Confucius say…(20 Photos)

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Confucius say: Man who sit on toilet … is high on pot.

idk, the winnie the pooh one made me lol.

More true words have never been spoken +15

#2

AHAHAHAHAHAH thats fu**in hilarious!

cept it would be pweeze in Confucius dialect

looooool very funny xD

20-TMNT

A bird in the hand

Could be very messy.

Man who run in front of car get tired…
Man who run behind car get exhausted….

woman who flies plane upside down
has hairy crack up.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers

Man who stand on toilet, Is high on pot!

He who go to bed with itchy butt
Wake up with smelly finger

best is #15

House with red light over door…not always Communist Party headquarters

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#1 should read: man want sexy chivettes, must be patient!

Man who go to bed with itchy butt

Wake up with smelly fingers

good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl was funny as fuuck!!

#15 is so true!

Confucius says:

He who stands on toilet

Is high on pot

#14 and #15 made me laugh the hardest. The ninja turtle reference in #20 was just awesome!

Its ingenious but I dont like it

John – make it idiot-proof and somewhere they make a better idiot..

Confusious – That would be china..Where everything's made…