• Luca Segafredo

    A brobdingnagian king !

  • jugg

    HOLEE CRAP I'm killing myself here. Chive ! Youve slayed me!

  • joshdyk87

    You know how I know you're gay?

    • Jay

      You listen to Coldplay?

    • thetech2

      bababahahahahahahahaha no really how do you know can you tell like seriously does it show how

  • Pete Ribaudo

    somewhere, carlton is green w/ envy.

    • The Dood

      HAHA! He does do the Carlton dance right at the end.

    • Joel


  • Freestyle!!

    Anyone else got a boner right now?

  • Noah

    Those double dream hands combined with the crank/stop are to die for.

  • Jman

    OMG, thats hilarious. I think ive found a new role model.

  • Stafferty

    I kinda want to go with this guy to one of those Jersey Shore style nightclubs. There is no other possibility that for hilarity to ensue. He is like the Anti-Ed Hardy Douchbag. It would be like getting fucked up with Kenneth from 30 Rock.

  • jjkrom

    keep this guy away from your 5 year old

  • just-sayin'

    i just had a dream…and yes it involved 2 hands 😉

  • OwnerOfYou

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing…

  • ihoncho316

    oh my god this is the exact routine i go through to psyche myself up all the time right before i masturbate

    • Ken

      LOL! That reply made my enduring that horrific video worthwhile.

    • Joel

      roflmao, thanks for that.

  • rawnoyz

    he said "freestyle!" and did the carlton!

  • Mark

    This guy is now at the number 2 slot, right behind Richard Simmons, on my list of people Id like to bitch slap.

  • nothingtoseehere

    Double Dream Hands… Double Rainbow… Doesn't matter what it is… when it's Gay times 2 then it wins.

  • rawnoyz

    im totally gona do this in the club one day and magically get the whole crowd in the dance floor to do it with me like some teen movie! i promise.

  • suna

    wtf was that?

  • Roscoe

    That was some kind of awesome!!! The Chive rocks!

  • Brent Hand

    I crank underhanded a lot also…

  • Jordan

    Isn't this the Napoleon Dynamite dance?

    • Mr. A

      no, I can see the confusion since they have similar dance moves

  • bob

    I'm gonna take this dance to the next level with some awesome spirit fingers when I crank it.

  • MikeK


    • Fritz

      What has been seen can not be unseen!!

  • mkloubellamy

    Could you be more gay??!!!

  • Tom

    Wait, i got lost. Is it shoulder then turn head or turn head then shoulder.

    • Joel


  • Daved

    Pedobear without the suit.

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