• Roscoe


    • yaneverknow

      I gave you a thumbs up more for not saying 'first' than funny.

  • thomas



    that kid is my hero

  • mr. douche


    • yup

      Yes, you are one. (In loving memory of Leslie Nielsen)

    • Why Not?

      go back to Reddit

  • Brian

    This has made my day!

  • BongPimper

    Send them more rocks!!!

    • Spiruina

      We should all send some rocks.

  • Seems Legit

    I knew Cash 4 Gold was a farce

  • dpitty

    i wouldve paid.

  • Yourfreakindaddy


  • punch a hoe

    Mr haberny… You sir are a genius

  • Ballzonya

    Amazing! Sounds like something you would read on 27bslash6.

  • OnlyInAJeep

    Best letter ever!!!!!!!!

  • Tim


    • Deutscher

      if it were real, it would have had crease lines where they folded the letter to stuff into an envelope. also fake because no one would sign an email that he printed off (should that be anyones counter argument).

  • Lowrey

    BS… That isn't even a real letterhead.

    • Roscoe

      Who cares, it's funny. Get over yourself.

      • Lowrey

        You care.

        • PWNT

          I care that it isn't real and people act like it is. That's gay and it takes away from funny things that actually happened.

          • Jeff Aronson

            I care.

            • Anon

              How much?

              • Jeff Aronson

                Enough to write a letter, Anon. Enough to write a letter.

                • Pete Ribaudo

                  i care too.

  • Joe

    ya pretty fake

  • MattFoley

    If Glenn Beck trolls America, why can't America troll his business?

    • Fuck France

      you sir are a fucking fucktard….

      • MattFoley


        • sphincter


      • GB sucks dick.

        It's funny that you say' fuck france' when, like the french, you're a douche bag. Kill yourself asap. thanks. Glenn Beck sucks.

    • RGH


    • dragoryu3000

      This isn't Glenn Beck's thing. That's Goldline, I think. This is the exact opposite idea. Send Goldline cash, get gold. Send Cash4Gold gold, you get cash. No, it's not important.

  • angel

    althought everyone wants to be the hero and point out the obvious fact that it may be fake.. learn to live a little and fucking pretend once in a while. you cant say it wasnt funny.

    • daemon

      yes i can; it wasn't funny

      • Bost

        Then you'd be wrong sir!!

  • tst4eko

    That letter is FULL of win!

    • top dog

      I thought the guy that sent the rocks was full of win, Mr. Haberny.


    the funniest thing ive seen in the past 500 hours

  • NotaTrap

    I'm just happy to see that "ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session"has finally made it's way into America's lexicon. 'Bout damn time folks.

  • chrisdg74

    "ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session." – I bet he's got some great pickup lines.

  • Bob

    Funny! Those sites always rip you off, gold is always worth much more than they give you.

    • yup

      Not only websites, I asked a goldsmith a while back what he would pay me for my 10 g of almost pure gold. That's approximately 1/3 of an ounce, which was at around 1000$ back then. The offer was laughable, I kept the gold.

  • goposaur

    well deserved.

    Well done sir. Well done.

  • atomotodd

    I have a surplus of rocks and gold paint. Now I also have something to do tonight.

  • Gandalf..

    ahh trolls…

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