It’s going to be an AWESOME day (30 Photos)

  • Firstly

    First, suckas!

    • Ryan White

      god damn it

    • Nick

      let the man be first at something in his life..

      • LT B

        His girlfriend tells me he always cums first. That should be enough instead of this shit.

  • Frank

    Let's just put a tree right there. There we go.

  • Frank

    #9 Let's just put a tree right there. There we go.

    • ckris King

      Lets put a whole palace with all the crew workin there …..There we go.

      • Pete Ribaudo

        this new pic feature makes frank more likeable

        • Mike Khunt

          Who the fuck is Frank.?..Fuck Frank!

          • Hugh E. Rektian

            Your name just defeated the purpose of its joke. You Phail!!

    • Dozer

      It's a happy little tree Frank.

  • juice

    #27 is one scary f'ing photobomb. It is huge!

    • pity

      It's fake, albeit a great 'shop job. Like the diver swimming with the giant jellyfish pic. Still, I agree it looks awesome.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        The giant jellyfish photo is fake?!


    • Shorty

      Thats what she said.

      • guy

        thumbs up

  • Catence

    #11 – I want to play!

    • clambeater

      me too but not beer pong, wink wink

    • john dory

      custom beer pong table. gnarly!

  • anarcrust

    #7 At least you didn't burn the- Wait, you got schlitz? Way to ruin the whole damn night. Your sister would have bought Guinness…

    • alex

      More like Smithwicks

    • Steve Lee

      add some beef and you got a stew on baby

    • its_forge

      Schlitz ain't that bad, especially the way it was made back then. Sometimes you're not in the mood for a Guinness. Now if she'd gotten Altenmunster I'd have had to buy her a Mercedes.

  • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    Hey, I heard we can embed photos in comments now, C/D?

    What? We CAN? There's only one appropriate way to respond to this.


    • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

      Actually, there's probably a LOT of appropriate ways to respond to it, and a lot of INappropriate ways that would probably get me a lot more thumbs up, but all I can say to that is, "…I really wish there was a 'Haters Gonna Hate' picture for me to embed here too."

  • Blargh

    You know how you can look at something new and say to yourself, "Now THAT'S a great idea, wish I'd thought of it"? #20 is exactly the opposite of that. Have a happy cavity search!

  • ISU Birds

    #1 That's what happened to Elvis, it all makes sense now.

    • Tyler Mars

      you know what happens when you disappoint the empire……

      • Nunya bidnes

        yeah, they kill your ass on the toilet

    • Beano

      That's no Blue Moon of Kentucky.

  • Let's Go...

    Mountaineers! #11

  • BigDingo

    #25 makes me incredibly happy

    • tyquan

      Found my new iphone wallpaper.

  • Bobba Fett

    #16 Wins! Game Over!

  • tommybhoy

    #17 Will be singing/shouting that when I come home in 2 weeks! Scared of driving in snow???….GTFO my way!

  • Lightspeed

    #13, its 186, 282 mph…..

    • ryan

      No it's 186,282 mps…… jackass.

    • Phondo

      Yeah and in a vacuum….. dickweed.

    • bob

      it's meters per second mr. exact o' nada

      • Save Ferris

        Actually in meters per second it's 300,000,000 – the sign is right – 186,000 miles per second

  • AB.

    Somebody knows where the last ones (29-30) were taken ?!

  • JIm

    #19 is exactly why I don't read tabloids.

    • Lisa_Martin

      Those two magazines are actually from two different weeks. Not that it matters a damn bit. They're called rag mags for a reason.

  • chrisdg74

    #7 – Schiltz? BLEH!

  • Hwrd_Strns_Pns

    #28 …made me chuckle

    • mrnitropb

      That what she said, y'know, about your penis?

      • its_forge

        That's what "she" said about mine, thusly "huh huh, I have NO idea where you think you're going to put THAT monstrosity"

  • StarMixt

    …to boldly go where no woman has gone before…

    • amrith777

      Good one!

  • lanto13

    too bad there will only be one person sleeping in #18

    • Hez26

      u deserve more thumbs

  • BOING!

    #10 is a photoshop from 🙂

  • Chive Rocks

    Gotham gets over run as Bruce Wayne can't find the passage to the Bat Cave in time

    • gaz

      I thought assassins creed

  • The Book of Freak

    Arr Wikileaks humour… Love it!

  • Patrick

    #13 Speed of light is actually 670 616 629 mph… and #27 was totally photoshopped!

    • BoomstickBrad

      It says mps ( miles per second) not mph and that is a rounded numbers the actual mps is 186282.397.

    • trav

      it's actually 3.00 x10^8 meters per second…which is the proper term for science.

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 Gotta get them vitamins somewhere…

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