When your just a huge pussy-cat, try hoverhands (17 Photos)

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Some genius actually created a site for Hoverhands.

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  • MigraineBoy

    Damn celebrities and their forcefields!

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Damn geeks and their female repellent.

    • cepelina

      hahahahhahaha lmao

  • BongPimper

    #3 just looks awkward.

    • TNK

      they ALL look awkward

    • Bob in accounting

      I would love to bring some of these guys to a strip club and buy them a lap dance to have a great laugh at their awkwardness.

      • Coons

        I think I know that guy! He's gay so that explains it.

  • niggers

    first , u jelly?

    • Spencer Thomson

      you can eat some jelly out of my ass whilst i suck your dick, bitch

      • Spencer Thomson love

        I will lover

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513577130 Andrew Ray

          get a room !

        • Donald Thump

          All of you are fired!

  • Onlunch

    I think #9 creamed his jeans

    First

    • Lisa_Martin

      Thumbs down for sneaking the first in there…just above the pic. Firsty attempters suck rotten donkey balls. I do think you're right about the condition of his shorts tho.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

        you snuck 1st in there twice. 1st to rage about 1st on this forum. sucking rotten donkey balls yet?

    • WOW

      I almost died laughing when I saw this one (ROFLMAO)

      • kitkat49601

        I had to laugh when I saw it too! The look on that poor kids face! He probably had a boner…he looks scared.

        • Vincent

          This one just looks like they took the picture too soon. Kid was surprised and had a delayed reaction. By the time his brain unfroze and he moved his arm, they were taking the picture.

          The rest are posed pictures, they should have had plenty of time to get the hands in place and not look awkward.

  • Bubbafat

    Shouldn't it say "When you're a huge pussy, try hoverhands"?…

    • Gregg

      ah, you beat me to it.

      at least im not the only grammarfacist around these here parts.

      • Lance

        I'm with ya, Gregg. It's just not that difficult.

        • pat

          your/you're – I got that shit right when I was 8.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1781659018 D.j. Olson

      Good call on the your/you're Bubbafat.

      Gregg – call yourself a grammarfacist, but the capitalization in your post is, um, lacking?

      Just sayin'…

    • Justin

      I am gay and should be working right now

    • Marcus

      It does, look at the URL. I believe the chive changed it.

  • Its-a me, Mario

    Some people just cant catch a break.

  • SpRoUsA

    #13 – I know her…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1506462155 Dan Crowley

      You have quite the large Adam's apple.

    • Sam K

      You are that guy

    • just-sayin'

      are you talking about the girl in the underwear, or the pussy in the black tshirt?

    • jstave

      Why is she in a bikini at church?

      • dooder

        I accidentally thumbed this down instead of up so I will just say it. That's exactly what I thought!

    • Jonny

      No you don't

    • silkystealthsurgeon

      somehow i recognise the guy but i havent a clue how!

      • What?

        I'm pretty sure this picture is from beauty and the geek. Don't ask how I know that…

        • ambam

          it is beauty and the geek… not a church.

          its a big house in cali.

          what a great show that was. miss it.

  • Big Wang

    Speaking as an Asian, it's not considered polite to actually touch a girl who's not your girlfriend or relative. I think my brethren above can be excused.

    • stafferty

      Only 2-3 of the guys are Asian. The rest are just geeky white guys.

    • dainz303

      If you were really Asian, your name would be Tiny Wang, so I don't think you know the culture at all.

      • Big Wang

        While it is true Asian penis is smaller when flaccid, the erected length is pretty much the same all over the world when it comes to getting the job done. Eskimos have the smallest ones out there due to how cold their environment is.

        • ----

          hands on penis research?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513577130 Andrew Ray

          wow!

    • Erik von Markovik

      Silly Wang, you know I dont speak Asian.

  • Kyle

    Holy crap…. Now I have to look through all my pictures to see if I've EVER EVER DONE THIS.

    • el dooderino

      That's kinda sad actually. I can say without a shred of question that I have never done that unless for some reason or another I was having my picture taken with a female jabba the hut. And I don't remember that ever happening so, I guess I was always a "hands on" kinda guy.

      • CreepsAreForKeeps

        So basically, you have only ever been in photos with fat chicks. "Hands on" yourself.

    • Beano

      Sorry Kyle, but if you have to check then you already know the answer.

  • jstave

    They must be thinking "I'm not worthy!"

  • Rainier

    #9 FTW!!!

    • Stardust

      I rarely laugh out loud at anything on the internet, but this one did the trick.

  • somethingcreative

    #3 is rockin HAWT…the girl of course…

    • somethingcreative

      lol I meant #10

      • Rich

        Agreed…it's Selena Gomez and she needs her OWN gallery!

        • its_forge

          She has a certain je ne sais quoi when she's not all glammed out and got ninety thousand dollars worth of makeup, costume and lighting on her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Vogel

    *you're

    • jonathan

      thank you for pointing that out!
      also, i had no idea hoverhands was such an epidemic.

    • usernamebiff

      thank you, your the best

  • dubya

    #9…. And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!

  • Rip29

    I think I have this all figured out……They are hand models and they don't want to ruin their money makers, even the slightest change in weight on those hands can ruin someones career.

  • Dedrick

    I gotta at least give these guys credit for knowing (or at least believing) that these chicks don't really want these guys touching them. But agreed – #9 is too freaking funny – like something short circuited in his brain or something.

  • Del

    #11 She was seriously a trooper for taking all those damn pictures…

    • busted

      Kid on the right would have hoverhanded, but….

      • just-sayin'

        awkwaaaaaaaaard….

    • Nolok

      If i left my house dressed like the kid on the left I would not hesitate to put my hands on people.

      That actually sounds kinda creepy, but its the best way I can think of saying it.

    • TheChiveSucks

      who is she?

      • Vincent

        Summer Glau http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1132359/

        Mainly, you would have scene her in Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and/or Dollhouse.

        If you looked up "cute thin girl kicking the crap out of everyone", her picture is probably there.

        • its_forge

          "Earthbound incarnation of Kali the Destroyer."

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    for god sake … grab us with will and power!! be a man!!^_^ lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513382328 Marco Allende

      god love you diana.

      • Jimmy Jack

        Diana summed it.
        Chicks think the hoverhand is pathetic.
        Grow a pair and be a man.

    • top dog

      Thats what I'am talking about.

  • rawnoyz

    the best thing to do is throw up a peace sign or the rocker sign while leaning on the chics shoulders or wrapped around the waist.. it keeps it less awkward if u feelin like a pussy.. i've done it.. hahaha

  • Jazmondo

    The chick in #16 looks like she has a rockin body

    • GTO

      nice rack even w/o bra.

      /bait

      • do it

        yes yes. i say the chive has a mission to find this girl in about two years time.

      • its_forge

        There may be a shelf bra involved there although the young lady is about 15 and gravity pretty much ignores women below 30…

  • feklar

    #12 I would have a big red palm print on my face from trying to cop a reach around. Just goes to show you that Nickelback fans are gay.

    • Anonymous

      Double-douche points!

  • hovering hand

    haha love the hoverhand

  • Anon

    You're – jeeez how hard it is to learn the difference? It's your first language ffs!

    • IJ Kelly

      Exactly!

  • Guest

    I wonder if some of the models/actresses tell people not to actually touch them (I wouldn't blame them at Comic Con). I was at a trade show recently for and took a photo with two booth models to send to my friend who is a carpenter and has to work outside in this weather. The models were scantily dressed and I wasn't sure if I should put my arms on their hips or not. Of course, because I'm not a pussy, I put my hands on their hips.

    • Bob

      Guess what? They preferred the guys that didn't.

  • Guest

    *should say "at a trade show recently for work"

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