Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

I'd give it to her rotten, man

More likely, she would sell you inadequate coverage.

Some women call their periods Aunt Flo, as in "sorry honey no sex this week Aunt Flo is in town")…having said that, all I can think of when I see flo in a commercial…is a Bloody Vagina…weird, yes…but someone else will now be afflicted,and probably hate those commercials as much as I do.

screw that. #1, white dress…ALL DAY!

Funny fuckin post and follow ups, nice work guys

hahahah!!! yes my suggestion made it in a post!!! i swear if i could draw i would….hopefully a Chiver out there fulfills my wishes!!! and i do expect partial credit on that plaque!

Anyone with a sense of style agrees with you. Ed Hardy sucks.

I swear… that scar on her lower back looks like a bullet wound. What else could make a scar like that? Tramp is living "in the hood" getting shot, and wearing Ed Hardy.

BECAUSE she was wearing Ed Hardy ?

manky, isn't it?

Or, in this case, Ed Scardy…

looks like a bag of doorknobs from here

It's called cancer, that scar is from the removal of a growth. Very common amongst beach girls.

Sarah Palin looked a hell of a lot like Marcy Darcy back in the day

Sarah- I'd do her 7 days a week, and twice on Sunday.

Or Impalin' Sarah

Does it feel better to know that little douche has a tiny penis?

Sorry Chivers, it's coon vs coon and friends, dunno wtf lol (just thinking welcome to facebook) good one btw, wtf is wrong with my keyboard.

you just ear-bombed the whole internet!!!

You win this cookie filled with tiny internets.

I didn't know Justin Bieber was a lesbian looking lustfully at girls like that

Welcome to the best 6 minutes of my internet day Will. Be sure to read the fine print if you ever submit a pic. Here's the latest "Terms of uploading photos:" thing. God love them.

"Rober Media LLC has the right to edit and/or alter any submission. Rober Media LLC reserves the right not to use the submission at all and/or to use as much or as little of the submission as it chooses.

All photos Rober Media deems boring, stupid, redundant, unoriginal, and not funny, we reserve the right to throw darts at them until we get bored.

Lisa edit-a bunch of legal crap

Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.

Rober Media not only owns the rights to any photos you upload, but also owns the rights to your mom. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your mom, and any claim you or your family may have on her, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from Rober Media. In the event your dad or your mom's parent(s) intervene and claim joint-ownership of your mom, Rober Media reserves the right to bitch slap them and give all parties Justin Beiber haircuts. If, upon receiving your mom, she attempts to leave theChive's kitchen, where she belongs, she too will be given a Justin Beiber haircut."

So if you're the oldest, and you like being "Will", you better make damn sure your pics are funny. Welcome to the Chive. lol

…and it's right where you think it is…

Completely staged, but yeah. (real windows would shatter glass, not be so easily pushed out.)

Lol!

Don't feel bad – you'd get over it just like I did when banging your mom. I only quit hitting that cause I discoverd her birth canal was a portal for escaping retards.

Next time you try to call someone dumb for drinking something, make sure you say the right drink. She is holding a Mike's Hard Lemonade, not a Smirnoff Ice.

She isnt drinking anything at all. The cap is still on it. But I agree with her being dumb, especially because she had the need to include that in her picture.

Fake, but funny