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December 1, 2010 |
In: DAR, Random
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I would destroy Flo
I'd give it to her rotten, man
More likely, she would sell you inadequate coverage.
o lol'd now my wife thanks im crazy…and by wife i mean dog…and by dog i mean scooby do stuffed animal…ok its a hand towel with the word susie written on it…
Some women call their periods Aunt Flo, as in "sorry honey no sex this week Aunt Flo is in town")…having said that, all I can think of when I see flo in a commercial…is a Bloody Vagina…weird, yes…but someone else will now be afflicted,and probably hate those commercials as much as I do.
Nope, still just you.
You mean a bloody bajingo doesn't turn you on?
screw that. #1, white dress…ALL DAY!
Funny fuckin post and follow ups, nice work guys
somebody draw #7 and send it to the chive. I wanna see that
hahahah!!! yes my suggestion made it in a post!!! i swear if i could draw i would….hopefully a Chiver out there fulfills my wishes!!! and i do expect partial credit on that plaque!
Done did it.
I drew one up and sent it to the Chive. I hope they post it and I hope you like it.
I always hated Ed Hardy
Anyone with a sense of style agrees with you. Ed Hardy sucks.
I swear… that scar on her lower back looks like a bullet wound. What else could make a scar like that? Tramp is living "in the hood" getting shot, and wearing Ed Hardy.
BECAUSE she was wearing Ed Hardy ?
Actually this pic was stolen, it's not Ed Hardy it's a Sinful bikini and Skin Cancer is the cause of my scar!! but thanks fellows… chic can't get love even on a stolen pic…Damn!
More like Ed Hardly
manky, isn't it?
Or, in this case, Ed Scardy…
16 is creeping me out… is something trapped in her back and is trying to escape?
looks like a bag of doorknobs from here
It's called cancer, that scar is from the removal of a growth. Very common amongst beach girls.
No, Its called an exit wound; very common amongst bro hoes.
Re: Sarah Palin in 28… it's true what they say: women, like wine, get better with age… and give me a boner.
Sarah Palin looked a hell of a lot like Marcy Darcy back in the day
The shit is amusing, but it shows she was retarded then too. The comma on her shirt is in the wrong place.
Sarah- I'd do her 7 days a week, and twice on Sunday.
Grandma's Dead is a good book.
I would trust 34 if they weren't drinking "hard" lemonade
#36 made my day…
Or Impalin' Sarah
You don`t watch much porn, do you?
Tap the gap
Vag Gap —————–>
Good post, I'm always in a better mood when the randomness includes so many beautiful women. ….Could have done w/out the beiber tho :/
Does it feel better to know that little douche has a tiny penis?
Does it feel better to know he prolly nailed both them chicks anyway?
Theres 2 thing I really hate in this world.
Ed Hardy and Justin Bieber.
Both are in this post..damnit.
But I watched south park season 14 episode C**n vs. C** & friends and saw Cartman with a hell monster killing Justin Bieber. It makes my day.
Sorry Chivers, it's coon vs coon and friends, dunno wtf lol (just thinking welcome to facebook) good one btw, wtf is wrong with my keyboard.
I love the randoms
I love that chick's titties
I love the GIFs posts
The dogs and the kitties
I love the whole Chive
and all the shit it brings
you just ear-bombed the whole internet!!!
You win this cookie filled with tiny internets.
I didn't know Justin Bieber liked girls?!
Think i saw a spark of lust in his eyes, or is it because Kobe Bryant is sitting next to those fine pieces of meat?
I didn't know Justin Bieber was a lesbian looking lustfully at girls like that
first time 'chiver' here. The radio DJ's in my hometown (Buffalo) we're talking about the Daily Afternoon Randomness being the closest thing to internet nirvana you can get. they are not far off
Welcome to the best 6 minutes of my internet day Will. Be sure to read the fine print if you ever submit a pic. Here's the latest "Terms of uploading photos:" thing. God love them.
"Rober Media LLC has the right to edit and/or alter any submission. Rober Media LLC reserves the right not to use the submission at all and/or to use as much or as little of the submission as it chooses.
All photos Rober Media deems boring, stupid, redundant, unoriginal, and not funny, we reserve the right to throw darts at them until we get bored.
Lisa edit-a bunch of legal crap
Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.
Rober Media not only owns the rights to any photos you upload, but also owns the rights to your mom. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your mom, and any claim you or your family may have on her, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from Rober Media. In the event your dad or your mom's parent(s) intervene and claim joint-ownership of your mom, Rober Media reserves the right to bitch slap them and give all parties Justin Beiber haircuts. If, upon receiving your mom, she attempts to leave theChive's kitchen, where she belongs, she too will be given a Justin Beiber haircut."
So if you're the oldest, and you like being "Will", you better make damn sure your pics are funny. Welcome to the Chive. lol
LoL, that's genuinely funny. I intern at the radio station and I'll be sure to pass their 'term' on to the DJ's. I'm sure they'll eat it up.
#36 proves that there is a heaven.
…and it's right where you think it is…
25 is great
Completely staged, but yeah. (real windows would shatter glass, not be so easily pushed out.)
Further, the windows don't match.The window on the left has a wooden cross section in the center. The one on the right is solid fake glass.
Also, the printer he throws conveniently has no cables attached, though it has paper, giving the illusion of being in use.
They may be young and not quite dumb but I bet they’re full of cum
I'd do Palin now or then… as long as she doesn't talk… cos if she did I'd feel guilty for fucking a retard.
Don't feel bad – you'd get over it just like I did when banging your mom. I only quit hitting that cause I discoverd her birth canal was a portal for escaping retards.
Even Sarah Palin's shirts fail at the English language. What the fuck is that comma doing after but?
As for 34, you are indeed young, but your choice of Smirnoff Ice proves you are also dumb.
Next time you try to call someone dumb for drinking something, make sure you say the right drink. She is holding a Mike's Hard Lemonade, not a Smirnoff Ice.
both of you just got F's on your gay tests.
yeah, sorry, I guess that made me look dumb. Only idiots can't tell the difference between the two.
She isnt drinking anything at all. The cap is still on it. But I agree with her being dumb, especially because she had the need to include that in her picture.
If a chick has to tell you she's young and not dumb…
#25 is the single funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Fake, but funny
Sometimes the chive unloads both barrels
And #31… "Sup, ladies."
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