Mug shots fit for a….well nobody, really (21 Photos)

  • Catence

    #12 – I truly doubt the ladies love it…

    • Benjamin Dennison

      I think he is missing the most important part of the mustache ride

    • listofdemands

      A+ Grade fuckwit….this guy is wasting our precious oxygen….

    • Debasteitor

      "I mustache you a question"

  • Mortondity


    • Gezza

      soon you will be first on the next mugshot post…

  • doofenshmirtz

    I like #17's hair…… Is that weird?

    • Lisa_Martin

      You like the half that's there or the half that's not?

    • Benny

      I like it too but I'm not sure why.

    • holy shit

      i fucking know that guy. his name is sal. he is a dirty ass punk rock guy that lives on the streets of st. pete. wow. never thought id see him again. until the chive found his busted ass picture.hahahahahahahahahaha. so much win , i cant fucking belieive it. wow. way to go chive.

  • Snicker

    Woah, that's new. Since when did pictures show up in comments

    • Lisa_Martin

      Today. It's a new handy dandy feature. 🙂 I love the chive. Y'all are just rockin the new gizmowhizbangdohickies. 😉

  • kitkat49601

    As a woman, these are FUCKIN' SCARY!!!

    • misainzig

      Good thing they don't allow criminals in the kitchen.

      • coco


    • Crystal

      As someone with eyes, these are FUCKIN' SCARY!!!

  • Mike

    So thats what happened to Fez

    • Dan

      The best part is, he actually thinks that's a good look.

    • Guz

      It'sa me!! Mario-head!!

      • Derek Niemann

        Mustache fail! He and #17 need to hook up sometime.

  • Kevrobmc

    Gotta say, first time I ever stumbled across TheChive and read the caption "Probably The Best Site In The World" I thought "Ok, optimistic much?" BUT now I simply cannot get enough of this site!! Been over a year now and I spend atleast 2 – 4 hours a day browsing through new and old posts. John, Leo and TheChive cronies, you guys deserve a Nobel Prize!!

  • tommybhoy

    How wasted must you be to get jailed wearing a shower cap???


    • RGH

      Maybe he's a surgical nurse. How drunk must you be to leave that on after work?

  • Bill

    #1 looks like Will Ferrell as Ozzy Osbourne.

    • HardCoreMike

      Dave Mustaine of MegaDeath!

      • Wolffyy

        was thinkin the same thing lol

  • Keith

    #13 – How do you plead? "Not guilty." Your shirt says otherwise.

  • mike

    #4 hahahahahaha :p

  • just-sayin'

    #16 was charged with fraud, for impersonating thumb man.

    • cheezebits

      His eyebrows are too fat, he can't open his eyes.

    • Six

      I was thinking the chicano Peter Griffin…

    • jessica

      i thought this was manny from modern family

  • Dave

    #18 what a stunner

    • Slappy

      That's the 15-year-old girl that everyone's been flirting with on Facebook.

  • chrisdg74

    #1 – Dave Mustaine's younger brother?
    #12 – I'll give them a philtrim tattoo. Bitches love philtrim tattoos

  • Nelson Costa

    #16 Damn! his head is so swollen that is covering his eyes o.0

  • Patrick

    #4 "Where's my crack…I need my crack…"

  • Patrick

    Lol meant to put #3

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  • stafferty

    #19 When we said we wanted more gingers, this is not what we meant. This is definately not what we meant.

  • ATouchofInsanity

    #12 – "The Ladies Love It"…when you grow a mustache over that tattoo…
    Or he can borrow the one from #4 's head…

    • amrith777

      Hilarious comment!! Made my morning!!

  • The Dude

    #11 is 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. Framingham, Mass. police

  • DanielB

    #19 Yosemite sam? o.O

    • zdrake13

      He reminds me of Cartman's Warcraft character on South Park.

    • Randy

      I think i saw this guy raging in the parking lot at a Panic show…

  • ihoncho316

    #16 such a shame what's happened to that little boy from Up ever since the old man passed away…

    • Awesome

      I think he ate the old man.

  • jiggles

    #8 "Wait, what do you mean I'm in jail?" (In my hillbilly voice)

    • Slappy

      "We thought you was a toad."

    • Frank

      Why yes, I am indeed a wizard.

    • Flicka

      Nah… Danny Trejo's handsome brother.

  • devailg

    #14 Wolverine's hillbilly cousin?

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