It's time to lotion up grandma and i'm first in line to touch her soft white skin.
It's not exactly safe, but it's super fun to play with your own feces while in traffic. Bottoms up!
It's my favorite when dad and I are naked fighting with grandpa.
It's just as cool when you get caught playing slow rope with neighbor hood cats.
It would be best If i didn't use the word sponge around the foreigners up stairs. Last time they snuck up on me, gased me, and let their grand parents have sex with me.
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Firstmire!!!!
It's time to lotion up grandma and i'm first in line to touch her soft white skin.
It's not exactly safe, but it's super fun to play with your own feces while in traffic. Bottoms up!
It's my favorite when dad and I are naked fighting with grandpa.
It's just as cool when you get caught playing slow rope with neighbor hood cats.
It would be best If i didn't use the word sponge around the foreigners up stairs. Last time they snuck up on me, gased me, and let their grand parents have sex with me.
Dive Drive Strive Live Chive
Dickhead.
that was very disturbing, but I must admit, i got a chuckle………..
ha.. all in all, a good use of being first.. cheeri'o
Everything I knew about houseboats was a damned lie.
theyre all pirates in disguise
MacGyver lived on a houseboat.
would give my left nut for #5, would give my right nut if Susan Coffey joined me.
Susan Coffey would not affect you in the same way if you were nutless.
well played sir……
Whats the point? then you'd have no nuts. Me, I'll keep my nuts and get em both.
Welcome to the Netherlands…
4 is definitely Amsterdam, but at least a few of these are from the US.
#20 is Miami.
i just got 1 question: how the fuck u walk ur dog?
/if you have one
You don't, you swim the dog.
You don't "walk" him… you "swim" him.
#7 looks like the Sleepless in Seattle house. …and no, I'm not gay.
I call shens…
actually, I took a vote, and you certainly are gay….
#13 definitely a super villain.
#21 Howl's moving castle? It's not even on water!!
Jolly good time until the first big storm. Then ya better know how to swim.
these must balance a little :p
I was hoping for motorboats, but the houseboats are still pretty cool!!
We I go on my next vacation I wanna stay in a boatel.
#3 looks top-heavy enough to be destroyed by wake.
I want one.
These are better than my apartment…