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This is a real vampire heart and everything on the internet is true (14 photos)

December 21, 2010 | In: Creepy, WTF

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Onest

I hate "firsts"

good morning douche lord!
Mikey

Can you do me a huge favour and die. Ya cockfiend.
agrwilson

You sir, are a failure.

Claire

Everything I thought I knew was a lie..

gaz

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

Claire

Oh my god..I think I love you for quoting that…

o.0

Got a close-up of the letter inside the lid? Oh yeah, first.

a BiPolar guy

you just need one of those tv/movie computers that can blow up any image enormously and enhance it till you can see every detail

b.o.l

that way you can check the composition of the actual paper and determine what materials were used to produce. you could even zoom in on the heart and see exactly how long it has been decaying in if the wound was inflicted while the heart was still beating

E-Money

FAIL, FAIL and FAIL ^^^

o.0

Sloppy thirds for me I guess. Shoulda hit the F5 key one more time… :/

Juan

I'm pretty sure this vampire was staked on a bridge that I own, but am trying to sell…

mrnitropb

I am in need of a large bridge, and some fame such as this would help with tolls. It is located on the east coast? Would you be willing to split relocation costs if it is not?

MigraineBoy

Let's convince a Twilight fan to eat it.

jamie

but it doesnt sparkle

femtrooper

Throw some glitter on it.

Krish

Now I am hungry.
JohnnyGuns

fake, everyone knows Vampires turn to Dust when impaled..

JACK

Win !!

one portion of your chive A day

Second and first

agentSTEELE

i smell a douche.

Dave

If only it was Edward Cullens…..

http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

????

Poopslikelittlebunny

Fourteenth bitches,WHAT?
justsaying

It is a gaff/prop that was on sale til Dec. 13th on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp…
BigJohn

Looks legit

Corey

looks legit?…if that was a real heart it would be 98 years old and prob about the size of a proon…

Ron

Obviously it's a vampire heart, so it has special qualities; letting it remain the size of a normal heart

Corey

Oh. I stand corrected sir.

Avante

you should watch some twilight to learn about vampires.

Bernie

Looks like an overcooked ham that someone had sex with.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Ohhhh, it is….and it was a horrible lay!!

Stafferty

Looks like a poorly shaped pile of roast beef to me. If it came with a au jus dip I might be willing to spend $5 on it. (Just out of college, I've eaten worse)

Corky thatcher

You knew a girl named 'Worse'? Weird.
Generino

Think I saw something lying next to the curb that looked better.

GI Joe

I didn't think they had WWII US ARMY tent pegs in 1912.

P90

Oh well in that case it must be fake.
NotaTrap

You sir are spot on…as a point of reference, check out this page and scroll down about 3/4 of the way…you can get a set of five for $15…which is a pretty good deal…now you can dispose of vampires in the trenches of France on the cheap!
http://www.hayesotoupalik.com/WW1%20U.S.%20Field%…
Poss

Beat me to it GI Joe! Was going to post the exact same thing!!!!!

sirforsyth

Looks a bit big, pig's heart maybe.

Jen

i was thinking cow.

50-50

P.S. I have the box with Orlando Bloom's heart in it. I'm saving it for when I feel like taking a long vacation and want to captain a ship.
gravgon

thats actually an oversized Aguacate seed
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persea_americana

pluck the seed, pull off its skin and it looks exactly the same only bigger

Semper

aguacate=avocado. I don't believe you

NotaTrap

You could line the box with Spanish cedar and maybe make a nice humidor?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

weird o.0
jkn

Lol try to send tht with the mail ^^
mike

It sold on ebay for 320.00
cwa

It's a sheep heart, if anyone was wondering. I pretty much invented them, so I would know.
kaveman4130

anyone have some bacon. i'll light the grill.

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