

  • Stephan Hahn

    Some of these chicks are really cute, i had to even look at their faces…
    #22 ist Hitomi Tanaka, I'd never forget those tits.

  • MrMav

    #16, #25 & #26 are all looking darn HOT!!! Thats perked me up this morning.

    • Kiesa

      jordan carver

  • Rawli

    #9 🙂 MOAR

  • Random jerk

    I see what you did there
    #17 is proof of how bad fake boobs look compared to the real ones in #16

    • Mr F

      Well yeah, when dumb asses inflate their tits bigger then their heads it's gonna look stupid; but you're just as dumb as they are if you say fake boobs are bad solely based on that one picture.

  • Jarvis

    i can't imagine how can they can live

  • best

    My dog is better looking than some of this motley lot.
    Thumbs down if you think this is the best comment you've ever read.

    • steve

      lol WIN.

  • mipo2010

    MySpace suffers from not being Facebook!!

  • Kevinmax

    #13 look like she has just been turned into a zombie or something….

  • chrisdg74

    Wait. MySpace is still around??

  • Keithp420

    Today’s real nom nom gallery.

  • no1mini

    GAAAH what the fuck is 19?! Burn it! Quick!

  • HardCoreMike

    SHA-WING!!!! I am thankful for the CHIVE for delivering to me all the bewby goodness in one awesome place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • TZJ

    *gasping for breath*

  • Matt

    Note: It's only good on mute. I wish I could punch her in the throat.

    • Terry Burke

      i wanna put her on a diet and in the gym. fatty!

  • Bob

    Chive I need to see more of #16 and #26 they are sweet!!!

    • joeybeadz

      16 is Jordan Carver

  • Terry Burke

    what is this myspace thing you speak of? and can you find 26 so i can lay my head on her rack?

  • whickity whack

    "Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!" – Harry from 'Dumb and Dumber"

  • Paulo

    #5 and the one at theright in #21
    MORE PLZ!!

  • Chiver

    We'll go over it again, Chive.

    Rule 1#: C and D cups do not count as 'lower back'. They're below average sizes in almost every country on Earth, according to statistics. You would have to have a spine a millimetre thick to have problems.

    Rule 2#: Fakies don't count. Ever.

    C'mon guys! You have millions of people viewing Chive daily, can't you get them to find someone above a D cup and not fake?

    • WTF????

      What the fuck are you talking about? D's are below average size? You need to get off the crystal meth. I challenge you to show me these statistics. I'm calling BULLSHIT!!!!

      Fakies do count, because they are still heavy and can cause a woman lower back problems. Not to mention, I don't give a fuck if they are fake. Big tits rock! You sir, are a FAG! FAIL!

      Do you know why they don't have chicks with real tits over a D cup? Because if they did you would be looking at a bunch of fat cows. Damn, you are one stupid motherfucker. GTFO! Forever please!

      • cassady

        I am a natural 30FF and am in no way a "fat cow"

        • PianoFingers

          Pictures to prove?

        • Jak

          You might not be a "fat cow" but I'm willing to bet you are way closer to 200 lbs. than 100 lbs. Not that I wouldn't stick it to you now, just sayin'

      • Joy

        ahem, my sister is a 34DD, is 5'2" and 120. She is NOT a cow.

    • Norm

      I'm sick of the fake tits too. They are so disgusting. Too round, too hard, scars (somewhere), just gross.

      I disagree about the C & D cups though. A woman with the right proportions, even with a C cup can be a marvel. And they can be huge on the right frame.

      • Mr F

        Well I hope you have a good time in your fantasy world. Fake tits are everywhere, get over it, just enjoy it for that matter.

        • idonthave1

          everywhere doesnt mean they suck. Real C and D is the real deal. I dont like fake, and i rather go with a real B cup than a fake C or D. Further more, i know plenty of real Cs and Ds. You can take all the fake ones.

  • RGH


    • nudity and fluids

      yep, hot as fire

      • SweetAwesomeness


        and by that i mean this morning….

    • Jak

      You don't say!

  • Yates

    CHIVE. #16. FIND HER. NOW!!.

    • DoWhatNow

      That would be Jordan Carver. And I agree, she needs her own post.

      C'mon, Chive! Give us more Jordan Carver!

    • furkhan

      hi i fuck u my mobile 07569081563

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