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December 21, 2010 |
In: Creepy, WTF
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good morning douche lord!
Can you do me a huge favour and die. Ya cockfiend.
You sir, are a failure.
Everything I thought I knew was a lie..
Nothing is true, everything is permitted
Oh my god..I think I love you for quoting that…
Got a close-up of the letter inside the lid? Oh yeah, first.
you just need one of those tv/movie computers that can blow up any image enormously and enhance it till you can see every detail
that way you can check the composition of the actual paper and determine what materials were used to produce. you could even zoom in on the heart and see exactly how long it has been decaying in if the wound was inflicted while the heart was still beating
FAIL, FAIL and FAIL ^^^
Sloppy thirds for me I guess. Shoulda hit the F5 key one more time… :/
I'm pretty sure this vampire was staked on a bridge that I own, but am trying to sell…
I am in need of a large bridge, and some fame such as this would help with tolls. It is located on the east coast? Would you be willing to split relocation costs if it is not?
Let's convince a Twilight fan to eat it.
but it doesnt sparkle
Throw some glitter on it.
Now I am hungry.
fake, everyone knows Vampires turn to Dust when impaled..
Second and first
i smell a douche.
If only it was Edward Cullens…..
It is a gaff/prop that was on sale til Dec. 13th on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&…
looks legit?…if that was a real heart it would be 98 years old and prob about the size of a proon…
Obviously it's a vampire heart, so it has special qualities; letting it remain the size of a normal heart
Oh. I stand corrected sir.
you should watch some twilight to learn about vampires.
Looks like an overcooked ham that someone had sex with.
Ohhhh, it is….and it was a horrible lay!!
Looks like a poorly shaped pile of roast beef to me. If it came with a au jus dip I might be willing to spend $5 on it. (Just out of college, I've eaten worse)
You knew a girl named 'Worse'? Weird.
Think I saw something lying next to the curb that looked better.
I didn't think they had WWII US ARMY tent pegs in 1912.
Oh well in that case it must be fake.
You sir are spot on…as a point of reference, check out this page and scroll down about 3/4 of the way…you can get a set of five for $15…which is a pretty good deal…now you can dispose of vampires in the trenches of France on the cheap!
Beat me to it GI Joe! Was going to post the exact same thing!!!!!
Looks a bit big, pig's heart maybe.
i was thinking cow.
P.S. I have the box with Orlando Bloom's heart in it. I'm saving it for when I feel like taking a long vacation and want to captain a ship.
thats actually an oversized Aguacate seed
pluck the seed, pull off its skin and it looks exactly the same only bigger
aguacate=avocado. I don't believe you
You could line the box with Spanish cedar and maybe make a nice humidor?
Lol try to send tht with the mail ^^
It sold on ebay for 320.00
It's a sheep heart, if anyone was wondering. I pretty much invented them, so I would know.
anyone have some bacon. i'll light the grill.
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