Daily Afternoon Randomness (36 Photos)

  • tobias

    I know that feeling, that moment when a chick near you bends over and you catch a boob shot out of the corner of your eye. Boobs out of nowhere are the best boobs

    • http://yourmomma.com Mook

      Corner of your eye? What are you gay? Stare at that shit. Even after she smacks you.

      • flenin

        USUALLY boobs out of nowhere are the best boobs
        …but when that fat guy turns round you really know its all gonna go downhill

  • jake

    Usually, the last photo of the 'Randomness' is the best. I think John knows this and just decided to troll us today

    • uber guy

      and I think that team has stuffed their spandex, trolling the spectators

      • doby

        a troll within a troll. the Inception of blog posts

        • http://twitter.com/thefixisin @thefixisin

          we need to go deeper.

          • matt

            thats what she said.

            • Poopslikelittlebunny


    • Edzone

      You're just jealous of what they're packing, and you know it.

    • nomyia

      I don't mind at all 😀

    • Spiruina

      It is the best.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I just might be straight now. But my issue is what has them all riled up…each-other?

  • rorhoshots


    • andy


    • IdoitFTW

      Wow they actually put a picture of Steve Martin on a Leslie Nielsen tribute.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1128575238 Jesse Waters

        That person should die. A slow painful death.. How can they insult him like that??

        • Question

          Who's being insulted: Leslie Neilson or Steve Martin?

    • BWR

      Extreme Fail

    • Colin

      Yea seriously wtf is that supposed to mean? This better be some deep inside joke and someone didn't seriously mess up that bad.

    • mike

      pretty sure that is steve martin

    • bodhi1990

      it's called trolling, and you just walked under the bridge

      • mcmguy

        It's still an EPIC fail!!!!!!

    • showtownman

      Big, big time fail. Guess somebody needs to tell Steve Martin he's dead.

  • chrisdg74

    Damn Amy Winehouse is scary.

    • jwwiggles

      Zombie scary.

      • Bill

        You mean she's NOT a zombie?

    • Anonymous

      Damn your comments are obvious and add absolutely nothing to the discussion.

      • chrisdg74

        Well, it obviously piqued your interest enough to take time out of your busy day to comment. Also, I would say the +32 pretty much nullifies your argument. Be gone.


    #3. reason #97 to never trust a bitch

  • GTO

    I guess Poland IS good for something

    • Jake

      That's one of the reasons.

      • reesty


    • Nazi Germany

      Other than getting invaded.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        she can invade my poleland.
        She can polish my…nevermind.

  • bbbutter

    holy shiz this was a good one

  • Atomatodd

    Now I know why they drink so much beer in Newcastle.

  • Del

    9? WTF?

    • james

      if we have to explain it to you…

  • damon

    She's all wet! somebody let her in!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Will Ferrell is sporting a SICK ASS "Hang Ten" shirt….from their casual line!!

  • Oscar

    that's steve martin… and it's not funny.

    • jory

      I actually laughed out loud

      • mark

        I think if a photo makes think 'wha- wait a minute (scrolls back) ahhh' it did its job. I lol'd. the chive's just trolling people today

    • mike

      Fuck r ppl stoopid….it is a joke. Steve was doin' the same kinda thing in the 70's. When he sees this he will shit himself laughing

    • Amanda

      ahahaha, are you serious? It's amazing.

    • Bella Valentino

      seriously! I learned the banjo because of Steve Martin, any idea how hard that is to do in California? I agree with you 100% Oscar……NOT FUNNY CHIVE GUYS (love ya though Chive guys.)

    • Duke

      Martin's looking more and more like WC Fields – and isn't 1/10 as funny.

  • Jay

    is the one on the far left on 31, the stay puff marshmellow man?!?!?

  • NoWay Jose

    I really did not need to see #36.

  • MigraineBoy

    After seeing #31 I've never been so glad that Great Brittain is an Island.

    • Edzone

      We can still get free tickets to America by entering Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

      • Anon

        Both of whom are Geordies, though not the best, that award goes to wor Jimmy Nail/Ross Noble

    • Finn McCool

      Im guessing you mean Britain, not Brittain ……..

  • Big Los

    The hat the girl in #31 looks like it reads marine, but for some reason, I feel like it should really say "Stay Puft"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #8 For when you want to stick your wand in her Deathly Hallows

    • Edzone

      When you want to Slytherin her Horcrux, finish off by apparating all over her Hufflepuffs.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        When you take your Womping Willow to her Forbidden Forest.

        • ATouchofInsanity

          Ah…nothing like puns to make reading the books more enjoyable. Now I'll never stop giggling…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I knew i shouldn't have gone to the movie with you.

  • Alice

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't #9 Steve Martin?

    • paul

      /facepalm, Alice

    • Garsh

      No it's Harrison Ford.

  • Moop

    I don't get the Steve Martin bit

    • Mark

      lemme help. there are two types of people, those who get that joke, and those who don't

      • http://yourmomma.com Mook

        And no one is the later type.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1109381946 Daniel Patrick Scannell


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1353938956 Austin Paine

    33 has always been on my bucket list!

    • Ballzonya

      I've always wanted to see how fast I could drive down Lombard.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        Middle of the night it's pretty deserted. You should give it a shot.

        • Benny

          Just keep an eye out for all the Prius drivers out there, especially in SF. Seriously, those hybrid/electric cars can sneak up on you.

  • thomas

    for those of you who don't get #9 you're probably new to the chive. Welcome!

    • hulkputcardinwallet

      When did FARK take over the Chive? The RIP meme is so lame please do not start it here.

  • Mike Montel

    #31- that's an awesome stay-puft man costume!

  • mike montel

    damnit! should've read the comments before i posted. thought i was being funny… fml

  • http://www.facebook.com/silaw89 Simon James Law

    31. I am so very very glad that I live no wear near New Castle. Although stupidity, slutty and desperate are international. However it is extra funny since one is dressed as the stay puft marshmallow man.

    • napamamascribe


      • AnyoneForCoffee


        No comments on the girl on the right of 31?

        Mine?……."AAAAARGH!!! MY EYES!!!! AAAAARGH!!!!"

    • Rick

      id do them all

  • The Lonely Virgin

    Everyone on The Chive is a faggot.

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