TGIF’s!!!

See? That's why you shouldn't do crack during pregnancy.

Firstly is our own little Chive "first post machine", just think of it as a robot. Anyone who's been on here any time at all knows that it is going to post "first" at every opportunity. Why continue to thumb it down?

your douche rating checks out fine sir…no go get your f@ckin spray tan-

Firstly…YOU'RE FIRRRRRRED!!!!!

i know you're HHNF

That is what I want to do with the my bills that come in the mail. Good doggies!

Wrong.
Where's Vick when ya need em?

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and yet it's almost encouraged. "There are no posts yet, be the first one!"

Yes you were the only one.
Btw your sister says your dick is small and she could hardly feel it.

I'd kick their little asses for that, clean out the house and right on out to the back yard. Some of that might be bills I have to pay. Little fockers!!…..

Bostons are the shit.

douche

The unfortunate thing in my experience, is that skiers are the ones in the terrain park that you wont find sitting at the top waiting for others to go first. Too many snowboarders seem to have a timid tendency of getting to the park, and waiting 10 minutes before they actually start into it. I am not one of those snowboarders as I simply enjoy getting some air between my board and myself.

you didn't play it enough then haha

Not your house, your neighborhood, your city, or even your STATE, but just your COUNTRY and you're that excited??

Sure. Ok.