• Firstly

    First, suckas!

    • MigraineBoy

      See? That's why you shouldn't do crack during pregnancy.

    • RobotLegs

      Firstly is our own little Chive "first post machine", just think of it as a robot. Anyone who's been on here any time at all knows that it is going to post "first" at every opportunity. Why continue to thumb it down?

      • first of all

        its not the same person r-tard

    • Wikiwhore

      your douche rating checks out fine sir…no go get your f@ckin spray tan-

    • Donald Thump

      Firstly…YOU'RE FIRRRRRRED!!!!!

    • HellHath NoLife

      i know you're HHNF

  • Pedobear

    Definitely not last.

  • Josh Stone(d)

    the last gif is the best!

    • Ken

      That is what I want to do with the my bills that come in the mail. Good doggies!

    • yepANDnope

      Wrong.
      Where's Vick when ya need em?

  • blake honda

    I wish #3 was a little bit longer because the gif cut the part where he smiled to himself while the cops were trying to find the contraband. It's still fucking hilarious though as it is but it'll be better if it added that part. =)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmnUx_wNqRE&fe

  • gabe

    #8
    #9
    Ur Not Doing It Right !

  • Dea9

    #6 God must be crazy. Amazing movie!

    • BigDingo

      +

  • Paz

    Why isn't posting First considered Spam?

    • hewgdood

      and yet it's almost encouraged. "There are no posts yet, be the first one!"

  • bubblerider86

    #2 Mario kart rainbow road….Fuck yea! B)

  • The Dude

    #2 I still play the old Super Nintendo version all the time

  • ssf

    #5 Was I the only one hoping he was going to knock those douchebag sunglasses off his head?

    • ssf

      Yes you were the only one.
      Btw your sister says your dick is small and she could hardly feel it.

      • ssf

        why you rapscallion, you!

  • Sizzle

    I've never been able to figure out quite how to do #2
    Mario Kart N64 is the shit. I'll play the 64 version over the Wii version any day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    i loved #10 ^_^

    • top dog

      I'd kick their little asses for that, clean out the house and right on out to the back yard. Some of that might be bills I have to pay. Little fockers!!…..

    • Pawndo

      Bostons are the shit.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    And that is why skiers need to stay out of the terrain park.

    • yepANDnope

      douche

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Awwww, him just a little guy. I'll tell you what, after we change your diaper, I'll teach you to ride a snowboard. (yes, I'm referring to you herpANDderp)

    • kyle

      The unfortunate thing in my experience, is that skiers are the ones in the terrain park that you wont find sitting at the top waiting for others to go first. Too many snowboarders seem to have a timid tendency of getting to the park, and waiting 10 minutes before they actually start into it. I am not one of those snowboarders as I simply enjoy getting some air between my board and myself.

      • kyle

        My board and the ground rather…. "my board and myself"…. hmm, sounds like a crash waiting to happen

  • top dog

    #8 is cruel, somebody having fun at the kids expense, probably some crazy uncle with a warped sence of humor…..THAT SHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL THO!! HAAAAAhahahaha……but that is mean, man.

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  • rawnoyz

    #2 mannn.. i dunno you could do that!

    • Guest

      you didn't play it enough then haha

  • Bob

    Yay #7 happened in my country!!!! Tonnes of snow here at the moment.

    • yepANDnope

      Not your house, your neighborhood, your city, or even your STATE, but just your COUNTRY and you're that excited??

      Sure. Ok.

  • boognish

    Stupid dogs make good pets for stupid people.

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