Hope your Thanksgiving was “AWESOME” (30 Photos)

For those of you who don’t already know, we have the best fans in the world. Without you we are just a crappy porno without the climax.

On that sincere note, Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  • Random

    Fergie is so gross….

    • Martin

      Meth was a mistake..

    • Rahm

      but she swallows…

  • DNC

    Han solo shot First!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i know! they changed it in the new ones so he didn't look like "a bad guy." Its Han freakin Solo! intergalactic badass!

      • IhateitwhenIamright


  • Chrispeena

    #16 LOL LOL LOL LOL.

  • Adam Bieber


    • http://tinyurl.com/cynosurium AJR

      Fourth: it is not second.
      Your life: it is a fail.

  • Martin

    Go through airport with Semi, insist on cavity search…fight fire with fire

    • Derek

      forget the semi!! Pop a Viagra while you drive there then work it up before you go in

    • http://HerbalChronic.com HerbalChronic.com

      I fly in 2 weeks and am preparing my master plan for how to get the pat down. I will make russel rise to the occasion. And I will moan, softly.

  • therewasshrinkage


  • reesty

    i like whiskey…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #21 – Greedo was a girl? I didn't know they filmed the Cantina scene in a kitchen.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

      epic sauce…

  • BigDingo

    wow 28 is nostalgic… anyone else remember realultimatepower.net?

  • BigDingo

    4… at first I was like fap…

    and then I got to the chest and I was like… fap

    and then I got to the hair, and I felt like I was touching myself to a 9 year old boy

  • kater

    Waaaay too much idiotic patriotic shite on this site. Stop posting links to the brigade and posts about heroic and awesome american soldiers fighting for oil in a distant land.
    Focus on randomness and tits. Nobody needs a dozen propaganda shots a day. Moar bewbs, less guns.
    Now thumb me down lemmings 🙂

    • yup

      Agreed. Screw gun porn.

      BTW, I think Emma Watson looks totally hot.

    • Kringle

      Agree with the war or not, we should at least respect and support the soldiers. They chose to put their lives on the line for something that they believe in. Supporting countrymen isn't political.

      Oh, and if you're going through security, just smile at the TSA while they feel you up. Once they finish, wink and say they have "magic hands". Might be enough to freak them out …unless their gay. In that case, you've just boosted their confidence.

      • SteamboatWillie

        We should also respect doctors who go to Africa work voluntarily. That's not a reason to include a picture of a doctor in Africa in every damn post. Not doing that doesn't mean that we don't respect them.

      • Rquiem

        I don't think the soldiers have the option to go or not. Its their job to listen to the superior to go to the destination they are sent to.

        That said, I support and respect the soldiers, just not always their peers.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

          Except they volunteer to go INTO the military.. They know what they are up against when they joined… They choose to do it against all odds.. That's a damn commendable thing in a society of today where people would rather sit at home and use their constitutional rights while someone defends them..

    • Kater Hater


    • reminise

      Im thankful fools like you really only have a voice on sites like this, quit drinking the kool-aid. A few random plane and gun pics is waaaay too much? Few sites have enough "idiotic patriotic shite". Oh that lemming comment just cuts so deep. What a sad sack of "shite" you must be.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

    Aww we love you too chive. Even after the more than one mysogynistic pictures.

    • Inigo Montoya

      You used that word… I do not think it is spelled the way you think it is spelled.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

        uh, yeah its spelled right. i do not think it means what you think it means.

  • eric morris

    hahaha #23 i’m a student at UVa too and was gonna post this on the chive as well

  • Pufffdragon

    That tongue creeped the hell out of me!

    • Mikez

      It excited me

      • kigero

        freaked the crap out of me and i'm into all kinds of wierd stuff

  • Nec

    #25 – "The Zombies shall not pass!"
    Does anyone know #22?

  • fibonacci5150

    I hope the #23 TSA didn't get any turkey. Cuz they can eat my salty ballsack and my shit. hail to the king baby

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=527027109 Elleny Mitchell

    Now I want to watch Cinderella backwards

    • hmmm

      Have you ever submitted a sexy chiver picture? If not you should.

      • Stevo

        You're assuming she's the girl on the left there.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1138802465 Timothy Parrish

          Left or right…. Does it really matter?

  • Spocker

    #13 – The girl on the right is smiling like she knows…uh-huh.

  • mipo2010

    22, That ass could be used as a foundation for a house… Must.test.it's.firmness

    • Kyle

      You really could iron clothes on that thing.

  • spacemanspiff

    #11 prease don’t tell that this is a n.korean spongebob knock off, or should i say replica, or should i say great leader’s original idea.


    • PoopsLikeLittleBunny

      thanks, i get it now………i think!

  • Roberts

    24- Right character wrong scene. Mandy, if you're out there, please save us its black friday!

    • Inigo

      There we cannot help you.

      If only we had a holocaust cloak.
      You mean like this one?
      Where did you get that?
      It fit so nice Miracle Max said I could keep it.

      Now if we only had a wheelbarrow…that would be something.

  • equalizermax

    #18 – I want one!

  • Baldy

    Are we to expect a 'sexy chivers' post today?? I dont think my week would be complete without it.. I have been chive deprived in the last 2 days because us Canadians dont get the same Thanksgiving.

  • Viking

    22 – curves and more curves, gotta love em.

  • MrMav

    Happy Thanksgiving Chive!! If it wasn't for you guys we would have to work more. Keep up the great work folks.

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