Hey, I’m Amazing, care for one of my business cards? (21 Photos)

first?

Very innovative!!!

third

Patrick Bateman !!!!!!!!

#13 I would be too busy throwing them at people to read what's on it

#20
Looks like an elf

#12 is the business card for Lemon Party… 0_0

oh my god…it even has a watermark…

#14 Im stealing this idea

'Good coloring….'
'That's bone'

I want a black guy to stick his thumb through #12. White guy, black dick.

the tasteful thickness of it….oh god

I kept hovering on #20, for some reason expecting it to be one of those delayed gifs….

I think Bob's real name is 'Binder Dundat'.

Debating locking myself out of my house so I can get #2's card… You think he shows up and lets you give it a try first?

I still say the "MIB" card is better.

#2 Mitnick is Awesome, that's the best card ever. seriously!!

These are awesome! haha

"Patrick?… Is something wrong?…. You're sweating."

Sat looking at #20 for agesaiting for it to move