A little “Awesome” never hurt anybody (30 Photos)

  • V.A.

    Voldemort is a unicorn… that's a win for google right there.
    Also… more 6?

  • Caroline

    Cookie Monster motherfuckers

  • anarcrust

    I believe that picture of Michael Douglas is worth a million words. And those words are "cancer can go fuck itself" repeated 200,000 times.

    • jim

      I'm sooo glad to see him out & about!
      5yrs ago I was diagnosed w/ stg. 4 throat cancer too
      cancer sucks sooooooo fuckin bad!

    • TitoRigatoni

      I totally agree. Anyone else agree, go vote on this: cheezburger.com/View/4216888576

      • anarcrust

        Upvote and 5 cheezburgers for you.

  • zero

    And whats the moral of #11. Dont pay for hookers with your credit card if you dont want to get caught.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      How about: don't get married if you're still banging chots like a selfish moron.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      The moral is that in 2010 everybody is invited into your own private problems, and is allowed to give input which doesnt help at all, but at least we can fake sympathy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        It's not private if you choose to advertise it on a public post, silly.

    • FLHomesteader

      I'm actually confused on #11…
      What hooker in Guam takes credit cards?

      Also… how would it appear on a statement that would tip someone off?
      I'm sure it wasn't $150.00 (AMERICAN) —– HOOKER.

      • Bob in accounting

        either 1 its fake, or 2 prob a massage parlor, or brothel. prostitution is legal in a bunch of countries, especially since 'mericans love paying for sex while on business trips

        • Cold In Washington

          Last time I checked, Guam was part of the United States, a country where prostitution and brothels are illegal in the vast majority of jurisdictions. And while it could have been a massage parlor, without seeing the actual statement all we can do is guess at the tipoff.

        • George

          hey, don't sell us "'mericans" short, we love paying for sex even while not on business trips.

  • tommybhoy

    29- I stared way too long…and about to do it again *clicks Submit Comment then scrolls up*

    • Mirror Man

      Ya, I think it's going to have to be a screensaver.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    And 11 is why I'll never marry a sailor. Why yes, I'd love an undetectable disease from every continent in the Geneva Convention!
    I will take 15 and 28.

    • poop

      Face it, your never gonna find someone who would put up with you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Oh no, I have had a man who put up with me and wanted to keep me around even, to talk and work on cars and whanot. He just wanted airheads to play with, too.
        I've got at least three offers up now, but I don't volunteer to be cheated on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

    #29 FIND THEM!!!!!! NEEE MOAR!!!!!!!

    • Roscoe

      Don't you just want to reach out and pull that string on her shorts….

  • Anonymous

    source on 29

  • chrisdg74

    Was gonna say I never get tired of 14. But then I got to 29 and forgot all about 14.

  • johndory

    29 on the left. now thats an apple booty

  • Diggler

    #13 really needs to replace that TP sitting there… but I bet he doesn't.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

    Michael Douglas pic wins this. by far

  • Mr Penis Clean

    20 – if I didn't pee on on my hands, why do I have to wash them? Because they touched my penis? My penis has been sitting around in my pants all day long doing nothing. I washed it this morning and lounging around in my drawers ain't going to make it dirty. My penis is the cleanest part of my body. I should be washing my penis after going to the bathroom because my hands touched it, not the other way around.

    • joey

      Sir, I tip my hat to you. Some peoples parents may have taught them to wash their hands after peeing, my parents taught me not to piss on my hands.

    • jstave

      You should wash because of the slob with fecal matter on his fingers flushed the same handle as you. Or even touched the same door handle as you. You might be one clean mf but theres that other %.
      Just sayin'

    • CaptainInsano

      Ahh yes, and decades of scientific research led you to this confusion, I mean conclusion, so don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

    • CaptainInsano

      Hate to be the nerd here but urine particles are flying all over the place when they hit a surface, even water.

      On the other hand, Moises Alou famously peed on his hands to make them tougher so he could get a better grip on the bat. Who knows?

    • Big Los

      Your penis sound boring. You should take it on an adventure. You should call the dude who got busted in #11 for some ideas.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


  • heyyooo

    29 29 29 29 29 29 29

  • Tom Foolery

    Gonna have to quote 2 Live Crew on #6……"Face down, ass up.. (explicit)"

  • visaginas

    moooorreeee 6

  • doublemeat

    14 is the sexiest thing I'll see all week.
    29 wanna touch da booty

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Shit, number 2 has a Reverse Kuato!! "opeeen your miiiind".

  • senor_pizza delivery


    This bridge was designed to switch drivers from driving on the right side of the roadway to the left and vice versa when traveling between these two countries….Pretty cool!!!!!

  • DanielB

    #28 the costa rican chiver strikes again…

  • Philo

    #30 always cracks me up. Judy is a silly bitch

  • Catence

    Who wouldn't love to play a giant game of Twister?

  • http://colddeadfingers.tk God

    Why is Homer stareing at his cock?

  • Chris T.

    Know what would be really awesome? If Chive actually refreshed the content on the Iphone APP i paid for.

  • Bobby

    29 is really awesome

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