There are Christmas Chivers among us (41 Photos)

Let's all take a moment to recognize our awesome Christmas Chivettes who made what you're about to see possible. The response to our 1st Annual Christmas Chivers was amazing. Chivettes, thank you.

Our next 'Sexy Chivers' will go live two weeks from today. Leo, myself, Emily, Super-Hybrid, will be in Ireland for Christmas smashed to the bejesus belt on Guinness. We'll still be posting every day and we have a few special things planned next week for y'all.

Chivettes. Start getting you photos in now for 'Sexy Chivers'. Just use our handy-dandy upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Don't forget to personalize your photo. Be as creative as you like. Happy Friday, Chivers, and Merry Christmas!

- John n' Leo

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  • John

    Thank you Chivettes! And Merry Christmas to all the Chivers out there. This place is nuthin' without you guys.

    • reformed troll

      I'm thinking you should be the first to comment every time to take away from the nasty trolls out there.

      • uber

        what does trolling mean?

        • Anonymous

          What does meaning mean?

          • uber

            it means you're a tool

          • Dan

            what does meaning mean mean?

            • Anonymous

              We must go deeper…

              • pat

                thats what she said

                • MarQ

                  a comment within a comment within a dream within a tacobell within a kfc within a mall…

                  • Hawkanator

                    inchivetion

    • uber

      and thanks for saying Merry Christmas. This "Happy Holidays" stuff bull shit

      • ros

        agree

      • Displayed

        True that!! People can say whatever the fak they want. Still doesn't make an imaginary flying bearded hippie exist πŸ˜€

    • 1of those"first"guys

      u shoulda wrote first> just sayin

    • Jman

      I like your wall #15

    • Anon

      #1 made me want to click onto this page.
      #41 made it worthwhile to stick around.

    • Johan

      Dear John, please remove the word "Probably' below the logo at the top of the page. You guys rock and have earned it by now.

  • GTO

    well played, ladies. well played

    • fat fred

      Jesus some of these white girls have amazing asses…and if #11 is looking for 8 inches, I've got u covered biaaaaatch!

      • trollin

        if she lets me go twice, I have her covered……..

  • Jack I

    Oh Chive, just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber. You go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

  • darren

    The chive has just launched a Christmas Howitzer

  • MigraineBoy

    I can has #3?

    • Anonymous

      Can #3 has a better camera for Xmas?

      • jerk

        If you're hung up on the resolution of one of the hottest pics ever…..I have bad news for you.

        • Anonymous

          If you think it's one of the hottest pics ever… I have glasses for you.

          • jerk

            check the rest of the comments…..there are a lot more requests to see the chick than there are for her to get a new f'n camera, homo.

          • hmmmmmmm

            wow…..you're SUPER gay. Check the rest of the comments – how many want to see "moar" of her and how many request that she gets a new camera. In that, you will discover the true extent of your gayness.

            • aosux

              How about we agree to disagree. Or vice-versa…lets see more pics with a better camera.

    • http://www.facebook.com/eric.cholis Eric Cholis

      MOAR #3!!!!

    • reelsmooth

      Please find her

    • Replied as a guest

      Yep. Go ahead.

  • GTO

    I bet #20 is smoking hot

    • 0_o

      I second that

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1803215488 Louis Yang

      moree picturesss

    • Lemon1Zest

      hehe onizuka, well seen! i like ama~chan too.

  • Ruslan

    The Merriest Christmas Ever

  • MigraineBoy

    Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the way.

    • JerseyBean

      riding thru the snnnnnn……. ah fuck it… bewbs!!

  • rawnoyz

    ho ho ho! heeeeeeere's santa!

  • james

    #14, #15, Priceless.

    • sheriff

      #15 if one wouldn't know better, you could think they say happy birthday jesus

      • Anonymous

        Go Jesus, it's your birthday!

        • Mmm Ciao

          No, it's not. Jesus wasn't born in December.

    • Dan

      I lol'd

  • El BrandO

    Thumbs for Christmas Chivettes!

  • PAUL W.

    #11, It's about 3"

    from the ground

    • JAFitc

      . . . when he's flat on his face.

    • CDR B.

      I think he's talking about his moobs

  • Papichulo

    #5
    Michelle Rodriguez!! WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!

    • isawoj

      I love the celeb fly bys

    • drew

      not michelle

  • Mike

    #36 is beautiful. 'Regular' Chivettes rock

    • chuck

      Yes. moar Scottish chivettes..

      • Chris

        I agree 100%!

    • Amanda

      why thank you guys πŸ™‚

  • Kristen

    My new bra made the Chive!!! ❀

    • makers mark

      and which bra would that be?

    • chance

      Which one r u?

      • Kristen

        #21 – these are mine

        • jason

          Sweet nativity baby jesus

        • fng

          um can i play with them for a few. I will be really naughty.

          • Kristen

            #21 – sure. you'd be surprised. they haven't been played with in months (sigh)

            • Jack I

              I would like to 100% call your bluff.

            • chance

              Outstanding

            • fng

              um (redfaced) um wow!!! really? Ok looking into flight plans now. oh great I get to be felt up at the airport. I will do this for all the fellow chivers out there. Those need to be played with. STAT

            • Dunny

              **Ding**
              "You're now free to move about the country"

            • jerk

              they look squishy

            • fng

              there is no reason on this god given those yummy boobies should not be played with on a daily basis. nuf said;)

            • Demp

              i would love to do that kristen. Any time you need help with that let me know!

    • Daeway

      Oh my. The number one picture. Can we ask for more?

  • jake

    Hell yes, #41

    • V4Vendetta14

      Yeah she is cute. She had a sexy Halloween picture too.

  • thursdaymofo

    #20 and #32 MMMMMOOOOAAAAARRRRR-yyyyyy Christmas!

  • femtrooper

    #15 made me lol. XD

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1579339927 Marc Hutchison

      I about fell out of my chair! πŸ˜€

    • BloodScrubber

      I imagine they make that face about…oh say….every fifth email they recieve. B)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572405509 Brandon Reinhart

    What is #11 suggesting

    • Robert

      Something I can't give

      • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

        lol

    • Fishy

      If it ain't 8 you can't participate.

      • Henry The 8th

        I am, and I can.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      Once I pull my mind out of the gutter…there are 8 days till xmas.

    • lsd

      Shes packing 8 inches.
      Surprise boner!

    • nomyia

      I just hope she's not saying she has one… 😐

      • do it

        what better way than to announce that youre a slut. sweet.

  • Marcus

    I feel like today is Christmas. I have to ask. Is today Christmas?

    • damon

      it sure is, son, it sure is

  • SweetJesus

    Sweet post. Chivettes RULE!

  • GingerZombie

    #36 Find her!

    • lonin

      Yar, helloooooooo Scotland!

      • GingerZombie

        I'm in Scotland, I have never seen the likes of her before!

  • Andy

    seen better. dated better. just sayin

    • Grant

      Andy, something tells me you're about to get thumbed down at an unprecedented rate.

    • CDR B.

      I think you're supposed to be on theBerry looking for the eye candy.

    • Lau

      Why is it that just because someone has an opinion different than yours that MUST mean he is gay? I have to be honest, as a woman I can DEFINITELY appreciate a woman's body and it's beauty. However, I am officially bored with the sexy chivers. The pictures consistently get slightly worse every week and it's just the same shit over and over again. Maybe I feel this way because I can play and look at my own tits everyday, maybe it's because I'm not a lesbian or maybe it's because I am not a guy. Merry Christmas chive let is snow thumbs down :).

      • Franklin

        Lau,

        I respect your opinion. But if you're bored with 'Sexy Chivers' here's an idea: don't click on it.
        Same shit over and over? these girls just dressed up in Christmas outfits. Yeah, that seems to happen more and more every week.

        • bryce

          I have to agree w/ Franklin. You picked bad time to say it's the same thing every week

          • Lau

            Lol ok so some are wearing some red bras or underwear and maybe a Santa hat but that's hardly dressed up for christmas. I expected some christmas lingerie and I saw very few. But like I said maybe it's because I am not a guy so chive on and enjoy your pictures.

            • dentonbeard

              Aren't you supposed to making sandwiches?

              • Lau

                Is that the best you could come up with? It's 2010 not 1950. Come back when your brain can create a better insult and maybe perhaps just maybe a clever one. Enjoy your christmas πŸ™‚

                • guyfrom1950

                  no cheese, extra ham, thanks sweetie πŸ™‚

                  • Lau

                    Lmao πŸ™‚ I'll give you that one, based solely on your name alone. Touche!

                    • The Real D. Nozzle

                      Gotta agree with Lau. Whenever I(often) see people being berated or accused of being homosexual en masse for not foaming at the mouth at the picture of a semi-partially-if you really use your imagination-nude chick, I either think A) The people ganging up on him never matured past Junior-High, or B) They, ironically enough, are trying to overcompensate for their own latent homosexual feelings.

                    • Yeeh

                      or theyre virgins. because only guys who have lots of sex fawn over pictures of chicks they don't know that still have cloths on, amirite?

    • Optimus Subprime

      Hey dickface, dont give Andys a bad name.

  • nouu

    #8 looks like they need to shit.

    • anon

      looks like they're giants….

  • aosux

    This was a great gift ladies. Thank you!

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