Schlitz ain't that bad, especially the way it was made back then. Sometimes you're not in the mood for a Guinness. Now if she'd gotten Altenmunster I'd have had to buy her a Mercedes.
Actually, there's probably a LOT of appropriate ways to respond to it, and a lot of INappropriate ways that would probably get me a lot more thumbs up, but all I can say to that is, "…I really wish there was a 'Haters Gonna Hate' picture for me to embed here too."
You know how you can look at something new and say to yourself, "Now THAT'S a great idea, wish I'd thought of it"? #20 is exactly the opposite of that. Have a happy cavity search!
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First, suckas!
god damn it
let the man be first at something in his life..
His girlfriend tells me he always cums first. That should be enough instead of this shit.
Let's just put a tree right there. There we go.
#9 Let's just put a tree right there. There we go.
Lets put a whole palace with all the crew workin there …..There we go.
this new pic feature makes frank more likeable
Who the fuck is Frank.?..Fuck Frank!
Your name just defeated the purpose of its joke. You Phail!!
It's a happy little tree Frank.
#27 is one scary f'ing photobomb. It is huge!
It's fake, albeit a great 'shop job. Like the diver swimming with the giant jellyfish pic. Still, I agree it looks awesome.
The giant jellyfish photo is fake?!
Bummer.
Thats what she said.
thumbs up
#11 – I want to play!
me too but not beer pong, wink wink
custom beer pong table. gnarly!
#7 At least you didn't burn the- Wait, you got schlitz? Way to ruin the whole damn night. Your sister would have bought Guinness…
More like Smithwicks
add some beef and you got a stew on baby
Schlitz ain't that bad, especially the way it was made back then. Sometimes you're not in the mood for a Guinness. Now if she'd gotten Altenmunster I'd have had to buy her a Mercedes.
Hey, I heard we can embed photos in comments now, C/D?
What? We CAN? There's only one appropriate way to respond to this.
#25
Actually, there's probably a LOT of appropriate ways to respond to it, and a lot of INappropriate ways that would probably get me a lot more thumbs up, but all I can say to that is, "…I really wish there was a 'Haters Gonna Hate' picture for me to embed here too."
You know how you can look at something new and say to yourself, "Now THAT'S a great idea, wish I'd thought of it"? #20 is exactly the opposite of that. Have a happy cavity search!
#1 That's what happened to Elvis, it all makes sense now.
you know what happens when you disappoint the empire……
yeah, they kill your ass on the toilet
That's no Blue Moon of Kentucky.
Mountaineers! #11
#25 makes me incredibly happy
Found my new iphone wallpaper.
#16 Wins! Game Over!
#17 Will be singing/shouting that when I come home in 2 weeks! Scared of driving in snow???….GTFO my way!
#13, its 186, 282 mph…..
No it's 186,282 mps…… jackass.
Yeah and in a vacuum….. dickweed.
it's meters per second mr. exact o' nada
Actually in meters per second it's 300,000,000 – the sign is right – 186,000 miles per second
Somebody knows where the last ones (29-30) were taken ?!
#19 is exactly why I don't read tabloids.
Those two magazines are actually from two different weeks. Not that it matters a damn bit. They're called rag mags for a reason.
#7 – Schiltz? BLEH!
#28 …made me chuckle
That what she said, y'know, about your penis?
That's what "she" said about mine, thusly "huh huh, I have NO idea where you think you're going to put THAT monstrosity"
…to boldly go where no woman has gone before…
Good one!
too bad there will only be one person sleeping in #18
u deserve more thumbs
#10 is a photoshop from PhotoshopContest.com
#30
Gotham gets over run as Bruce Wayne can't find the passage to the Bat Cave in time
I thought assassins creed
Arr Wikileaks humour… Love it!
#13 Speed of light is actually 670 616 629 mph… and #27 was totally photoshopped!
It says mps ( miles per second) not mph and that is a rounded numbers the actual mps is 186282.397.
it's actually 3.00 x10^8 meters per second…which is the proper term for science.
#10 Gotta get them vitamins somewhere…