Sex is one sexy seller (20 Photos)

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  • Finchy

    10 and 12 are epic🙂

    • Semper

      Petition to stop using the word "epic" to describe anything but poems and oceans? I've been sick of hearing about EPIC WINs and EPIC FAILs for about a year now.

      • Agree

        thank you, I agree completley! It's all anyone says, and it's getting into the main stream media…

        • Astronomical

          Totally. From now on let's use 'astronomical' instead. #10 and #12 are astronomical😀.

      • LukasS

        epic fail

      • haha

        Words evolve. Get over it. A decade ago the word 'muggle' would have had you laughed out of town.

        • FLHomesteader

          …Do you really use the world muggle in conversation?

          • topher

            Well seeing how I'm a wizard. Yes, yes I do.

        • nutnfuzz

          Never ever heard of 'muggle'…I'm 32 now, 22 a decade ago, no clue what 'muggle' is or means…

          • FLHomesteader

            I may be incorrect, but I think it's a Harry Potter reference…. SOOOOO Essentially the word muggle can indeed get you laughed out of town.

            Unless we change the context much the the dismay of Potter fans…

            Like, I need to take a huge muggle, where's the bathroom please?

            • haha

              Yes it's a harry potter reference, along with goodness knows how many. And oxford dictionary has accepted 'unfriend'. So I guess 'epic' may be going that way?

  • Semper

    I don't even know what these are advertising.

    • Mikey WINS

      Thats beyond the point! BUY THE PRODUCT AND YOU GET LAID!

  • Jaymaster

    #20 happened to me on many occasions…

    • vince

      In real life… it usually doesn't end well for the guy. Ask my brother.

    • Virginians

      you come of out of closets?

    • Sauru

      At least you admit you cant satisfy your woman

    • vince

      are you two idiots, or you don't understand written words? your attempt at humor doesn't jibe with what was actually said….

      • greg

        i think we all understand that he's comparing himself to a guy who end up having his GF/wife having sex with other people without saying anything to him, and even having to try alternate sexuality because she so desperate by her straight sex life with that she's up to anything, to feel anything between the sheets.

  • vince

    Great ads…. too bad most aren't seen in America…. we're too damn uptight for ads like #15

    • YEAH

      What is this an ad for even? regardless, its awesome!

  • stafferty

    I don't know what #10 is selling but I want 2

    • FuckOff

      Chupa Chups, they're a type of lolly pop. On another note, anyone know if those adult lego sets really exist? They look pretty friggin awesome!

      • vince

        No. You can buy plain legos by the color from many places online. Problem is, to create a 'woman' like above, you would realistically spend $500-$1000 in lego pieces. Shit's expensive.

        • top dog

          It's a lot easier to just find a real woman.

          • mememe

            or rent one for the 500 you'd be spending on lego

          • Kevrobmc

            But the Lego one you can dismantle if it gets tedious lol

    • Scarfey

      chupa chups, lollypops from spain the best lollypops ever made😄

  • nathan

    I just dremp 15 last night! CRAZY! oh wait… Germany is winning… nevermind.

  • aosux

    Um, I'll buy 1 of each

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

    #12 I will right away, but first let's get you out of those dirty clothes

    • LukasS

      Is Lynx the British version of AXE? The bottle looks exactly the same

      • JerseyBean

        yes it is

    • greg

      you're the kind of guy who's missing all the real fun by stripping the girl of all her clothes before doing anything? No doubt you'll end up being the guy in #20

      • greg

        and you won't be asked to join, but to wait outside 😀

  • Spiderpig615

    Look at your comment. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now Back to mine…Sadly your comment isn't mine. But if you stop being a pussy and become awesome like me. Your comment can resemble mine. Look up at the sky..now down at your keyboard. Where are you??? You are on the CHIVE looking at awesome pictures. Look at your jack off hand. Now back to my comment. My comment has ended world hunger. Anything is possible with being a CHIVER and not a loser. I'm on the Chive!!!

    • Popsicle Pete

      Trying to hard…

    • Anonymous

      Sorry, but your comment is too long and waaaaaaay too obvious. It is true, though.

    • FLHomesteader

      Are you high or something?

      • Spiderpig615

        yea…pretty much.

    • fng

      look at my comment then back at yours now back to mine. YOU suck!!!!!

  • Head Chef

    The wording in #17 implies that the spead of STD's is the mans fault. Must have been thought up by a woman :S Its always the mans fault!!

    • mike

      leaving STD's out
      I agree, plus guys are cleaner we can wipe our D*** Off, they cant really wipe it out!
      Think about it you can wipe pu**y off your D*** But they cant wipe dick out of there Pu**y or atleast its harder for them to clean.
      Just saying when you sleep with her your more likely to be sleeping with her past, not the same for a girl sleeping with a guy,.

      • Some Body

        Pussy, Dick…just say it! And what does wiping it off have anything to do with anything?

        • joshdyk87

          Right…you can't exactly wipe aids off of your dick.

      • DaddyD

        You better stop believing what you read on bathroom walls and learn a little about how you catch AIDS.

    • DaddyD

      A more reasonable reaction would have been "oh, this is the woman's magazine version of the ad I recently saw in Maxim that said 'Each time you sleep with her, you also sleep with her past.'" Women aren't out to get you. In fact, they are probably actively avoiding you.

      • lonin

        Good to see someone else blessed with common sense around here.

  • Displayed

    #2 #14 I have a feeling no amount of lube is going to help out there… just think of when you step on those little blocks hidden in the carpet. OUCH!

  • paulhitchcock

    Took me a couple of looks to realize that #16 and #19 are ads for bodypaint markers.

    • DaddyD

      WATER SOLUBLE body paint markers. I want to see her sweat …

  • TylerV

    • Pat Mcgroin

      You said it all buddy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    #4 i really dont know😥 help me please ^_^

    • free hands

      I'll help…

    • smartypants

      http://lmgtfy.com/ says on the sign Henry Golding "Henry is freelance presenter, host, and Emcee based out of Kuala Lumpur and features as a co-presenter on 8TV's "The Quickie", a popular live variety show in Malaysia. He is also a talent in a variety of disciplines from modeling to acting."

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

        thank you so much!😉

  • top dog

    #5 gotta be somewhere in Europe, you will never see something like this is the US, people would loose their frickin minds.

  • chris

    #15
    epic football result

  • mike

    It would be nice if these picture where bigger hard to see them

    • DaddyD

      Click on them, or scroll back up top. Either that, or put your glasses on.

  • equalizermax

    Where can I buy #7?

  • Bob

    #8 For the win.

  • magnoliafan22

    I want to jerk it with #18

  • tsukushi_

    #4 RAWRR

  • Catence

    #4. Yes please help.🙂

    • kate

      Henry Golding (says so on the sign)

      • dumbass

        Shes saying please help examine my breasts.
        She wasnt after his name, she was able to read that from the ad herself.

  • BloodScrubber

    #7 Lack of energy hell…he is trying to bite open an out of date pillow cover.

  • Bud Ugly

    I've always thought #20 was very hot.

    And #15 is, in fact, my most frequent dream.

  • Mira

    #19 did she painted her head as well, and the entire body or something ?? Or the guy with the photoshop skills wasn't so skilled.

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