Daily Afternoon Randomness (42 Photos)

  • paul master

    lip biting is sexy as hell

    • yes sir

      I'll Drink to that and that ass in the last pic.

      • still drinking

        oh and girls in Santa suits

    • bob

      Hell YEAH it is hands down!

    • http://twitter.com/Suburbsexaddict @Suburbsexaddict

      She can bite my lip too while she's at it

    • Mandrill

      And three years ago, some dumbasses were saying the same thing about duckface. Stop the posing and just fucking smile.

      • Rangerdanger

        Lip biting sends an entirely different message than that god awful duckface, and its message is sexy as hell.

        • Al Bondigas

          lip biting is the polar opposite of the dreaded duk yuk

    • Phondo

      Like most things, lip biting is sexy if the girl is sexy.

    • Unwavering

      Fuck yeah it is!

    • Tim4290

      I have to agree.
      Lip biting is like the girl of your dreams and duckfaces are like.. well… douchebags1

  • tulaneo

    i really enjoyed reading all the chive comments yesterday from the people who thought the chive had accidentally killed Steve Martin. The chive was just trolling you, of course.

    • yoselahonda

      He might as well be with how bad he bombed last week.

  • Autlin

    I went to Japan once on business. I turned on the TV at my hotel room for 20 minutes, then turned it off and sat there in silence, horrified

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1764864971 Taylor Blissett

      When I was I visited Chicago two years ago I watched some Japanese TV. I still have no idea what the fuck I was watching.

    • Mad D

      Know you know how foreigners feel when they come over here and see Jersey Shore on TV.

      • Cudaman

        Spoken err written like a true Jersey Shore cast member.

    • ricky grassley

      i am stationed in japan i have been here for 2 years.. The TV scares the living shit out of me!

  • Kawz

    #3 Would be a lot cuter if she wasn't wearing that retarded Christian ring.

    • Anonymous


      • DaddyD

        How can people be thumbing this down? It is funny as hell!!

    • Lower Case T

      How dare you!?!? That is not a Christian ring! That is just a lower case 't'.

    • atomotodd



      what dude wants a chick that has promised no fun until marriage…not I

      • CDR B.

        Hey clueless…looks like a wedding band to me. Ring finger, left hand. Time for a cranial rectal extraction!

        • IRIEWAY

          Hey mongoloid…look it up. Purity ring…worn on the ring finger. A promise to not hump until marriage.

          • Anonymous

            Correction, dry-humping is still allowed, I believe.

            • maybe

              Anal doesn't count…at least that's what I tell them afterwards.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000546814222 Zachary Howell

                I think it's hot as hell.
                What could be better than making the beast with two backs with a sexy "pure" christian chick.

    • smartguy47

      Yes, because Heaven forbid someone in this world actually has respect for herself. And we wonder why there are so many disillusioned young girls giving themselves away in bars and clubs.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah, and I'm sure you don't ever rub one out, oh high and mighty.

        • smartguy47

          I'm surprised at how entirely you missed my point.

      • SeaBassEX

        i must find these bars and cubs you speak of . . .

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000546814222 Zachary Howell

        And God bless those poor misguided girls.

      • camjansen

        Yeah obviously you HAVE to be a Christian to not be a whore.

    • Randy

      I think she's cute as hell, regardless of what type of ring she has on. It's a picture of a girl on the internet who wouldn't sleep with you, regardless of her moral or religious beliefs.

      • Whubbsie

        I'm pretty sure a rather large pecentage of the pictures of girls (cute or not) on the internet, are pictures of girls that won't sleep with you, I don't mean that hashly its just fact…. for every bloke here.. 😦 I made myself sad now.

    • Duder

      You don't realize that when her hands are at her side the cross is upside down. She is really a satanist. Do you approve now?

    • George

      Yeah, everyone loves to make fun of the "purity ring" and how they shouldn't rule out whoring themselves around for a while. Right up until you ask them about their own daughter…

  • porrage

    i can't decide if 40 or 42 is the best photo ever

    • Anonymous

      If you have to decide between a photo of an amazing ass, or a photo of four dudes, I have some bad news…

      • therewasshrinkage

        if you call picture 40 a "photo of four dudes", i have some bad news, you dont get music, awesomeness, and the epicness that was the Beatles

        • Unwavering

          As awesome as the Batles are, that ass wins hands down. I think they'd understand.

          • its_forge

            Half of 'em maybe. George's women were always the very pinnacle of gorgeousness and Ringo is STILL married to Barbara Bach, who STILL looks maahhvellous, but John dumped a fashion model to marry Yoko and Paul married Linda and then that insane bowser Heather Mills. Half the Beatles couldn't tell a hot chick if you hit them with one.

  • nathan

    lip biting is infact the "good twin" of the two. duckface being the evil, horrible, ugly, uncool twin

  • lovethemo

    Lip biting FTW!!!! 42 will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine… Thanks and sorry Rick.

  • Claire

    Lip biting, I think, is really hot. Of course if they are doing it right..I've seen some pictures where it just makes them look ridiculous. ^.^;

  • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

    #31, I'm all for lip biting, in fact I think it's pretty hot.


    ok…where is Ashton Kutcher cuz I feel like I'm getting punked!
    How many damn times are they going to repost #1???
    I can understand a repost comes about every few months…but I have seen that damn elf shitting at least 3 times this week

    • peohs

      Thank you.

    • lonin

      You're bitching about one picture in a post full of awesome. If it was mankok you'd have grounds for complaint, sadly you just sound like a douche.

    • SeaBassEX

      'Tis the season dude

      • schango

        yeah, really, where is your Christmas spirit?

  • Guest

    Yes I agree. More lip biting please!! Big fan of lip biting here, big fan.

  • I am butt a fan

    #42 Well played sirs. Well played.

    • Phondo

      Everyone needs to stop saying this.

      • Aldimus


  • atomotodd

    You present a strong argument for Israeli girls. Too bad Israeli's tend to be obnoxious assholes.

    • Ballzonya

      Try working for one…it sucks

      • SeaBassEX

        Been there, done that, shall never do it again.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Try *being* one. Ugh, it's the worst.

        • MacNCheese

          nononononononononono!!! Try working for a palestinian! Their blood pressure shoots up fast enough from even a mouse fart, you'd think they were on crack!

  • 123roasthim


    Absolutely Epic Randomness.

  • Pouet

    9 is Remy Gaillard, this video is cool.

    • Prout

      It's 8 –!

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      9 is a good doggy!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

      C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui :p

  • Anonymous

    #38 Certainly got me in the (Christmas) mood.

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Rainbow Brite tushie FTW!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    nope……'Merica women are still #1!!!!!!

    • silly boy

      It's spelled 'merkin

  • jabroni

    Thumbs for Christian girls!………..>


      Thumbs for Christian girls!………..>
      Translation: Thumbs for Christian girls that tell you they won't give it up till marriage.
      BOOOOOO! Waste of time

      • Guy Incognito

        Thumbs for Christian girls that crack under pressure and give it up!
        Translation: Not feeling guilty for it.

  • String

    Number 9 … good doggie!

  • Putz

    #31 Lip biting is totally acceptable in my opinion

  • Yourfreakindaddy

    42 is very Niiiiiice!

  • mtpuckhead

    Holly forty-fappin-two!!!

  • Dlaka

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rainbow butt

  • BongPimper

    Lip biting is what my ex did when she was horny. So I like it

    • Catence

      I do the same thing, so hopefully you guys like it.

      • lonin

        It's like sexy chivettes every time you post.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Nels0nCosta Nelson Costa

        you could submit a pic. we'd love to see that 😉

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

        me too :$

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319192166 Dayna Vaughan

        who cares if they like that you bite your lip. You must have daddy issues, with all the attention you crave.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury


  • Don Rickles

    fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap……..

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