There’s a plaque hanging above a urinal in an engagement ring store (2 Photos)

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Curious to hear what the Chivers think. Is this accurate?

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  • Loop

    Very accurate! Liquid soap really does itch!

  • OneClownShoe

    I love being married…my wife told me so.

  • OneClownShoe

    I totally did that! :) AND she's cute!

    • HellHath NoFury

      She sure is! Good man!

  • The Gonz

    HAHA ok, first of all you should not get married unless you are ready. How do you know you are ready?? If you are asking yourself if you are ready……you're probably not. If you're with that someone and you can play magic the gathering with them and watch star wars or star trek and they love THE CHIVE like you do and enjoy the chive pics that i put up on my pc as a wallpaper (my fave is ITS COOL, IM JUST A PANDA lol) then let me get a ring please. Not the expensive ones just the one that looks nice cause we gotta get a house soon and she doesn't care how much it is, its the thought and the love you share. Plus hey, you can learn a lot from each other. Like how to do 69, yeah I taught her LOL. No thanks bachelors, I found my best friend and I get to bang her all the time and we cook together and clean together. Now this is for you dudes too, SHE WILL CLEAN,COOK, TAKE CARE OF KIDS SO I CAN GET SOME BLACK OPS TIME. Cause if i'm not happy, she's not happy. If she's not happy, you're not happy. That's the way it works my friends. Love you chive, I always point out all the hot chicks to my baby and we rate them together lol. Peace!!

  • QuantuM

    i wouldnt of read it until the choice part, i would of ran the second i saw RUN!

  • F-oo

    ..And this is how I'm an awesome girl. My boy and his friends all like me. I don't get in the way, I'm not clingy, obsessive, I get the ways of the male gender, and.. I don't ever ever ever want kids. We've been together for several straight years for this reason. I don't even have boobs.

    • HellHath NoFury

      I didn't know you had a man. How about enlightening your family.

      • HellHath NoFury

        And if it's that asshat Texan, you might want to inform his wife.

  • Cudaman

    I've posted this before, but I will say it again. Here is a check list for your future wife:
    1. Cook
    2 Clean
    3. She swallows
    4. Will ask you if you would like to watch a porno.
    I hit the wife lottery jack pot 17 years ago and haven't looked back since.

  • Stevo

    How odd, anyone would think this store had some kind of vested interest in promoting marriage…

  • alex

    Captain Hindsight

  • The El Conquistador

    I got lucky and married a girl that was and still is smart and "Fire ass hot" when I was in my early 20's. Never looked back.

  • Jen

    fuck these comments are depressing.

  • John Claffy

    They live longer and get to smell more of their wives' turds, hear more of their wives' bitching, put up with her friends and family longer, put up with her snoring longer, and so on and so on… Meanwhile, bachelors are beholden to no one and can go out and do whatever the hell they want, whenever the hell they want, with whoever the hell they want to do it with. Now, look at the statistics for how many marriages the American man has in his lifetime on average. I'd be willing to bet it's more than one… But I'm not going to put the time in to really look it up. Just look around and you can figure out that multiple marriages are pretty common today. But to those who are married and enjoy it, good for you. It's not for everyone.

  • whoknows

    To all those guys saying they don't want to deal with the bullshit.
    They obviously haven't found the right girl.

  • Kelvin Dephasdin

    I would appreciate it if the thechive would at least credit me in the photo with my website instead of just taking it and posting it like its theirs. is where its from.

  • Gabriel

    Kelvin is single. And his website is fake and dumb.

    I would appreciate it, Kelvin, if you offed yourself now.

    • Kelvin Dephasdin

      cool story, sis.

  • duh

    Shit, you guys need to stop whining. Don't propose to a girl if you don't want to get married. There, problem solved.

  • Chad

    Let me guess, you like trash like Jay Z or Kanye West. Get some better taste.

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