Daily Afternoon Randomness (41 Photos)

  • Nick

    #39…DAYum. Hell yes I would.

    • KWGVMI

      I'm with you!

    • vindi

      I'd hit that like a retard with a new drum!

    • pip

      good god yes!

      • Htownpunk

        Yes for now, but she's going to cross the feminine/masculine line very soon if she's not careful.

        • Gwintro

          I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit

          • kaveman4130

            hey pass that

          • DaddyD

            This is funny? Why are people thumbing him down? Maybe you're laughing so hard you hit the wrong button?

            • NotAFan

              Maybe its cuz this isnt Break.com

    • Optimus Subprime

      She'd look like a Krispy Kreme inside of minutes… literally, unfortunately

    • Shiyan

      I would and then some more and then some more and more and more….you get the idea.

    • Jay

      Without hesitation!

    • Dave

      #39 Hell yeah!

    • Nolok

      yes, but her body proportions look somewhat odd.

    • Shogun

      Why even ask

    • For Realsies

      She is a little manly thick in her legs for my tastes…

  • DOCK

    #39 F@CK YES

  • belloscemo


    • DaddyD

      Chive … for your next act, anyone who includes "first" in a post should automatically generate a photo of a douche.

  • Avi

    #39 I Would

    • U.K.


    • schnizz

      whatever u do, dont go down on this chick…she'll crush ur head like a grape

  • Thud

    First. Yes I would. That is all

    • Dave

      You'd bang freaky Christmas tree chick?

  • marshall

    What the $%@# is with the publix subs? They're not that great.

    • hight times

      you have to be high to understand that munchie!

    • Optimus Subprime

      Oh yes they are you boy

    • Nolok

      Marshall, if you had had one you wouldn't be saying, "they're not that great."

      • fibonacci5150

        get teh cheese steak on multi grain I'm bout to go do that shit right now, who's with me

    • will

      BULLSHIT, technically you are correct though, they are not great, they are super-mega-tongueorgasma-delicierotic.

    • Mondo

      The bread they use is the best of all subs I have ever eaten.

      • anally

        You guys are gay. If you are going to the Publix deli, get fried Mardi Gras wings like a man.

        • its_forge

          Mardi Gras wings are roasted. And I would eat them like the Tasmanian Devil ripping through a piece of countryside, they are so tasty, except they're really salty and I'd stroke out. ::sigh::

  • PewPew

    #19 I am pretty sure Chris Hansen is knocking on my door. I will let him in, in a couple of more minutes.

    • GMO

      #39 OMG yes!

    • guest

      No Magness is bliss…

    • Shogun

      Whoever this peter parker of volleyball is please continue to deliver

      • SignIsNigh

        HAHA that had me laughin

    • RGH

      Thank you Will!

    • do it

      #19 looks like it came from the local middle school vball team. gross. #39, now that is nice!

    • John

      She is perfectly legal. San Diego Mesa College

  • ian

    #36 Is it just me, or has everyone ignore her duck face? I will say it is subtle.

    • bbbutter

      don't care…she is hot

    • Ron

      Was just thinking the same thing. There had better not be duck face in that feature post.

    • walkingdeadonline

      Good call on that. I don't know how I missed it.
      It's like some optical illusion or something.

    • Padgo

      who cares, so hot

      • darthvehder

        Shes hot. But i hate that she says "prolly not on that sexy list". It's the exact same situation where skinny girls post pictures of themselves on facebook and say "omg so fat"

        • http://www.facebook.com/marcos.haubert Marcos Haubert

          better than her posting and being like "put me on that sexy list" and looking like a stuck up bitch though

    • Gil

      Good call i missed that too

    • Doug


    • http://thomasjohnpowers.tumblr.com/ Tom Powers

      NOPE! She's PERFECT!

    • Anon

      She's a hot gamer. I'll allow it

    • Whubbsie

      it was forgiven for only being slight and she's wearing a mario brother shirt….and she's hot…

    • DragonDeity

      Its not a duck face, she was blowing me a kiss ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Kyle

      What she is doing is what other duckfaces are TRYING FOR and FAILING AT.

      Sexy pursed lips.

    • its_forge

      That's not duck, that's pursed lips, biiiiiiiiiiggg difference.

  • jimbo

    #33 I lived across the street from Publix in college – I devoured a ton of those subs. Good call, and chive on

    • Yourfreakindaddy

      Publix is the shit!

    • Eric

      Publix rocks so hard. Go go Southern-US Chivers ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Jay

        I moved to Mississippi and this one of my most missed passions! I PUBIX SUB IS THE SHIT AND THEN SOME!!!!

        • DNC

          They have the Best Subs!! Publix is awesome!

        • workin_donkey

          Did brotha just say Pubix…like pubics….I think I just found a hair in my sammich…

          • McBeastie

            don't quit your day job.

    • Brianna

      Publix subs are so wonderful, Chive on.

    • nadaone

      As awesome as this is, # 34 is more

    • McLovin' It

      couldn't agree more with #33. the only thing that would make it better is if #34 brought it to me after sex

    • Smoke20

      I live in Massachusetts and travel to Florida 2-3 times a year. I always hit up Publix for their Cuban Sandwich. mmm good.

    • Jason

      I'm from Toronto and have an uncle with a place in Boca Raton…My favorite thing about visting Florida is those kick ass Publix subs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

    I think cats make up 10% of the internet followed by porn @ 90%

    • 2drunk2fuck

      there were cats in this gallery? hmm, didnt notice

  • Zenbaas

    #41 Face ๐Ÿ™‚

    • broooooo

      please find her chive

    • Jon

      Those are some beautiful eyes.

    • The Burger King

      She is stunning

    • bob

      need more posts with beautiful eyes

      • sarah

        great idea actually!

  • dudi

    #39 fap-fap-fap-fa… aahhhhhh. already did.

  • MattFoley

    Um… I'd rather #14

    • Lau

      C3P Babe and R2D Damn!!!

    • Rabbit

      Stormtrooper: these are the droids we're looking for.
      Darth Vader: did you find the location of the droids?
      Stormtrooper: umm, no Lord Vader. we're still looking for it.
      Darth Vader: your lack of exploration disturbs me. …wait a minute, I sense a disturbance in you. Are you with the droids?
      Stormtrooper: no Lord Vader.
      Darth Vader: my senses are correct, you do have the droids, in bed. guards, seize him. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

  • Bill Cartwright

    #39 Yes but lay off the leg press.

    • ThisGuy

      Don't be upset if she can lift more than you….just appreciate ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Bill Cartwright

        I (having been with alot of chicks that play soccer) appreciate greatly toned legs. Not legs that could pass for macho man randy savages in his prime…….That is all.

    • Popsicle Pete

      But imagine those things wrapped around your head… I'm in.

    • mememe

      even if caught in the leg press..
      pain don't hurt

    • TZJ

      Chun Li

  • no lies here

    # 16 does not look that good in real life. google dat shit

    • The_Gypsy

      You sir are a liar! Best ginger ever!

    • joeoby78


    • lonin

      Still not a real ginger anyway

  • R. Wiggum

    Keeping my fingers crossed for Jessica. Normal girl Chivettes are the best. 100 points for being a gamer girl.

  • steve

    39 and 41, jus gimme the chance

  • An Englishman

    #39… Fuck Yeah I would!

  • Grodon

    #39 Silly Chive. Don't post rhetorical questions. Any guy who wouldn't is queer. Even straight girls would….

    • misschris

      Why, yes I would! Jeez, I need to get to they gym… cuz that's SEXY!

    • Pinky

      I'm a straight girl, and fuck yes I would

  • MattFoley

    btw, thumbs up for the afternoon randomness finally going back to the 3-4 PM timeslot ———->

  • Anon

    If you need to ask, your probably gheyheyhey —> #39

  • Bob a Louie

    #30 Find her please

    • stafferty

      Christina Cuenca, she was the 2006 Miss Louisiana.

    • Niudgc

      I'm pretty sure she's not real, in fact I'm pretty sure it's a manikin.

    • llano

      Whenever I fastforward through commercials I always stop here for a few seconds.

    • Zebulon

      Heh, yeah there was a post about this chick already, I think.

    • http://www.facebook.com/FILUPJ Philip Waters

      I love #30 keep trying to record the commercial

      • do it

        haha, at least im not the only one. id probably last as long as that commercial if i ever saw her in person.

    • mith

      #30 YES, YES it is!

  • WHT

    #23, You have no idea how much you will miss it. Stay as long as you can.

    • no lies here

      agreed, i stayed for 6 years. if you count summer school it was more like 10

    • B. Madison

      Billy Madison said it best (while shaking a fat kids face)
      "Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it! "

    • FuckOff

      …….and then get an apartment there and a job close by and stay as long as you want. I think I've let on too much about my own life here ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Dan

    Volleyball shorts should be theChive's mascot #19

    • mith

      you have one vote here…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    #4 That's just a nice way of saying, "You're too fat."

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