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November 30, 2010 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Random
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Voldemort is a unicorn… that's a win for google right there.
Also… more 6?
Cookie Monster motherfuckers
Thank you for the inspiration.
I believe that picture of Michael Douglas is worth a million words. And those words are "cancer can go fuck itself" repeated 200,000 times.
I'm sooo glad to see him out & about!
5yrs ago I was diagnosed w/ stg. 4 throat cancer too
cancer sucks sooooooo fuckin bad!
I totally agree. Anyone else agree, go vote on this: cheezburger.com/View/4216888576
Upvote and 5 cheezburgers for you.
And whats the moral of #11. Dont pay for hookers with your credit card if you dont want to get caught.
How about: don't get married if you're still banging chots like a selfish moron.
The moral is that in 2010 everybody is invited into your own private problems, and is allowed to give input which doesnt help at all, but at least we can fake sympathy.
It's not private if you choose to advertise it on a public post, silly.
I'm actually confused on #11…
What hooker in Guam takes credit cards?
Also… how would it appear on a statement that would tip someone off?
I'm sure it wasn't $150.00 (AMERICAN) —– HOOKER.
either 1 its fake, or 2 prob a massage parlor, or brothel. prostitution is legal in a bunch of countries, especially since 'mericans love paying for sex while on business trips
Last time I checked, Guam was part of the United States, a country where prostitution and brothels are illegal in the vast majority of jurisdictions. And while it could have been a massage parlor, without seeing the actual statement all we can do is guess at the tipoff.
hey, don't sell us "'mericans" short, we love paying for sex even while not on business trips.
29- I stared way too long…and about to do it again *clicks Submit Comment then scrolls up*
Ya, I think it's going to have to be a screensaver.
And 11 is why I'll never marry a sailor. Why yes, I'd love an undetectable disease from every continent in the Geneva Convention!
I will take 15 and 28.
Face it, your never gonna find someone who would put up with you.
Oh no, I have had a man who put up with me and wanted to keep me around even, to talk and work on cars and whanot. He just wanted airheads to play with, too.
I've got at least three offers up now, but I don't volunteer to be cheated on.
#29 FIND THEM!!!!!! NEEE MOAR!!!!!!!
Don't you just want to reach out and pull that string on her shorts….
source on 29
Was gonna say I never get tired of 14. But then I got to 29 and forgot all about 14.
29 on the left. now thats an apple booty
#13 really needs to replace that TP sitting there… but I bet he doesn't.
Michael Douglas pic wins this. by far
20 – if I didn't pee on on my hands, why do I have to wash them? Because they touched my penis? My penis has been sitting around in my pants all day long doing nothing. I washed it this morning and lounging around in my drawers ain't going to make it dirty. My penis is the cleanest part of my body. I should be washing my penis after going to the bathroom because my hands touched it, not the other way around.
Sir, I tip my hat to you. Some peoples parents may have taught them to wash their hands after peeing, my parents taught me not to piss on my hands.
You should wash because of the slob with fecal matter on his fingers flushed the same handle as you. Or even touched the same door handle as you. You might be one clean mf but theres that other %.
Ahh yes, and decades of scientific research led you to this confusion, I mean conclusion, so don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Hate to be the nerd here but urine particles are flying all over the place when they hit a surface, even water.
On the other hand, Moises Alou famously peed on his hands to make them tougher so he could get a better grip on the bat. Who knows?
Your penis sound boring. You should take it on an adventure. You should call the dude who got busted in #11 for some ideas.
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Gonna have to quote 2 Live Crew on #6……"Face down, ass up.. (explicit)"
14 is the sexiest thing I'll see all week.
29 wanna touch da booty
Shit, number 2 has a Reverse Kuato!! "opeeen your miiiind".
This bridge was designed to switch drivers from driving on the right side of the roadway to the left and vice versa when traveling between these two countries….Pretty cool!!!!!
#28 the costa rican chiver strikes again…
#30 always cracks me up. Judy is a silly bitch
Who wouldn't love to play a giant game of Twister?
Why is Homer stareing at his cock?
Know what would be really awesome? If Chive actually refreshed the content on the Iphone APP i paid for.
29 is really awesome
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