Contest: If theCHIVE had a mascot, what would it look like? (2 Photos)

Today at the office, we all got drunk earlier than usual and a debate began: If theCHIVE had a mascot, what would it look like? We took to the dry-erase board and drunkenly sketched out some ideas. I can't draw, Leo is usually pretty good but he's off his game today, and Bob... well Bob just threw up.
We got to thinking, who better to help us out with this than our users? So, Chivers, we put it to you to design the mascot. It can be anything you want, you can use elements of our logo but it's not a requirement at all. Just create whatever you like and upload the image using our handy-dandy upload page.

The Winner: We just ordered 'Chiver of the Month' plaques for the office. The winner will have his face (and his mascot) enshrined on the Chive office wall forever, basically you'd become immortal. We look forward to what you come up with. If we receive enough submissions, we'll put the mascots to a vote this Thursday and let the Chivers decide the immortal champion.

  • sxtbill

    the most appropriate mascot for the chive would be a dog licking it's own balls. Sorry, I don't have a picture.

  • Jon

    It would look like a thief bc all you faggots do are steal pics from other sites

  • aks

    Jessica Rabbit draped over the logo

  • lalalalalala

    It definitely needs to be underboob.

  • basicallytim

    a cartoonish chive onion?

    use that and expand…

  • Why Not?

    Elyse Porterfield, the h.p.o.a., i win

  • Bisketz

    Wouldn't it just be a chive with arms and legs?

  • stefanhartman

    I submitted one yesterday. Hope it gets displayed…better yet, hope it wins.

  • will

    I was thinking it'd be like the old slim jim dude but green instead of red and a chives instead of a slim jim.

  • MrWendal00

    just boobs.

  • Candace

    can't lie, i kind of like the one you have there already.
    question… mark… head.
    i don't know.

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  • Ivan

    Nah, not needed at all. Something with boobs, maybe.

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