This is a real vampire heart and everything on the internet is true (14 photos)

lol I can see it now, poor guy just wanted to have a medium rare steak…..

In order to attain the sexual prowess of vampires, I would like to purchase this curio so that I might make love to the puncture hole nightly.

I'd of used my dick instead of a stake.

So that's what happened to Blacula!

thats what we have navy seals for =P

Thanks for ruining my lunch chive

Tis a real heart… and… it's a bit creepy to report, 0.o that heart looks like it was in baad shape when it still had blood pumpin in it. Whoever had this heart was fricken outa shape. "vampire" probably jogged, and collapsed onto that wooden toothpick.

So you believed everything on the internet 0_o ??

oh my gash

Donkey poo