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December 16, 2010 |
In: Funny, WTF
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#11 Bender FTW
My real name is Bender, no lies.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oh Fry, I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Pinko commies are soooo clever.
#2 I'm running for office on this
I'm in. Where should I send my $10?
#10 is right, Jan Brewer can go fuck a cattle prod- I love Latinos and I love Burritos!
you can still get your burritos in mexico, GO BACK
stupid sign, makes us mexicans look stupid, dont be fooled, there's plenty of legal mexicans to keep making burritos. For instance i know plenty of my mexican family members who need a job and would love to work at a taco shop no problem, and are legal. Its wrong to be illegaly, i cant deny that at all otherwise i wouldnt be an mexican-AMERICAN
"Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's…….. Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue….."
Fucking bravo, man.
Yes, Yes you are awesome
sounds like your family members arent looking hard enough for that job…cause theyre obviously out there if an illegal immigrant is finding them.
You’re an idiot. Legal Americans no matter what race they are can't work for the wages that illegal immigrants work for. Legal Americans have children and spouses in this country that they have to earn money to feed. When you are illegal living with 6 guys in a one bed room apartment you have the ability to make $6 an hour and send the rest back to Mexico. Go back to your safe office job knowing that no matter what happens your job is safe from being taken from you and fuck off.
hahahahahaha so freakin true!
Yeah but there is the small matter of driving up our medical costs in the billions b/c they use the emergency room like a doctor's visit, and not paying taxes but getting government money for welfare and education that comes out of my pocket. Not to mention the war that is going on at the Texan border… but you know it's all good.
#10 i didn't know illegals were the only ones who knew how to make tortillas.
#6 made me lol
maybe their the only people that make them good.
Maybe they should make them in Mexico and sell them to other countries so they would have an economic export besides drugs and people.
Dude not cool, besides there are drugs everywhere.
Ya, but not shitty mexican drugs
I would take some crank from Cuba before I'd smoke any of that dirt weed from south of the border!
thats actually very tru, they have lots of exports they can make money off of but the country cannot get its shit together.
Possibly the best comment ever…
Wow! Bitter much?
i make um really good and im legal. hire me!
Jay leno pervert!, thats classic stuff
#14 i fail to see how this bear is gay…
His hipster stach says it all
it's the mustache
mustache makes him mexican, being just 'fabuuuuulous' is what makes him gay
or maybe its that the mustache is well groomed?
If you think you can tell a gay bear from a straight one just by appearances, you're obviously too easily swayed by the stereotypically gay bears that strut through the forest or appear in sit-coms.
Gay bears actually look like any other bears–they just like to have sex with other male bears. You wouldn't even know most of them were gay unless you caught them in the act.
#10 is kinda wrong, Its not like taco bell is gonna disappear. Aren't they all owned by white guys?
Yeah, but who is going to work there?
americans who are in need of employment
drea, if they arent already working there its because most are lazy bums who demand to be paid ridiculous amounts for simple blue collar work. instead of complaining, you should look for a job cause they are out there.
And your still an idiot. That ridiculous amount that they want is the amount needed in this country to actually take care of themselves and their families. They are not asking for paid sick leave or vacation days or paid holidays, just enough money to be able to have a life. That you call it "simple blue collar work" shows that you have not done a hard days work in your life. There is a reason that most unions have at least a four year apprenticeship. I did more math in construction then I have ever done in Finance now. Also these people who do this simple work while wanting this ridiculous amount of money are the same people building your homes, offices , shopping malls and so much else that you and people like you use with out a second thought. Do you really want your child sleeping in a 2nd story room built by a person that they found on the side of the road with no training at all and made as cheaply as possible.
The real reason why this is wrong is because food (recipes) travels. Not so much the owner of the shops, or them being white or Mexican that would make a burrito stick to one geographical location.
The real reason YOU are wrong is because the sign is funny, not serious.
But a femtrooper calling it bullshit is just full of win. I get it.
I don't think Taco Bell has real burritos. Here in Vegas we have a place called Faustos that make the BEST burritos..I see no white people working there..ever.
The moustache gives it away
#21 Pedo Bear
spent 10 minutes trying to think of something clever………cinnamon toast crunch it is!
You should have just accepted defeat and closed your browser.
#3 It's true, BTW. Jesus said nary a word about homosexuality. But he had tons to say about being rich, greedy, judgmental, selfish, war-loving and hypocritical. And yet, somehow, with twisted logic, the Right feels like it owns the Christian faith.
If you're a dude going to church to pick up another dude, I'm pretty sure you are breaking some kind of rule.
Not obeying the basic rules of public sings of affection?
actually it does say its a sin to lay with a man the way you would lay with a woman. but thats as far as that goes and who knows if the bible was just written by a bunch of narcissists who think they know everything about the story of God. I say be a good person and think for yourself
So only the things things that have been quoted by Jesus as sin in Scripture are considered wrong? Jesus didn't address every sin available, but he did confront the rich, greedy, selfish Pharisees like you said because they were leading people away from the truth, which is what people are doing when they try to profess that the Bible doesn't claim homosexuality is wrong.
Also, isn't the entire Bible the Word of God? This means that every part of Scripture is inspired by God and is as important as any other part. Therefore, Paul's words, John's words, and Moses's words are all considered to be the Word of God, not just the letters in bright red.
Yeah, I understand what you're saying — and if that's your belief, it's a matter of faith, and no one can argue it. Personally, I have my doubts about Paul. And no matter what, I won't trade Jesus for any Pauls or Johns or Old Testament guys.
Please don't misunderstand me Phondo, in no way am I equating the person of Jesus Christ with Paul or anyone else, I think Jesus is who He claimed to be, the Messiah. I was just trying to understand why people value the letters in red more than the rest of the bible, when it is all the Word of God. Does that clarify where I'm coming from?
I love how people make it out like Pharisees are horrible people. They were a competing religious sect at the same time as the Jesus sect of that time. So of course the bible portrays the Pharisees as horrible people because the Jesus sect was trying to gain power.
And why what Jesus says is so important is because he is the main pinnacle of CHRISTianity. And plus, people want to brush the OT under the rug because if you actually read it you'd see how horrible God really is.
it was Leviticus. Jesus never says anything about gay people. i base my faith based on what Jesus said , not what was said hundreds of years before he was born. yes some of that stuff is good, like the 10 commandments, but if it contradicts what Jesus says about justice, peace, forgiveness, and loving you neighbor, i dont really think its an accurate enough basis for us imperfect humans to condemn people on. saying ignorant shit doesnt help anyone get anywhere
LOL Jesus learned the law and quoted the old testament all over the place. Jesus never mentioned anything about having sex with an animal either but I think most people would conclude that it's wrong.
Fags will burn in hell! There you go. Quote that bitches!
WTF? A bunch of political correct people got infiltrated into the chive! Daaamn you wikileaks!!
so you're an expert in the afterlife are you? i didn't realize how many prophets we had these days
Well actually, if you buy into the Jesus=God, God=Jesus, Holy Spirit=God, Jesus=Holy Spirit, wacko holy trinity crud, everything that YHWH said in the OT is what Jesus said too. So all the mean stuff YHWH said, like it's ok to genocide people because they're occupying land and YHWH told his "chosen" people that they can have that land, Jesus said it too. Or, that homosexuals should be killed and their blood is on their own heads, Jesus said that too. Even though he wasn't in his physical form at the time…that holy trinity bologna is effing confusing.
Yes all of the Bible is confusing when you quote it completely out of context, regurgitating whatever professor you decided to like's rhetoric on the subject.
#2 FTW!!! oh the perils of not having enough tortillas to put the fajita mix in. makes me sad.
stay classy, knee jerk smugs
Wooo Vancouver #17 Lol iceholes
OMG LIBTARD ACTIVIST ARE SOOO CLEVER…
And there you go.
i didnt know conservatives even visited the Chive, GTFO nouu
That's fine…every group you needs a cunt. You win.
". . . every group you needs"???? You clicked Reply, had time to think about what to type, and even had time to review it before hitting "Submit Comment", and you settled on this? Yes, you truly are a Smoothtalker!
ME WANT BOOBIES!!!
Liberal fags have no jobs so they have time to protest. News at 11!
you realize that conservatives protest too. in fact they protest just as much, if not more than liberals. way to go, dumbass
I loled at #24
Haha, i read #24 in arabic and was wondering why it said McDonalds
#3 – That sign is just gay. Like rainbows.
#3 is amazing! I give props to this guy.
#23 is hilarious. i think the guy and girl in the picture are the same person
#23 I don't know why it's so funny but Jesus holding a velociraptor about made me shit my pants.
Brilliant, but how can you skip 'Iron My shirt' from the Masters Tournament. Greatest of all time.
haha yes, that was hilarious, hes still in radio, actually switched to doing sports radio now here in boston
#6 will become a classic for election season.
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